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Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 17, 2020 06:30PM

I won’t be voting for the intellectually challenged Joe Biden, or his running mate Antifa fan Kamala Harris. Yet I’d like to thank this senator, for stopping by the house earlier. She was horrified by my time on the groan throne, and the small SUV sized dump I took, and now will support President Trump’s water flow increase bill. While most politicians are useless, I’ll give her credit for looking at my shit and does shit about it.

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: WTF????????????????????? ()
Date: August 17, 2020 07:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I won’t be voting for the intellectually
> challenged Joe Biden, or his running mate Antifa
> fan Kamala Harris. Yet I’d like to thank this
> senator, for stopping by the house earlier. She
> was horrified by my time on the groan throne, and
> the small SUV sized dump I took, and now will
> support President Trump’s water flow increase
> bill. While most politicians are useless, I’ll
> give her credit for looking at my shit and does
> shit about it.


Once you get help for your mental issues, your bowel issues will follow.

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: August 18, 2020 07:21AM

I am still on my business trip and just loving the fact that my hotel is within walking distance of a Hardee's restaurant. The deep fried steak biscuits for breakfast are just awesome. I wish we had Hardee's in Fairfax. My bowels are managing this quite well.

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Saint Onion ()
Date: August 18, 2020 09:36AM

Prayer may be a better idea. Pray to the rosary instead of this nonsense.

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: August 18, 2020 10:36AM

What up BiBs! Sharing my love of the tasty Hardee's menu with Boiled. It's a shame they left the Fairfax area many years ago.

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: August 18, 2020 11:08AM

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Political Onion ()
Date: August 18, 2020 11:19AM

Wouldn’t Brown Onion not like Harris?

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Brown Onion has lots of problems ()
Date: August 18, 2020 11:31AM

Political Onion Wrote:
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> Wouldn’t Brown Onion not like Harris?


Brown Onion is a 'one issue' voter. Instead of voting solely on 'abortion' or '2nd Amendment rights', he votes on 'bowel friendliness'.

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Poopy Pants ()
Date: August 18, 2020 11:33AM

Poopy pants Brown Onion is a Trump supporter. Thank GOD!

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: August 18, 2020 03:08PM

Poopy Pants Wrote:
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> Poopy pants Brown Onion is a Trump supporter.
> Thank GOD!

Hi Poopy Pants! Do you also enjoy playing board games?

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Re: Kamala Harris Confirms my Bowel Problems
Posted by: concerned BiB. ()
Date: August 18, 2020 03:20PM

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Poopy Pants Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poopy pants Brown Onion is a Trump supporter.
> > Thank GOD!
>
> Hi Poopy Pants! Do you also enjoy playing board
> games?


Is Poopy Fartz trying to make 5am guy jealous?

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