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Not Thunder, My Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 04, 2020 07:54PM

My apologies to Northern Virginia residents for interfering with your evening plans. That’s not thunder, that’s not the artillery at Quantico, but rather you get to hear my rump take a dump in surround sound stereo. Hoping this got rid of the white racists out on Roberts Road. My butt really hurts and hope all are doing well as goulash.

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Re: Not Thunder, My Bowels
Posted by: Chantilly Billy ()
Date: June 04, 2020 07:58PM

You're lucky my power came back on. I was going to hold you down and feed you beans!

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Re: Not Thunder, My Bowels
Posted by: Bratwurst King ()
Date: June 04, 2020 08:53PM

Epic

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Re: Not Thunder, My Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: June 04, 2020 08:56PM

Chantilly Billy Wrote:
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> You're lucky my power came back on. I was going to
> hold you down and feed you beans!


Brown Onion loves his beans and other Mexican delights.

Vicki Carr is planning to be in there with him tonight and will sing him "Grande, Grande, Grande" and "Let it please be him" the latter with special words about giving birth to a bowel movement.

As far as the tacos...
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Re: Not Thunder, My Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: June 04, 2020 09:40PM

The visual aids are important.

It is so easy to lose sight of what is being discussed here.

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Re: Not Thunder, My Bowels
Posted by: To help BO ()
Date: June 04, 2020 10:05PM

Here’s this for BO an anonoscope
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Re: Not Thunder, My Bowels
Posted by: God Farted on Guard's Head Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2020 01:11AM

Two National Guardsmen were hurt around midnight Thursday night after a lightning strike in Lafayette Square.

The guardsmen were taken to the hospital with serious injuries that are not believed to be life-threatening, according to Vito Maggiolo, a spokesman for the D.C. Fire and Emergency Medical Services Department.

The lightning came during a thunderstorm that has intermittently dropped rain and blew hefty winds across the city for hours.

There were no reports of injuries to the hundreds of protesters who continued to march and demonstrate in the severe weather.

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