Today watching two extraordinary white people launch the space x rocket was a joy. It brought me back to the Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo missions. I even heard them use the term “birthing,” which is something I’m familiar with. Astronaut Frank Borman had explosive diarrhea on Apollo 8. His shit flew everywhere. Astronaut Bill Anders and Jim Lovell had to empty their bowels, by crapping into a bag like device which they used their hands to clean their starfishes in space.

Taking a crap in zero gravity must be challenging.

Don’t worry tonight black astronauts will launch in the riots, so diversity is in place for sure. Thank you to them for spreading the Chinese virus more and stealing televisions. Great people.

Dude I feel sorry that your parents didn't potty train you.

I wish I could have seen those missions like you did. The space shuttle and this are great but you saw the best most exciting ones.

We all Know Wrote:
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> Dude I feel sorry that your parents didn't potty
> train you.

You are a mean person who is only capable of hurtful things.
Brown Onion is here to teach us all the glories of poop.

Here is one of his favorites.

We don't know her real name, but we call her 'groan throne Marie'. She has certainly learned to treat her poop in a mature manner.
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Any one who posts shit gifs has problems. You have them on your hard drive? Woodburn is open.

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Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Any one who posts shit gifs has problems. You have
> them on your hard drive? Woodburn is open.


And yet you don't have a problem with Brown Onion's shit stories. Brown Onion wants a thread devoted to poop so he gets things appropriate to a thread devoted to poop! Maybe you should ask yourself why you need to normalize one and demonize the other.
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Most of us know what kind of demented pervert Brown Onion is. In fact, the only ones who don't are Brown Onion himself and a couple of his 'close personal friends'(who we all know are 100% not his sock puppets). It is important to remind BO that wherever he takes shit, there is his shit.

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

I wonder how Boiled Onion will challenge the bowels for breakfast tomorrow?

I do not like a lot of what Brown Onion has written here. Yet maybe this is a good outlet for him to pen his frustrations. It seems like a lot of people are out to get him. As someone with a related condition, I don’t like this one, as it’s mean considering what African Americans are experiencing with police brutality and the like. Yet at the same time I don’t like the constant vicious attacks on Brown Onion or others who have a medical problem. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

A breakfast omelet, hashbrowns, bacon, and soda. Take that bowels.

I think they meant berthing, as thats a aviation term. Interesting comparison. I also could do without the racial remarks. Got a bad one on the way though. I am glad that someone is talking about IBS. Some days it’s a lonely feeling.

What up BiBs! Pipes are clean and bowels can breathe again thanks to yummy Raisin Bran cereal. Go fiber!!

Highly recommend regular exercise to keep the lower 40 moving. Violent protesting and urban looting are not considered exercise, btw.

Don’t politicize IBS. Existing movement is often already too painful to endure.

Anyone heard from Red Onion today? Wonder if he’s watching news on a new TV?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Today watching two extraordinary white people
> launch the space x rocket was a joy. It brought me
> back to the Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo missions.
> I even heard them use the term “birthing,”
> which is something I’m familiar with. Astronaut
> Frank Borman had explosive diarrhea on Apollo 8.
> His shit flew everywhere. Astronaut Bill Anders
> and Jim Lovell had to empty their bowels, by
> crapping into a bag like device which they used
> their hands to clean their starfishes in space.
>
> Taking a crap in zero gravity must be
> challenging.
>
> Don’t worry tonight black astronauts will launch
> in the riots, so diversity is in place for sure.
> Thank you to them for spreading the Chinese virus
> more and stealing televisions. Great people.


Two people?!?

Lol senile Brown was watching someone lighting fireworks in his front yard. Meanwhile the work of thousands of scientists and workers and hundreds of ground crew and command control successfully launched a real manned rocket - it was fun to watch. Hope Brown's welfare nurses can help him understand the difference in what he saw. Probably not though.

Actually I can confirm Brown Onion watched and understood the launch. He is excited about it and lived through the early days of space exploration.

Today’s is Tippys buffet day!

Got a meat lovers pizza with wings. Take that bowels.

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> Actually I can confirm Brown Onion watched and
> understood the launch. He is excited about it and
> lived through the early days of space exploration.


Here is proof that Brown Onion knows what he is talking about when it comes to birthing and blacks.
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Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> Actually I can confirm Brown Onion watched and
> understood the launch. He is excited about it and
> lived through the early days of space exploration.


Were you able to explain to him that 'two white' people didnt 'launch' the craft or is he too senile to grasp that? How much trouble does he give you with his bathrooming?

Scat Freak Brown is Dottard Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> > Actually I can confirm Brown Onion watched and
> > understood the launch. He is excited about it
> and
> > lived through the early days of space
> exploration.
>
>
> Were you able to explain to him that 'two white'
> people didnt 'launch' the craft or is he too
> senile to grasp that? How much trouble does he
> give you with his bathrooming?


A lot of bad sounds and smells come from the bathroom from both ends...screaming and loud shitting.

Since he is in his 'second childhood', we are able to have some quality time with this toy baseball bat.
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Poopy Fartz is sad about recent protests and racial violence. Poopy Fartz is disappointed with ongoing shit-gif bombardment. Poopy Fartz has been regular for days and pain free in the lower intestines. Have good day BiBs.

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz is sad about recent protests and
> racial violence. Poopy Fartz is disappointed with
> ongoing shit-gif bombardment. Poopy Fartz has
> been regular for days and pain free in the lower
> intestines. Have good day BiBs.


Poopy Fartz must realize that any discussion of bowel movements is incomplete without visual aids.

If the demented pervert Brown Onion wants to discuss shit, he gets shit.
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I had a nice sub from subway for lunch with a family size bag of ruffles potato chips with a whole container of onion dip on the side. my bowels got this!

I see the disgusting images and imposters continue. Clarence started this thread because he is an asshole and wishes to smear the reputation of his brother. My neighbor is doing much better this weekend. He has been able to eat white rice, chicken and yesterday he even had some corned beef although I advised him against it. Predictably he was up during the night with severe gas from the cured meat. Matilda has taken measures to make him more comfortable (enema) and Brown is feeling better. We have been keeping him away from the news but he got a glimpse of some of the rioting and started screaming racial slurs at the TV. Matilda joined in so I had to leave the house as I have mixed race family members and do not approve of such language. Please ignore the fake Brown Onion posts and show some respect for a recovering veteran.

oh for fucks sake where is the image blocker guy when you need him

Tonight the big cities will resemble the goulash of my bowels.

I suggest the president hand out free basketballs, orange soda, and fried chicken to calm these people down. My goodness always up to rioting. Just be happy you don’t have irritated bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Tonight the big cities will resemble the goulash
> of my bowels.
>
> I suggest the president hand out free basketballs,
> orange soda, and fried chicken to calm these
> people down. My goodness always up to rioting.
> Just be happy you don’t have irritated bowels.


Since Trump is in the habit of making things worse, feeding racial stereotypes at this point seems like a good direction for him.

I think they prefer flat grape soda.

Crab legs, lobster tails, beer. Take that bowels.