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Price is Right Bowels Edition
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 22, 2020 07:54AM

Good morning brothers in bowel. I want to share a dream I had with you. Last night I enjoyed “The Price is Right” bowels edition. The music started, Bob Barker and his lovely vixens were on, and all of the products to guess the prices on were castor oil, witch hazel, wet towelettes, Preparation H. Even the models were bloated and doubled over, and Bob admitted to during taping, dropping a fifty pound bag of cement on his California groan throne. He also said to spay or neuter your pets, so future ones may not have IBS. All of the contestants bid on groan thrones, the cost of rude doctor visits, or blenders that mixed all kinds of foods to show what ones bowels has to contend with. It was a really good dream, and I hope that the nice lady won her bid on tbd bottle of Metamucil.

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Re: Price is Right Bowels Edition
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: May 22, 2020 08:12AM

Good one Brown Onion!

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Re: Price is Right Bowels Edition
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 22, 2020 08:18AM

Pancakes, scrapple, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Price is Right Bowels Edition
Posted by: Hugh Jassole ()
Date: May 22, 2020 08:51AM

That’s a really good dream! Last I dreamt that I was a Kardashian and didn’t like it.

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