Thankful for this comfortable plaid recliner, as I chug castor oil in preparation of tonight’s event. I forgot his name. Do you remember the guy who when the thuggish hood rat type of boxers would come out, he’d say “let’s get ready to rumble!”

I wish he was in the bathroom with me tonight instead of Howie. My hope is that Howie does improve his comedy routine, as the last time I saw him, he strikes me as a nice guy who doesn’t want to offend anyone. He used to be everywhere in the 80s, and quite often had funny anecdotes during NBC’s Macy’s Day Thanksgiving parades. Him and Alan Thicke if I remember his name, from one of those sitcoms were mildly amusing. Unlike Bill Cosby who’s a disgusting rapist.

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> Thankful for this comfortable plaid recliner, as I
> chug castor oil in preparation of tonight’s
> event. I forgot his name. Do you remember the guy
> who when the thuggish hood rat type of boxers
> would come out, he’d say “let’s get ready to
> rumble!”
>
> I wish he was in the bathroom with me tonight
> instead of Howie. My hope is that Howie does
> improve his comedy routine, as the last time I saw
> him, he strikes me as a nice guy who doesn’t
> want to offend anyone. He used to be everywhere in
> the 80s, and quite often had funny anecdotes
> during NBC’s Macy’s Day Thanksgiving parades.
> Him and Alan Thicke if I remember his name, from
> one of those sitcoms were mildly amusing. Unlike
> Bill Cosby who’s a disgusting rapist.


This is the third time you have posted this today!
I will celebrate that achievement by posting the image from that internet sensation that millions have seen and swear by...
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You’re a selfish ass. Leave BO alone.

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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Thankful for this comfortable plaid recliner, as
> I
> > chug castor oil in preparation of tonight’s
> > event. I forgot his name. Do you remember the
> guy
> > who when the thuggish hood rat type of boxers
> > would come out, he’d say “let’s get ready
> to
> > rumble!”
> >
> > I wish he was in the bathroom with me tonight
> > instead of Howie. My hope is that Howie does
> > improve his comedy routine, as the last time I
> saw
> > him, he strikes me as a nice guy who doesn’t
> > want to offend anyone. He used to be everywhere
> in
> > the 80s, and quite often had funny anecdotes
> > during NBC’s Macy’s Day Thanksgiving
> parades.
> > Him and Alan Thicke if I remember his name,
> from
> > one of those sitcoms were mildly amusing.
> Unlike
> > Bill Cosby who’s a disgusting rapist.
>
>
> This is the third time you have posted this
> today!
> I will celebrate that achievement by posting the
> image from that internet sensation that millions
> have seen and swear by...

When I see a clip like that, I know I'm not alone when I think of Brown Onion. I'm thinking a sequel is in order. Brown Onion could be the consultant. "Two girls, One Cup 2- Midwives Gone Wild". Very few people can write as creatively about poop as BO. He is wasting it here on FFXU.

He’s funny as hell

To the asshole. You have been reported to Cary the administration. You unsuccessfully tried to put BO. This is a breach of rules here, and also can be used against you by authorities and civil lawyers. This is your final warning.

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> He’s funny as hell


I'm disgusted that a handful of small-minded fecalphobes want to see him censored.
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Bonchon chicken, kimchi, and lots of soda. Take that bowels.

not normal fam

Brown Onion is showing his military resolve from his younger years. The song “can’t keep a good man down” seems to be his mantra. A obsessed little stalker is getting served by a man who could be his grandfather. This has been funny. Right now the little boy is very upset but I look forward to seeing Brown out and about in the neighborhood.

How far do I have to stick my finger up my ass to hit my prostate?

Poopy Fartz hope 5am is relaxing and catching lots of trout. Poopy Fartz bowels are very good today.

How cute copying my name again. I still laugh that Brown owns this little whiny spoiled degenerate.

Bowels in business!

Wow Howie Mandel is a germaphobe. He wore full PPE last night, so as I was dropping off cinder blocks, his jokes were muffled and hard to understand. A shame but insurance companies are overwhelmed these days.

This morning I’ve applied aloe and will take a sitz bath to, help what’s left of my poor starfish recover. It looks a lot like Gerry does, as I look in the rectal mirror in absolute horror. Am saddened this morning about Fred Willards demise. He was a funny man, and may him and his bowels Rest In Peace.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in at a unusual time. 5am guy was involved in a traffic crash on route 311 down near Paint Bank Virginia. 5am guy was dropped off at a motel last night and 5am guy is having a rental car brought to him today. 5am guy was stressed out about the loss of 5am guys beloved Lincoln automobile. The only place for 5am guy to eat last night was Burger King. 5am guy got 2 whoppers and a large fry. Now 5am guys bowels are out of control to the point that 5am guy may have to stay another night at the motel. 5am guy does not want to shit his pants on the highway in a rental car.

Anitas breakfast burrito followed up by an entire package of bacon. Take that bowels.

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in at a unusual time. 5am
> guy was involved in a traffic crash on route 311
> down near Paint Bank Virginia. 5am guy was dropped
> off at a motel last night and 5am guy is having a
> rental car brought to him today. 5am guy was
> stressed out about the loss of 5am guys beloved
> Lincoln automobile. The only place for 5am guy to
> eat last night was Burger King. 5am guy got 2
> whoppers and a large fry. Now 5am guys bowels are
> out of control to the point that 5am guy may have
> to stay another night at the motel. 5am guy does
> not want to shit his pants on the highway in a
> rental car.

Sounds like you were not hurt 5am and that is good. Maybe your Lincoln saved you from harm. Did the air bags deploy? The insurance will get you a replacement car. The important thing is that you only damaged your bowels with burger king, it happens.

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in at a unusual time. 5am
> guy was involved in a traffic crash on route 311
> down near Paint Bank Virginia. 5am guy was dropped
> off at a motel last night and 5am guy is having a
> rental car brought to him today. 5am guy was
> stressed out about the loss of 5am guys beloved
> Lincoln automobile. The only place for 5am guy to
> eat last night was Burger King. 5am guy got 2
> whoppers and a large fry. Now 5am guys bowels are
> out of control to the point that 5am guy may have
> to stay another night at the motel. 5am guy does
> not want to shit his pants on the highway in a
> rental car.


Trying to think of where Paint Bank is. Hoping both you and your bowels recover from the accident and the accident of eating Burger King food. I hope you’re chugging castor oil 5 am guy!

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Grilling some chicken thighs on my Weber kettle. 6 thighs will make for a good lunch.

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in at a unusual time. 5am
> guy was involved in a traffic crash on route 311
> down near Paint Bank Virginia. 5am guy was dropped
> off at a motel last night and 5am guy is having a
> rental car brought to him today. 5am guy was
> stressed out about the loss of 5am guys beloved
> Lincoln automobile. The only place for 5am guy to
> eat last night was Burger King. 5am guy got 2
> whoppers and a large fry. Now 5am guys bowels are
> out of control to the point that 5am guy may have
> to stay another night at the motel. 5am guy does
> not want to shit his pants on the highway in a
> rental car.

The Swinging Bridge Restaurant was open. Their bison is excellent and it is one of the best restaurants in the state.
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