If your starfish is hurting, after delivering a set of Lincoln logs, there are a few things to help out post care after the cinder blocks have caused a cataclysmic disaster.

If you’ve just dropped a twelve pointer, first I can’t stress wet towelettes enough. They should always be used. Ice chips applied to the fish can alleviate pain, along with soothing creams of aloe. Use a Brillo pad with aloe and gently apply it to your starfish. Not in. That’s for homosexuals. Rather outside. If you can a hot steamy shower with your fish getting steam can help too, but I’ve found better luck with ice cubes. Yes you’ll have a cold derrière, but at least this will minimize the post groan throne pain.

Not sure why you call the rectum a star fish. Odd. Yet at the same time good advice.

Breakfast burrito with hash browns at Anitas. Coffee plus a big glass of milk. Take that bowels.

I got lucky this morning. Had a big one earlier then another one after breakfast. Precious and few are moments like this. I feel good today. Wish it was like this every day. Sending out positive vibes to my digestivly challenged friends!

Hi my name is StarfishStartler. Can I join the group?

Rutti Wrote:
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> Not sure why you call the rectum a star fish. Odd.
> Yet at the same time good advice.


Learned the term in my military days, and it stuck. Hope these guidelines do help your bowels and your starfish. How are your bowels?

toasted onion Wrote:
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> I got lucky this morning. Had a big one earlier
> then another one after breakfast. Precious and few
> are moments like this. I feel good today. Wish it
> was like this every day. Sending out positive
> vibes to my digestivly challenged friends!


Great news and glad to hear. Moments like this are like popping the champagne after winning the World Series. That’s outstanding!

StarfishStartler Wrote:
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> Hi my name is StarfishStartler. Can I join the
> group?


All are welcome but your name suggests something sinister.

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Breakfast burrito with hash browns at Anitas.
> Coffee plus a big glass of milk. Take that bowels.


Good heavens sir!

Thanks Brown and agreed. Boiled. How on earth do you do that?

Going to Tippys at 11. Best wishes to all.

Gonna make myself a brunch consisting of a 5 egg ham&cheese omelette, 10 link sausage , 10 strips of bacon, and a 8-stack of pancakes dripping with syrup. And washing it down with a couple gallons of Pepsi. Take that bowels!

You are one dumb motherfucker

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Gonna make myself a brunch consisting of a 5 egg
> ham&cheese omelette, 10 link sausage , 10 strips
> of bacon, and a 8-stack of pancakes dripping with
> syrup. And washing it down with a couple gallons
> of Pepsi. Take that bowels!

Why? I must ask?

Same troll entire thread Wrote:
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> You are one dumb motherfucker
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You’re stupid. I work in IT. Spread your tin foil elsewhere.

Tacos and burritos. Lots of sour cream. Take that bowels.

Another imposter. Geez. Can’t make this stuff up. Anyhow going to try Arties today for take out. Hoping their salads are decent. I do miss being younger.

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Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Another imposter. Geez. Can’t make this stuff
> up. Anyhow going to try Arties today for take out.
> Hoping their salads are decent. I do miss being
> younger.

Salad is good. That place also sells weapons of ass destruction.