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Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Starfish Surfer Onion ()
Date: April 17, 2020 12:48PM

Though gone Brown Onion will never be forgotten. His obtuse write-ups and sick scat-centered fantasies serve as a cautionary tale of Oxycontin abuse and sexual deviancy. His racism was of course legendary as well. Hopefully he rests in an unmarked grave thus protected from open defecating admirers and detractors alike.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Blessed moment ()
Date: April 17, 2020 12:54PM


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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: RIP ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:03PM

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:07PM

Damn you’re obsession with him is even after he died. You need professional help.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace cries wolf ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:09PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Damn you’re obsession with him is even after he
> died. You need professional help.


Why don't you answer why this death is different than Brown Onion's last two deaths?

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Brown Onion liked this content ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:15PM

...everybody row...
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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:19PM

Rusty Craplace cries wolf Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> -----
> > Damn you’re obsession with him is even after
> he
> > died. You need professional help.
>
>
> Why don't you answer why this death is different
> than Brown Onion's last two deaths?


Wow even the shit pics. More proof of your insanity. Find someone living to troll.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace cries wolf ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:38PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace cries wolf Wrote:
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> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Damn you’re obsession with him is even
> after
> > he
> > > died. You need professional help.
> >
> >
> > Why don't you answer why this death is
> different
> > than Brown Onion's last two deaths?
>
>
> Wow even the shit pics. More proof of your
> insanity. Find someone living to troll.







What sort of mental illness do you have that keeps you from acknowledging the reality that Brown Onion has trolled us with his death twice before?

Brown Onion is getting the respect he deserves.

Can you add anything to this forum other than telling us to respect the 'dead'?

If not, go away.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Craptacular ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:39PM

Yikes, experiencing darker stools past few days. Not quite black stools that are
very bad. Still, has me concerned. Brown Onion would have helped with his
knowledge. Any remaining bibs left out there that can offer some assistance?

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: This Just IN! ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:41PM

Rusty Craplace is sockpuppet for Brown onion. BO will be back with tales of his 'asshole brother' in less than a couple weeks. Some may remember the Bowels thread did much better without BO. People could post support and advise sans 'midwives' and 'starfish' childish nonsense.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace cries wolf ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:49PM

This Just IN! Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace is sockpuppet for Brown onion. BO
> will be back with tales of his 'asshole brother'
> in less than a couple weeks. Some may remember
> the Bowels thread did much better without BO.
> People could post support and advise sans
> 'midwives' and 'starfish' childish nonsense.

We have known this for a bit. Brown Onion's deaths and resurrections show his nothing but a troll with a very disturbing poop fixation. Since Rusty Craplace claims to know him personally, he is an obvious sock puppet.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Craptacular ()
Date: April 17, 2020 01:55PM

Craptacular Wrote:
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> Yikes, experiencing darker stools past few days.
> Not quite black stools that are
> very bad. Still, has me concerned. Brown Onion
> would have helped with his
> knowledge. Any remaining bibs left out there that
> can offer some assistance?

Bump. Need help, here.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: April 17, 2020 02:28PM

Rusty Craplace cries wolf Wrote:
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> This Just IN! Wrote:
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> -----
> > Rusty Craplace is sockpuppet for Brown onion.
> BO
> > will be back with tales of his 'asshole
> brother'
> > in less than a couple weeks. Some may remember
> > the Bowels thread did much better without BO.
> > People could post support and advise sans
> > 'midwives' and 'starfish' childish nonsense.
>
> We have known this for a bit. Brown Onion's
> deaths and resurrections show his nothing but a
> troll with a very disturbing poop fixation. Since
> Rusty Craplace claims to know him personally, he
> is an obvious sock puppet.


A shame we didn’t lose your sorry ass. Why don’t you go to your mom and get a sandwich bitch? You’re just a pathetic loser who I agree is obsessed. Find a fucking hobby.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: advise for a Bib ()
Date: April 17, 2020 03:10PM

Craptacular Wrote:
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> Craptacular Wrote:
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> -----
> > Yikes, experiencing darker stools past few days.
>
> > Not quite black stools that are
> > very bad. Still, has me concerned. Brown
> Onion
> > would have helped with his
> > knowledge. Any remaining bibs left out there
> that
> > can offer some assistance?
>
> Bump. Need help, here.

Dark stools are a very bad sign - call your Dr. immediately. He will have you take a sample and send it to a lab. Colon cancer, liver problems - there are a host of issues you likely have. Can you tell us about your Body Mass Index or just provide your height and weight? If you are obese and inactive eating processed foods you are likely to die if you get Covid. If you avoid the virus you can look forward to being sick most of the time before your untimely death.

I know its not the same as BO advise but I hope it helps!

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Miscavage..is triggered ()
Date: April 17, 2020 03:31PM

Miscavage.. Wrote:
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> A shame we didn’t lose your sorry ass. Why
> don’t you go to your mom and get a sandwich
> bitch? You’re just a pathetic loser who I agree
> is obsessed. Find a fucking hobby.


You can conjure up all this arrant nonsense from a few anon posts but refuse to acknowledge that Brown Onion rose from the dead on his own registered account...twice.

Good for you!

Perhaps you are just realizing that you faked Brown Onion's death once too often. You are going to need to find another forum to post your stories about how the first lady hands you toilet paper while Kenny Rodgers croons "What condition my condition is in" while you shit.


After years of fake deaths and constipation, Brown Onion has really shit himself when it came to this forum.

Perhaps you would like to stay and contribute to the other threads like most of us do. If not, you best be on your way.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Homebound ()
Date: April 17, 2020 03:31PM

Honestly my toilets have never been cleaner

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Craptacular ()
Date: April 17, 2020 03:42PM

advise for a Bib Wrote:
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> Craptacular Wrote:
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> -----
> > Craptacular Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yikes, experiencing darker stools past few
> days.
> >
> > > Not quite black stools that are
> > > very bad. Still, has me concerned. Brown
> > Onion
> > > would have helped with his
> > > knowledge. Any remaining bibs left out there
> > that
> > > can offer some assistance?
> >
> > Bump. Need help, here.
>
> Dark stools are a very bad sign - call your Dr.
> immediately. He will have you take a sample and
> send it to a lab. Colon cancer, liver problems -
> there are a host of issues you likely have. Can
> you tell us about your Body Mass Index or just
> provide your height and weight? If you are obese
> and inactive eating processed foods you are likely
> to die if you get Covid. If you avoid the virus
> you can look forward to being sick most of the
> time before your untimely death.
>
> I know its not the same as BO advise but I hope it
> helps!

Thank you for this help sir or madam. Scared and literally freaking out now. On the bad side of all health issues you mentioned. Going to urgent care office tomorrow for the sample and test. Thank you!

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 17, 2020 04:03PM

Craptacular Wrote:
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> advise for a Bib Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Craptacular Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Craptacular Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Yikes, experiencing darker stools past few
> > days.
> > >
> > > > Not quite black stools that are
> > > > very bad. Still, has me concerned. Brown
> > > Onion
> > > > would have helped with his
> > > > knowledge. Any remaining bibs left out
> there
> > > that
> > > > can offer some assistance?
> > >
> > > Bump. Need help, here.
> >
> > Dark stools are a very bad sign - call your Dr.
> > immediately. He will have you take a sample
> and
> > send it to a lab. Colon cancer, liver problems
> -
> > there are a host of issues you likely have.
> Can
> > you tell us about your Body Mass Index or just
> > provide your height and weight? If you are
> obese
> > and inactive eating processed foods you are
> likely
> > to die if you get Covid. If you avoid the
> virus
> > you can look forward to being sick most of the
> > time before your untimely death.
> >
> > I know its not the same as BO advise but I hope
> it
> > helps!
>
> Thank you for this help sir or madam. Scared and
> literally freaking out now. On the bad side of
> all health issues you mentioned. Going to urgent
> care office tomorrow for the sample and test.
> Thank you!


Thank you for providing needed help. BiBs assisting BiBs. BO is smiling down on all of us.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: RockyT ()
Date: April 17, 2020 04:35PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Craptacular Wrote:
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> > advise for a Bib Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Craptacular Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Craptacular Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Yikes, experiencing darker stools past
> few
> > > days.
> > > >
> > > > > Not quite black stools that are
> > > > > very bad. Still, has me concerned.
> Brown
> > > > Onion
> > > > > would have helped with his
> > > > > knowledge. Any remaining bibs left out
> > there
> > > > that
> > > > > can offer some assistance?
> > > >
> > > > Bump. Need help, here.
> > >
> > > Dark stools are a very bad sign - call your
> Dr.
> > > immediately. He will have you take a sample
> > and
> > > send it to a lab. Colon cancer, liver
> problems
> > -
> > > there are a host of issues you likely have.
> > Can
> > > you tell us about your Body Mass Index or
> just
> > > provide your height and weight? If you are
> > obese
> > > and inactive eating processed foods you are
> > likely
> > > to die if you get Covid. If you avoid the
> > virus
> > > you can look forward to being sick most of
> the
> > > time before your untimely death.
> > >
> > > I know its not the same as BO advise but I
> hope
> > it
> > > helps!
> >
> > Thank you for this help sir or madam. Scared
> and
> > literally freaking out now. On the bad side of
> > all health issues you mentioned. Going to
> urgent
> > care office tomorrow for the sample and test.
> > Thank you!
>
>
> Thank you for providing needed help. BiBs
> assisting BiBs. BO is smiling down on all of us.

Too early to be scared. First, describe your stool consistency from Bristol Stool Chart and we’ll proceed.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 17, 2020 04:42PM

Getting ready to cook up a big batch of thin spaghetti and Prego sauce with a few Italian sausages and garlic bread too. My bowels will have the whole weekend to recover if need be.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Don't feed the poop freak ()
Date: April 17, 2020 04:47PM

RockyT Wrote:
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> Too early to be scared. First, describe your
> stool consistency from Bristol Stool Chart and
> we’ll proceed.


Brown Onion is alive and his poop fixation is intact.

If you need help, go to a place where you can get it.

Try a real online support group or see a doctor.

Don't be fooled into giving this forum too much information since it will be used for nefarious purposes.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Jimbo T ()
Date: April 17, 2020 04:57PM

Brown Onion aka BEH the racist is not dead.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Not Urgent Onion ()
Date: April 17, 2020 05:06PM

Craptacular Wrote:
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> advise for a Bib Wrote:
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> -----
> > Craptacular Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Craptacular Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Yikes, experiencing darker stools past few
> > days.
> > >
> > > > Not quite black stools that are
> > > > very bad. Still, has me concerned. Brown
> > > Onion
> > > > would have helped with his
> > > > knowledge. Any remaining bibs left out
> there
> > > that
> > > > can offer some assistance?
> > >
> > > Bump. Need help, here.
> >
> > Dark stools are a very bad sign - call your Dr.
> > immediately. He will have you take a sample
> and
> > send it to a lab. Colon cancer, liver problems
> -
> > there are a host of issues you likely have.
> Can
> > you tell us about your Body Mass Index or just
> > provide your height and weight? If you are
> obese
> > and inactive eating processed foods you are
> likely
> > to die if you get Covid. If you avoid the
> virus
> > you can look forward to being sick most of the
> > time before your untimely death.
> >
> > I know its not the same as BO advise but I hope
> it
> > helps!
>
> Thank you for this help sir or madam. Scared and
> literally freaking out now. On the bad side of
> all health issues you mentioned. Going to urgent
> care office tomorrow for the sample and test.
> Thank you!


I said to CALL your doctor not rush to urgent care. Consult with your regular physician over the phone. He will likely have you order a home stool sample kit. When you get it follow the instructions. Your case is serious but not urgent at all. Unless your stools are black or bloody you do not need urgent care. Call your doctor. Get exercise. Show some self control eating.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Common sense Onion ()
Date: April 17, 2020 05:30PM

Jimbo T Wrote:
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> Brown Onion aka BEH the racist is not dead.


And he is still trying to get people to post about their poop.

FFXU is not the place to get help with your poop problems.
That should be axiomatically obvious.

In general, never discuss your poop problems with people too interested in your poop problems.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: April 17, 2020 06:16PM

Obtuse blathering continues. You are all a bunch of freaks.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 17, 2020 06:47PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> Obtuse blathering continues. You are all a bunch
> of freaks.


And how are your bowels?

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 17, 2020 06:48PM

Quick question: Does anyone else defecate into their hands and then use the defecation as a lubricant for masturbation? The smell is so intoxicating.

I can't wait to hear about your movements.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Brown Onion Cover Artist ()
Date: April 17, 2020 07:44PM

Today I had a difficult bowel movement as if it were a piece of cement and then I believed I was delivering a fetus from my rectum and there were women in my toilet helpingwith thebirth and stitching me and my toes were chipping the tile teeeeee heeeee

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 17, 2020 07:59PM

Imitating me again. Obsessed.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Brown Onion liked this content ()
Date: April 17, 2020 10:02PM

Since Brown Onion and his sock puppet, Rusty Craplace, conflates us all.


Might as well feed him the filthiness he deserves...
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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Jiff Onion ()
Date: April 17, 2020 10:48PM

middling peanut butter shits today. Meltout wasnt too bad but still.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Reliable Onion ()
Date: April 18, 2020 06:36AM

I’ve been reading this and to the fellow with the shit photos and bitching about a dead guy who’s toe tagged, he is not posting anymore. Give your bizarre behavior a break. Looks like you miss a fellow troll. You and Brown Onion are like the media and Trump. Looks like you really miss him.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: not Gf2 ()
Date: April 18, 2020 07:08AM

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: CSX ()
Date: April 18, 2020 07:12AM

You people and your shit images have ruined my brain.

I had a dream I adopted a dalmatian. I didn't know he had shit problems. He was shitting all over the house and ruined my carpet.

When I finally got him outside to shit there was a man and woman outside my house having sex but she was fucking him with a piece of shit!

I was so fucking freaked out and for some reason I was the only one who could see them.


I have never dreamed of anything so crazy before and I believe it has to do with this website and all the crazy shit porn.

Congrats. You've really affected me.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Let’s one go ()
Date: April 18, 2020 07:19AM

CSX Wrote:
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> You people and your shit images have ruined my
> brain.
>
> I had a dream I adopted a dalmatian. I didn't know
> he had shit problems. He was shitting all over the
> house and ruined my carpet.
>
> When I finally got him outside to shit there was a
> man and woman outside my house having sex but she
> was fucking him with a piece of shit!
>
> I was so fucking freaked out and for some reason I
> was the only one who could see them.
>
>
> I have never dreamed of anything so crazy before
> and I believe it has to do with this website and
> all the crazy shit porn.
>
> Congrats. You've really affected me.


If you don’t envy this little guy, you aren’t trying hard enough
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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: CSX ()
Date: April 18, 2020 07:36AM

I have also been having some really smelly farts and woke up to find my cat had shit on the floor so that also could have been a factor.

I could smell the dog shit in my sleep and now I think I know why.

I have no idea what has my ass smelling so bad.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Pointing Onion ()
Date: April 18, 2020 10:11AM

Brown Onion is dead. Why not start a new thread about porn or something better than this crap?

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: What are you talking about? ()
Date: April 18, 2020 10:57AM

Pointing Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is dead. Why not start a new thread
> about porn or something better than this crap?


Brown Onion has died and has been resurrected twice in the last three years.

There is no reason to believe he is actually dead this time.

He shit on this forum for over five years and the bigger mess we make out of his 'death' this time, the harder it is going to be for him to return again as if nothing happened.


If you are actually sincere, perhaps the best way for you to honor him, maybe you should just forget all about this tawdry little forum yourself.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: McLovin it! Onion ()
Date: April 18, 2020 11:00AM

Those pictures of the young lady receiving that mans dirt are splendid! The grandma underwear and of course her ecstasy are a total turn on. The man is a master and it looks as if he has experience at Dairy Queen or some other soft serve ice cream restaurant. Just fantastic stuff really.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: April 18, 2020 11:19AM

McLovin it! Onion Wrote:
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> Those pictures of the young lady receiving that
> mans dirt are splendid! The grandma underwear and
> of course her ecstasy are a total turn on. The
> man is a master and it looks as if he has
> experience at Dairy Queen or some other soft serve
> ice cream restaurant. Just fantastic stuff
> really.
>

It’s a masterpiece!

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rainer Werner Fassbinder Onion ()
Date: April 18, 2020 11:38AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
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> McLovin it! Onion Wrote:
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> > Those pictures of the young lady receiving that
> > mans dirt are splendid! The grandma underwear
> and
> > of course her ecstasy are a total turn on. The
> > man is a master and it looks as if he has
> > experience at Dairy Queen or some other soft
> serve
> > ice cream restaurant. Just fantastic stuff
> > really.
> >
>
>
> It’s a masterpiece!


Don't forget about the cinematography. The faded colors give it the look of a 16 mm smut reel from the 1950s. I'm sure that was the reason for the granny panties and nylon stockings.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: what the fuck is going on here? ()
Date: April 18, 2020 12:27PM

Brown Onion's death was posted from his account in 2017.

How does any of this make any sense?

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1360075/2539713.html#msg-2539713



Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM

weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!


Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.

Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: teeeheee ()
Date: April 18, 2020 01:35PM

starfish

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 18, 2020 01:44PM

Unless Brown Onion is Jesus he isn’t going to be resurrected. I know you all miss him, including the shit pics guy. I miss him but I can assure you he won’t be here, there, or anywhere.

How about a little human decency. His brother did actually hack his computer. I had the great displeasure of meeting Clarence, and he was a jerk. I say this with respect as he’s no longer with us as well. Brown Onion has left the building. He checked out? Please let Matilda and his children and grandchildren grieve.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Wife of Bath ()
Date: April 18, 2020 02:01PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Unless Brown Onion is Jesus he isn’t going to be
> resurrected. I know you all miss him, including
> the shit pics guy. I miss him but I can assure you
> he won’t be here, there, or anywhere.
>
> How about a little human decency. His brother did
> actually hack his computer. I had the great
> displeasure of meeting Clarence, and he was a
> jerk. I say this with respect as he’s no longer
> with us as well. Brown Onion has left the
> building. He checked out? Please let Matilda and
> his children and grandchildren grieve.

Did Brown ever regale his grandchildren a.k.a the 'rugrats' with his fantastic tales of having midwives deliver his bowel movements and stitch up his anus?

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: what the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: April 18, 2020 02:16PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Unless Brown Onion is Jesus he isn’t going to be
> resurrected. I know you all miss him, including
> the shit pics guy. I miss him but I can assure you
> he won’t be here, there, or anywhere.
>
> How about a little human decency. His brother did
> actually hack his computer. I had the great
> displeasure of meeting Clarence, and he was a
> jerk. I say this with respect as he’s no longer
> with us as well. Brown Onion has left the
> building. He checked out? Please let Matilda and
> his children and grandchildren grieve.

Are his Grandchildren really reading FFXU?

And if they are, how are they connecting the racist shitposter known as "Brown Onion" with their Grandfather?

Brown Onion is getting from this forum what he gave to this forum.

You are not going to change anyone's opinion of him.

Keep posting how we should respect him, and we continue to give back the active disrespect he showed this forum.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Brown Onion liked this content ()
Date: April 18, 2020 02:21PM

Midwives gone wild!
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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Best of BO ()
Date: April 18, 2020 02:25PM

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2015 12:45PM

That steak sizzling on your fancy restaurant looks tasty.

Whether the steer is rare to well done, think about the horns in your colon.

At a business lunch or family get together, it's quite common to order steak.

The orange sweet potato with cinnamon splashed on it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.

You wet your lips in anticipation, but there's an inevitable fire down below that Stephen Seagal can't stop.

Your bowels don't want that steak. Please consider this before downing a rib-eye.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: milk, milk lemon-aid, around th ()
Date: April 18, 2020 02:29PM

Wow, that gif of the blond with the Pippi Longstocking braids really gets my juices flowing... I'd feed her my fudge and then turn myself around and give her warm lemonade...

Milk, Milk, Lemonaid...around the corner fudge is made!

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: BO LIVES! ()
Date: April 18, 2020 02:56PM

milk, milk lemon-aid, around th Wrote:
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> Wow, that gif of the blond with the Pippi
> Longstocking braids really gets my juices
> flowing... I'd feed her my fudge and then turn
> myself around and give her warm lemonade...
>
> Milk, Milk, Lemonaid...around the corner fudge is
> made!


She should be getting award for that!!!

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: BO Fan ()
Date: April 18, 2020 03:20PM

Best of BO Wrote:
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> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: February 19, 2015 12:45PM
>
> That steak sizzling on your fancy restaurant looks
> tasty.
>
> Whether the steer is rare to well done, think
> about the horns in your colon.
>
> At a business lunch or family get together, it's
> quite common to order steak.
>
> The orange sweet potato with cinnamon splashed on
> it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.
>
> You wet your lips in anticipation, but there's an
> inevitable fire down below that Stephen Seagal
> can't stop.
>
> Your bowels don't want that steak. Please consider
> this before downing a rib-eye.


Funny as hell! The underground isn’t the same without him.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 18, 2020 04:02PM

BO Fan Wrote:
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> Best of BO Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > Date: February 19, 2015 12:45PM
> >
> > That steak sizzling on your fancy restaurant
> looks
> > tasty.
> >
> > Whether the steer is rare to well done, think
> > about the horns in your colon.
> >
> > At a business lunch or family get together,
> it's
> > quite common to order steak.
> >
> > The orange sweet potato with cinnamon splashed
> on
> > it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.
> >
> > You wet your lips in anticipation, but there's
> an
> > inevitable fire down below that Stephen Seagal
> > can't stop.
> >
> > Your bowels don't want that steak. Please
> consider
> > this before downing a rib-eye.
>
>
> Funny as hell! The underground isn’t the same
> without him.


A great man indeed.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Pippy Shit Eater Onion ()
Date: April 18, 2020 04:45PM

One of Brown's more dedicated midwives would do this but she would be a 60 something Iguana eater not Pippy Hot As Shit Longstockings. That shiteater is smoking hot. I too would deliver my dirt then do an Arabesque, slap her with my 5.5 inch cock and deliver my hot lemonade to warsh her down.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Sock Puppets ()
Date: April 18, 2020 05:07PM

BO Fan Wrote:
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> Best of BO Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > Date: February 19, 2015 12:45PM
> >
> > That steak sizzling on your fancy restaurant
> looks
> > tasty.
> >
> > Whether the steer is rare to well done, think
> > about the horns in your colon.
> >
> > At a business lunch or family get together,
> it's
> > quite common to order steak.
> >
> > The orange sweet potato with cinnamon splashed
> on
> > it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.
> >
> > You wet your lips in anticipation, but there's
> an
> > inevitable fire down below that Stephen Seagal
> > can't stop.
> >
> > Your bowels don't want that steak. Please
> consider
> > this before downing a rib-eye.
>
>
> Funny as hell! The underground isn’t the same
> without him.


He isn't gone. His sock puppets are still posting. He will be back with more tales about Gloria Gainer singing "I will survive" in the restroom while he poops. Then he will say something stupid about blacks to show he isn't racist like:"Most people think blacks are totally useless, but I am progressive on the subject. I know they can entertain."

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: another poster ()
Date: April 18, 2020 06:49PM

Sock Puppets Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Best of BO Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > > Date: February 19, 2015 12:45PM
> > >
> > > That steak sizzling on your fancy restaurant
> > looks
> > > tasty.
> > >
> > > Whether the steer is rare to well done, think
> > > about the horns in your colon.
> > >
> > > At a business lunch or family get together,
> > it's
> > > quite common to order steak.
> > >
> > > The orange sweet potato with cinnamon
> splashed
> > on
> > > it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.
> > >
> > > You wet your lips in anticipation, but
> there's
> > an
> > > inevitable fire down below that Stephen
> Seagal
> > > can't stop.
> > >
> > > Your bowels don't want that steak. Please
> > consider
> > > this before downing a rib-eye.
> >
> >
> > Funny as hell! The underground isn’t the same
> > without him.
>
>
> He isn't gone. His sock puppets are still posting.
> He will be back with more tales about Gloria
> Gainer singing "I will survive" in the restroom
> while he poops. Then he will say something stupid
> about blacks to show he isn't racist like:"Most
> people think blacks are totally useless, but I am
> progressive on the subject. I know they can
> entertain."


You know what? You are wrong about that HaHa!

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Keep telling yourself that ()
Date: April 18, 2020 08:07PM

another poster Wrote:
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> Sock Puppets Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO Fan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Best of BO Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > > > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > > > Date: February 19, 2015 12:45PM
> > > >
> > > > That steak sizzling on your fancy
> restaurant
> > > looks
> > > > tasty.
> > > >
> > > > Whether the steer is rare to well done,
> think
> > > > about the horns in your colon.
> > > >
> > > > At a business lunch or family get together,
> > > it's
> > > > quite common to order steak.
> > > >
> > > > The orange sweet potato with cinnamon
> > splashed
> > > on
> > > > it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.
> > > >
> > > > You wet your lips in anticipation, but
> > there's
> > > an
> > > > inevitable fire down below that Stephen
> > Seagal
> > > > can't stop.
> > > >
> > > > Your bowels don't want that steak. Please
> > > consider
> > > > this before downing a rib-eye.
> > >
> > >
> > > Funny as hell! The underground isn’t the
> same
> > > without him.
> >
> >
> > He isn't gone. His sock puppets are still
> posting.
> > He will be back with more tales about Gloria
> > Gainer singing "I will survive" in the restroom
> > while he poops. Then he will say something
> stupid
> > about blacks to show he isn't racist like:"Most
> > people think blacks are totally useless, but I
> am
> > progressive on the subject. I know they can
> > entertain."
>
>
> You know what? You are wrong about that HaHa!

Posted from the same ISP?

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: April 19, 2020 07:43AM

Today is the sabbath. Take time to pray that God is on your side, and beg for forgiveness.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 19, 2020 09:38AM

I had some chicken with cashew nuts left over from Chinese delivery last night so I made a 5 egg omelette with it and added some cheese. It was damn good with hash browns and a bagel. My bowels are dealing with it.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Anal Fistule Onion ()
Date: April 19, 2020 03:31PM

My doc sys it was caused by impacted fig seeds or some shit.

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Re: Bowels, Brown Onion and You
Posted by: Fuck off Onion ()
Date: April 19, 2020 03:51PM






































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