Whatever happened to the mysterious, mystical Eli?
He used to spank eesh in such amusing ways.
He never needed to "SWAT" eesh, he simply pwnd him on a regular basis.
Why the hell would he "SWAT" Miz, as apparently is contended by both eesh and Cary?
Makes no sense.
It reminds of the "Columbian Necktie" nonsense that Johnny Cochrane peddled in OJ's defense.
Eh, maybe the jury will buy it.
"The Boogeyman, Eli, he did it! He did everything! Not me! Him!"