I think Vice President Pence is a wonderful white American leader. He’s right it’s time for Americans to get on their knees and pray. I wonder, even though he’s probably busy working around the clock, if he could pray with me tonight while I’m on the groan throne. My midwives don’t like him, and Pablo might think ICE is going to deport him, but to have him along for the colon busting ride would be inspiring. Maybe if I wore a smock or not clear shower curtain, it could be broadcast on international television, to show his Christian compassion. While I’m doing breathing exercises, he could hold my hand and we could read psalms together. This could really help a lot of people!

Brown, word to the wise, dont worship someone like Pence - he has take miles of dick up his starfish over his closeted self-loathing lifetime.

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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think Vice President Pence is a wonderful white
> American leader. He’s right it’s time for
> Americans to get on their knees and pray. I
> wonder, even though he’s probably busy working
> around the clock, if he could pray with me tonight
> while I’m on the groan throne. My midwives
> don’t like him, and Pablo might think ICE is
> going to deport him, but to have him along for the
> colon busting ride would be inspiring. Maybe if I
> wore a smock or not clear shower curtain, it could
> be broadcast on international television, to show
> his Christian compassion. While I’m doing
> breathing exercises, he could hold my hand and we
> could read psalms together. This could really help
> a lot of people!


This couldn’t be any better with Meade, it’s the demons

Ddd Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > I think Vice President Pence is a wonderful
> white
> > American leader. He’s right it’s time for
> > Americans to get on their knees and pray. I
> > wonder, even though he’s probably busy
> working
> > around the clock, if he could pray with me
> tonight
> > while I’m on the groan throne. My midwives
> > don’t like him, and Pablo might think ICE is
> > going to deport him, but to have him along for
> the
> > colon busting ride would be inspiring. Maybe if
> I
> > wore a smock or not clear shower curtain, it
> could
> > be broadcast on international television, to
> show
> > his Christian compassion. While I’m doing
> > breathing exercises, he could hold my hand and
> we
> > could read psalms together. This could really
> help
> > a lot of people!
>
>
> This couldn’t be any better with Meade, it’s
> the demons


Brown thinks his shitting would make inspirational TV if it was broadcast globally. I think he should start making vlogs of his pooping as a 'proof of concept'. If Pence saw one of those, he would certainly want to join in. He could ask Meade to help him get started on this. Meade could guest star and serenade him with gospel songs during the pooping. There is no shortage of weirdos and perverts who would pay good money to watch this sort of content. Maybe Meade will become an internet millionaire after all!

I just called brown. He’s trying to get you all to laugh a bit. It’s called humor. Do you really think the VP is going to be in his bathroom? Geez!

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I just called brown. He’s trying to get you all
> to laugh a bit. It’s called humor. Do you really
> think the VP is going to be in his bathroom? Geez!

Thanks for letting us know, humor you say. Ok next time he should label it because its impossible to tell from the content.

Got a bucket of fried chicken and a lot of sides from Popeyes. Take that bowels.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I just called brown. He’s trying to get you all
> to laugh a bit. It’s called humor. Do you really
> think the VP is going to be in his bathroom? Geez!


Joke or not, the fact he even conjures up such filth in the first place is disturbing. The fact that you cosign it and try to normalize it shows you aren't wrapped too tight yourself. Again, BO and yourself don't want to discuss your problems with your bowels. You want a place to dump your feculent fantasies. Yes, you can do that to your heart's content on FFXU. We all get to post whatever we want on FFXU. Keep posting your shitty shit daydreams, and you will keep being told to get some mental health help.

Dear Friends, I tried my best to warn you about forsaking bodily waste (one's and other's) but I see my words have gone unheeded. God is merciful but also vengeful of those who blaspheme and defile his Grace. You are now reaping what you have sown with your sinful accounts of 'bowel buddies' and 'midwives' and 'starfishes' I will continue to pray for you all that this holy Covid vengeance cleanses and redeems you in His eyes. I beseech you cast of your earthly obsession with your filth.

what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> > I just called brown. He’s trying to get you
> all
> > to laugh a bit. It’s called humor. Do you
> really
> > think the VP is going to be in his bathroom?
> Geez!
>
>
> Joke or not, the fact he even conjures up such
> filth in the first place is disturbing. The fact
> that you cosign it and try to normalize it shows
> you aren't wrapped too tight yourself. Again, BO
> and yourself don't want to discuss your problems
> with your bowels. You want a place to dump your
> feculent fantasies. Yes, you can do that to your
> heart's content on FFXU. We all get to post
> whatever we want on FFXU. Keep posting your shitty
> shit daydreams, and you will keep being told to
> get some mental health help.

I told you in the last thread just to chill. "Rusty Craplace" is "Brown Onion". He is quite disturbed but that doesn't mean you have to gent bent out of shape over him and his perverse predilections.

what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I just called brown. He’s trying to get you
> all
> > to laugh a bit. It’s called humor. Do you
> really
> > think the VP is going to be in his bathroom?
> Geez!
>
>
> Joke or not, the fact he even conjures up such
> filth in the first place is disturbing. The fact
> that you cosign it and try to normalize it shows
> you aren't wrapped too tight yourself. Again, BO
> and yourself don't want to discuss your problems
> with your bowels. You want a place to dump your
> feculent fantasies. Yes, you can do that to your
> heart's content on FFXU. We all get to post
> whatever we want on FFXU. Keep posting your shitty
> shit daydreams, and you will keep being told to
> get some mental health help.


This isn’t a mental health problem. Are you a Gastroenterologist? This manner of calling us IBS sufferers this is insulting.

BO has lots of problems Wrote:
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> what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I just called brown. He’s trying to get you
> > all
> > > to laugh a bit. It’s called humor. Do you
> > really
> > > think the VP is going to be in his bathroom?
> > Geez!
> >
> >
> > Joke or not, the fact he even conjures up such
> > filth in the first place is disturbing. The
> fact
> > that you cosign it and try to normalize it
> shows
> > you aren't wrapped too tight yourself. Again,
> BO
> > and yourself don't want to discuss your
> problems
> > with your bowels. You want a place to dump your
> > feculent fantasies. Yes, you can do that to
> your
> > heart's content on FFXU. We all get to post
> > whatever we want on FFXU. Keep posting your
> shitty
> > shit daydreams, and you will keep being told to
> > get some mental health help.
>
> I told you in the last thread just to chill.
> "Rusty Craplace" is "Brown Onion". He is quite
> disturbed but that doesn't mean you have to gent
> bent out of shape over him and his perverse
> predilections.


I can assure you unequivocally that Brown Onion is a neighbor, and a totally different person. Keep up with your wacky conspiracy crap if you must. I don’t agree with all of his posts, but he was super with members of a respected church lately and he’s also a army veteran. Have a little decency.

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Leave Brown Onion alone. Of course, he is obsessed with describing potty. No, it isn't normal. But he is old and feeble-minded and will probably be dead soon. I go out of my way to find things I know he enjoys. In this time of crisis, we all must pull together to help each other.


Here is a classic. It is from a very famous documentary that went viral a decade ago. Brown Onion likes this one because he likes his midwives Mexican.
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The sickening and obtuse write ups continue. User name Brown Onion, you should immediately check in at a mental facility where you will find the appropriate help!

Dad and the obese neighbor have the grill on. They are quarantining in biohazard suits, and then taking them off, with nothing on underneath. They are both disgusting. Dad and the obese neighbor have gotten really close lately. Mom has put a lot of things in her car, but grandma says she's just thinking about selling the vehicle and not to worry.

I guess being the gay guy isn't so bad after all. You have issues.

Ralio2 Wrote:
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> I guess being the gay guy isn't so bad after all.
> You have issues.


No man should lie with another man.

This earns weirdest shit ever on FFU award.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor have the grill on. They
> are quarantining in biohazard suits, and then
> taking them off, with nothing on underneath. They
> are both disgusting. Dad and the obese neighbor
> have gotten really close lately. Mom has put a lot
> of things in her car, but grandma says she's just
> thinking about selling the vehicle and not to
> worry.


Spring, thanks for checking in during these troubled times. You should probably direct your dad and neighbor to the post above by Father Onion - it may save their lives. As to you, your mom and grandma, I dont think your mom is selling the car at all. If I were you I would plan on getting most of your valued personal possessions together and staying with a friend while your mom sorts things out. God bless you and by all means stay away from the Obese neighbor.

I wonder if Treasury Secretary Mnuchin is available for my groan throne time? In a world that's struggling, can I at least have one administration member join me?

Unfortunately this Chinese virus has decreased my chances of IBS education at churches. I hope we can beat this soon.

Got two large meat lovers pizzas and a six pack of Cokes. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wonder if Treasury Secretary Mnuchin is
> available for my groan throne time? In a world
> that's struggling, can I at least have one
> administration member join me?
>
> Unfortunately this Chinese virus has decreased my
> chances of IBS education at churches. I hope we
> can beat this soon.


I feel your pain.

Here you go. I know this is one of your favorites.
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wonder if Treasury Secretary Mnuchin is
> available for my groan throne time? In a world
> that's struggling, can I at least have one
> administration member join me?
>
> Unfortunately this Chinese virus has decreased my
> chances of IBS education at churches. I hope we
> can beat this soon.

Your shitty shit stories have no value in helping others with their problems.

The only thing anyone is going to learn from you is that YOU have abnormal poop fantasies and should seek mental health help for your fanatical fecal fixation.