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I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Mojave
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Date: February 24, 2020 10:20PM
Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and just spent the weekends watching Netflix and getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should go out this weekend and try to get some.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Trump’s base
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Date: February 24, 2020 10:52PM
Mojave Wrote:
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
You’re probably a trump supporter. The people in his base, definitely don’t get laid which is why they are so angry
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
You’re probably a trump supporter. The people in his base, definitely don’t get laid which is why they are so angry
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Pete Poofter
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Date: February 24, 2020 10:56PM
Mojave Wrote:
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
You’re probably gay. Go suck off Gerry and see if you like it.
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
You’re probably gay. Go suck off Gerry and see if you like it.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Greaseman
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Date: February 25, 2020 03:39AM
Tune tuna tuna fish fish tuna fish fish tuna fish
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Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Quincy Questioner
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Date: February 25, 2020 06:11AM
Hey Grease, let’s kill 4 more and take the whole week off.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
60 year old
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Date: February 25, 2020 11:20AM
Let an old guy give you some advice, sex is overrated. Don't worry about it, it will happen when you least expect it. 3 years is nothing.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
40 year old virgin
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Date: February 25, 2020 11:25AM
60 year old Wrote:
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> Let an old guy give you some advice, sex is
> overrated. Don't worry about it, it will happen
> when you least expect it. 3 years is nothing.
I find my imaginary sex excursions just as satisfying as real sex.
At least I think they would be if I were ever to have real sex.
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> Let an old guy give you some advice, sex is
> overrated. Don't worry about it, it will happen
> when you least expect it. 3 years is nothing.
I find my imaginary sex excursions just as satisfying as real sex.
At least I think they would be if I were ever to have real sex.
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Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Fat Chics
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Date: February 25, 2020 11:44AM
You should always keep one crazy or fat chic around for a quick fuck.
I have a fat chic that I can text. She shows up immediately, drives me to the bar, pays for the tab and then gives me a blowjob on the way home. If I want I can fuck her.
Hit up some social media sites. The fat and crazy chics love those sites.
I have a fat chic that I can text. She shows up immediately, drives me to the bar, pays for the tab and then gives me a blowjob on the way home. If I want I can fuck her.
Hit up some social media sites. The fat and crazy chics love those sites.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
50 year old guy
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Date: February 25, 2020 03:15PM
40 year old virgin Wrote:
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> 60 year old Wrote:
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> > Let an old guy give you some advice, sex is
> > overrated. Don't worry about it, it will
> happen
> > when you least expect it. 3 years is nothing.
>
> I find my imaginary sex excursions just as
> satisfying as real sex.
> At least I think they would be if I were ever to
> have real sex.
Hey, wat ever gets you through the night. Ain't easy.
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> 60 year old Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let an old guy give you some advice, sex is
> > overrated. Don't worry about it, it will
> happen
> > when you least expect it. 3 years is nothing.
>
> I find my imaginary sex excursions just as
> satisfying as real sex.
> At least I think they would be if I were ever to
> have real sex.
Hey, wat ever gets you through the night. Ain't easy.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Cra
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Date: February 25, 2020 03:29PM
Go jogging in flip flops to remember the sound.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
old movie remembered
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Date: February 25, 2020 04:32PM
I remember seeing a really bad foreign movie called "Tarzan vs the Nazis", about Tarzan fighting diamond seeking Krauts. A really bad movie from Italy I believe. Tarzan looked a double for Meade, but he was blonde. Crazy movie.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
Call Gerry and His Dad
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Date: February 25, 2020 04:33PM
If you are into gay sex just go to the 66 rest area or the Inova parking garage and look for Gerry and his gay dad doing recon in their pink Prius. I hear they both can suck start a Harley.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
over 60
()
Date: February 25, 2020 04:35PM
Mojave Wrote:
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
Get laid while you can but practice safe sex. I can no longer work up a woody and I wish I would have gotten laid more when I was younger. Watch out for CRAZY chicks. There are too many of them out there.
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
Get laid while you can but practice safe sex. I can no longer work up a woody and I wish I would have gotten laid more when I was younger. Watch out for CRAZY chicks. There are too many of them out there.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
President Trump FTW!
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Date: February 25, 2020 04:41PM
Stop going after women. Since I started liking Trump I've been jerking off his pictures every night. It's amazing!
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
well einstein
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Date: February 25, 2020 04:46PM
over 60 Wrote:
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> Mojave Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks
> and
> > just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> > getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> > pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I
> should
> > go out this weekend and try to get some.
>
>
> Get laid while you can but practice safe sex. I
> can no longer work up a woody and I wish I would
> have gotten laid more when I was younger. Watch
> out for CRAZY chicks. There are too many of them
> out there.
No AIDs back then. The Hookers in DC Red Zone were numerous. Some big bucks, Congressmen salaries. They was a StripJoint in DC, some real nice hookers.
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> Mojave Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks
> and
> > just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> > getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> > pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I
> should
> > go out this weekend and try to get some.
>
>
> Get laid while you can but practice safe sex. I
> can no longer work up a woody and I wish I would
> have gotten laid more when I was younger. Watch
> out for CRAZY chicks. There are too many of them
> out there.
No AIDs back then. The Hookers in DC Red Zone were numerous. Some big bucks, Congressmen salaries. They was a StripJoint in DC, some real nice hookers.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
60 divorced 9 years
()
Date: February 25, 2020 10:19PM
Mojave Wrote:
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
I don't understand this. A divorced male over the age of 35 with a decent job and a decent car should have no problem getting sex. There are plenty of over 30 never been married and divorced women in this area. I was barely separated when people started trying to set me up with their wife's good friend or some coworker. Once they get passed their early twenties most women have shed their inhibitions about recreational sex. Just watch out for the nut jobs and the so desperate to be married they will stoop to anything types.
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> Since the divorce. I've worked 50 hours weeks and
> just spent the weekends watching Netflix and
> getting drunk. Maybe jerking off and watching
> pornhub in between. I miss pussy. Maybe I should
> go out this weekend and try to get some.
I don't understand this. A divorced male over the age of 35 with a decent job and a decent car should have no problem getting sex. There are plenty of over 30 never been married and divorced women in this area. I was barely separated when people started trying to set me up with their wife's good friend or some coworker. Once they get passed their early twenties most women have shed their inhibitions about recreational sex. Just watch out for the nut jobs and the so desperate to be married they will stoop to anything types.
Re: I haven't had sex in three years
Posted by:
JPN7F
()
Date: February 26, 2020 12:33AM
go to Wally World & buy a pair of lace panties.
Go home, take off all your clothes.
Put the panties on.
Sit in front of your computer.
Go to X hamster.
Type CEI in the search bar.
Pick a video with a girl wearing a bra and panties.
Play it, follow her jerk off instructions and cum eating instructions.
Problem solved.
You're welcome.
Go home, take off all your clothes.
Put the panties on.
Sit in front of your computer.
Go to X hamster.
Type CEI in the search bar.
Pick a video with a girl wearing a bra and panties.
Play it, follow her jerk off instructions and cum eating instructions.
Problem solved.
You're welcome.