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What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Time for a serious discussion ()
Date: January 01, 2020 09:48PM

We have all watched with growing concern for many years as meade has demonstrated no concern whatsoever regarding his ability to support himself. There simply seems to be no instinct for self-preservation here!

We have recently received the twin revelations that a)meade's father has taken out a reverse mortgage on the house, meaning that there will be little wealth left for meade when the time comes, and b)that none of his siblings care to take him in.

Meade walked away from his only support structure - the church - over some spat about gay marriage. Were that not the case, perhaps he could have resided at the church.

Folks, this is an issue that could arise THIS VERY YEAR.

What will happen to meade?

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: meade watch 2020 ()
Date: January 01, 2020 10:47PM

Meade will not have a lot of options once his dad passes. Do you remember that video where he cried "When my dad dies no one left will take care of me"? I was thinking he would be getting a couple hundred for the sale of the house and that would be enough time to figure out it was time to grow up. That just isn't the case. A stay in the Salvation Army may be tough for him at the start, but really they will help him carve out a viable future as opposed to his "Superstar" fantasies he has been fooling himself with for far too long.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: what about the siblings? ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:13PM

I guess I can understand not wanting meade in your house.

Maybe if it were a really big house enabling him to stay away from me, and assuming it was only for a finite length of time, I suppose it would be OK.

But it's clear that he has pondered moving in with relatives and has asked them about it. It's like he realizes he will have no place to go. You would think this would panic him toward learning a trade a bit more quickly.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Proof needed ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:13PM

Time for a serious discussion Wrote:
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> We have all watched with growing concern for many
> years as meade has demonstrated no concern
> whatsoever regarding his ability to support
> himself. There simply seems to be no instinct for
> self-preservation here!
>
> We have recently received the twin revelations
> that a)meade's father has taken out a reverse
> mortgage on the house, meaning that there will be
> little wealth left for meade when the time comes,
> and b)that none of his siblings care to take him
> in.
>
> Meade walked away from his only support structure
> - the church - over some spat about gay marriage.
> Were that not the case, perhaps he could have
> resided at the church.
>
> Folks, this is an issue that could arise THIS VERY
> YEAR.
>
> What will happen to meade?

Where is this alleged reverse mortgage mentioned? Please cite the video and timecode. Thanks.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: cut back on the singing Meade ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:16PM

If Meade would do what he does best he could go on tour and have no need of a house, but make millions of $$$. Meade needs to quit singing so much and just be funny and entertaining.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Here you go ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:21PM

Proof needed Wrote:
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> Time for a serious discussion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We have all watched with growing concern for
> many
> > years as meade has demonstrated no concern
> > whatsoever regarding his ability to support
> > himself. There simply seems to be no instinct
> for
> > self-preservation here!
> >
> > We have recently received the twin revelations
> > that a)meade's father has taken out a reverse
> > mortgage on the house, meaning that there will
> be
> > little wealth left for meade when the time
> comes,
> > and b)that none of his siblings care to take
> him
> > in.
> >
> > Meade walked away from his only support
> structure
> > - the church - over some spat about gay
> marriage.
> > Were that not the case, perhaps he could have
> > resided at the church.
> >
> > Folks, this is an issue that could arise THIS
> VERY
> > YEAR.
> >
> > What will happen to meade?
>
> Where is this alleged reverse mortgage mentioned?
> Please cite the video and timecode. Thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpMYsOYJ5IQ

Start listening at about 26 minutes he talks about his sick father at 26' 45" he talks about the reverse mortgage.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: and around 29:30 ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:34PM

he says they'll get $200,000 back.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:38PM

and around 29:30 Wrote:
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> he says they'll get $200,000 back.

$40, 000 could last a year but not much longer.


That is if his father kicks off soon. The amount of money one gets from a reverse mortgage is more than the equity grows. So it is likely to be less.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: so if he lives a few more years ()
Date: January 01, 2020 11:58PM

Then the bank owns it free and clear, but pop can stay in the place until he dies as I understand it.
(at this point meade hides the body in a freezer)

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Plan B1 ()
Date: January 02, 2020 12:17AM

Meade can shack up once she’s done taking Phil to the cleaners and gets back on her feet. Meade could play stay at home step father to the kids while Karen makes a living.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: take Phil to the cleaners? ()
Date: January 02, 2020 12:20AM

What's she going to take from him? Are there any assets?
She can try to get part of his present salary, but phil does NOT like to pay his bills.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Whip game proper ()
Date: January 02, 2020 09:11AM

take Phil to the cleaners? Wrote:
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> What's she going to take from him? Are there any
> assets?
> She can try to get part of his present salary, but
> phil does NOT like to pay his bills.


The Lincoln Navigator is Phil’s only asset worth going after unless he’s got some little Jew nest egg squirreled away somewhere.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: The Accountant ()
Date: January 02, 2020 10:31AM

and around 29:30 Wrote:
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> he says they'll get $200,000 back.

No, Meade says the reverse mortgage is down to $200,000 from $600,000.

Meade says there are 4 siblings so they would have to split the money and I'm betting that the mortgage is not in a trust so the state of VA will take 40% in inheritance taxes.

So divide 100,000 four ways and Meade will likely get around $15,000 after funeral expenses. $15,000 is what person in three months.

I imagine $15,000 will last Meade about 5 months.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Meade-waste of a human life ()
Date: January 02, 2020 11:30AM

The Accountant Wrote:
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> and around 29:30 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > he says they'll get $200,000 back.
>
> No, Meade says the reverse mortgage is down to
> $200,000 from $600,000.
>
> Meade says there are 4 siblings so they would have
> to split the money and I'm betting that the
> mortgage is not in a trust so the state of VA will
> take 40% in inheritance taxes.
>
> So divide 100,000 four ways and Meade will likely
> get around $15,000 after funeral expenses. $15,000
> is what person in three months.
>
> I imagine $15,000 will last Meade about 5 months.

There are no estate taxes if the estate is less than 4 or 5 million. Anyway, Meade will be penniless about a year after his father dies.

He also mentioned some mansion his ancestors lived in and he wishes he lived there. What he forgets is there were more recent ancestors who lost their money. That is closer to his ancestral legacy than the mansion dwellers. He should really do some soul searching on why he feels his pedigree is so much better than everyone else's. The government checks he receives every month says more about Meade's breeding and bearing than some one-time ancestors living in luxury. Ancestors who would be embarrassed to have a fucktard like Meade as a descendant.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: RIP trumpers ()
Date: January 02, 2020 12:55PM

It gives me boners watching and waiting for these trumpturds to dwindle to nothing after their assistance is gone. None of them can self-support or think for them selves.

Maybe he and Gretchen can see blowjobs or titty fucks.

Good riddance, you fuck stains.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Anyone know how it works? ()
Date: January 02, 2020 02:13PM

Reverse mortgages aren't the best deal in the world and they are pretty much reserved for people who didn't plan well for retirement and don't give a shit about leaving money to the beneficiaries.

Is there like a 'reverse life insurance' policy in there somewhere? Kind of keeps up the payouts once the equity is gone out of the home?

At 85 we know he would have matured out of a whole life insurance policy long ago. And short term other than a small "funeral" policy is cost-prohibitive if it is available at all.


One thing for certain, the longer Meade's father is alive, the more fucked for Meade.

UNLESS he actually starts now and tries to make a serious goal of supporting himself.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: shouldn't even be discussed ()
Date: January 02, 2020 03:28PM

I mean the guy needs to get a job. None of this nonsense of how he needs a job that is worthy of him! Any job, it is a sin for a poverty guy to look down upon work because it is not worthy of his great abilities. Why do you even pay homage to a flunky like this?

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Eartly Retirement ()
Date: January 02, 2020 03:46PM

Anyone know how it works? Wrote:
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> Reverse mortgages aren't the best deal in the
> world and they are pretty much reserved for people
> who didn't plan well for retirement and don't give
> a shit about leaving money to the beneficiaries.
>
> Is there like a 'reverse life insurance' policy in
> there somewhere? Kind of keeps up the payouts once
> the equity is gone out of the home?
>
> At 85 we know he would have matured out of a whole
> life insurance policy long ago. And short term
> other than a small "funeral" policy is
> cost-prohibitive if it is available at all.
>
>
> One thing for certain, the longer Meade's father
> is alive, the more fucked for Meade.
>
> UNLESS he actually starts now and tries to make a
> serious goal of supporting himself.


Meade said in one VLOG a few years back (which he deleted, of course) that his dad had to retire early at age 59 because his company went under. So his dad has a 1970's era pension which is not really enough to sustain the expenses of modern living. His dad had to borrow on the house obviously to keep things afloat and then gave up on paying mortgage. When Meade's dad goes, Meade is screwed.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Protestant Work Ethic ()
Date: January 02, 2020 04:06PM

shouldn't even be discussed Wrote:
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> I mean the guy needs to get a job. None of this
> nonsense of how he needs a job that is worthy of
> him! Any job, it is a sin for a poverty guy to
> look down upon work because it is not worthy of
> his great abilities. Why do you even pay homage to
> a flunky like this?


It isn't what you think you can do, it is what someone else will pay you to do.

Most of us start at the bottom. I started at an entry-level in my career. It took a college degree to even get that entry-level job but it was the bottom. I had to prove myself by doing the grunt work before I was promoted to tasks that were more 'worthy' in my mind. For the most part, nothing has changed in that department on the job front in centuries. Sure nepotism and cronyism might give a select few a heads up, but that is the exception, not the rule. And I'm not one of them and Meade certainly isn't one of them.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: so we know what happens ()
Date: January 02, 2020 04:44PM

One of the siblings is going to end up getting guilted into taking meade in. This will tacitly be a permanent move, although in his weekly vlog meade will refer to it as a temporary state of affairs.

I suspect he will live with gretchen, whose transition to a two room apartment will (have to) be financed by the older brother.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: we need to resolve this! ()
Date: January 03, 2020 01:03AM

Is there anything we can do to help meade?

Can anyone offer him a job? Does anyone have an affordable room he can rent?
I was hoping eesh would take him in, but eesh is allegedly now married with kids on the way.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Absolutely Not ()
Date: January 03, 2020 01:36AM

we need to resolve this! Wrote:
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> Is there anything we can do to help meade?
>
> Can anyone offer him a job? Does anyone have an
> affordable room he can rent?
> I was hoping eesh would take him in, but eesh is
> allegedly now married with kids on the way.


I do give to charities(including the Salvation Army). There are a lot of people who appreciate a "Hand up" not "hand out". My charity giving is finite. Why waste it on a person who thinks certain jobs are "beneath him"? Says bigotted things and thinks he is entitled to all the pay from his hundred dollar gigs because he needs it more than his bandmates?

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: how do we convince meade? ()
Date: January 03, 2020 01:46AM

how do we convince meade that any 'help wanted' sign he sees while walking down the street is God offering him the opportunity to keep a roof over his head in the long term? How do we make him realize that at this point, there is not much that is beneath him?


I worry particularly because no economic boom lasts forever, and finding a first real job at meade's age is going to be tricky when the job market becomes tight.
The time for him to get into the economy is NOW.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: On second thought ()
Date: January 03, 2020 01:55AM

how do we convince meade? Wrote:
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> how do we convince meade that any 'help wanted'
> sign he sees while walking down the street is God
> offering him the opportunity to keep a roof over
> his head in the long term? How do we make him
> realize that at this point, there is not much that
> is beneath him?
>
>
> I worry particularly because no economic boom
> lasts forever, and finding a first real job at
> meade's age is going to be tricky when the job
> market becomes tight.
> The time for him to get into the economy is NOW.

My post above was kind of nasty. If Meade did do the right-about-face, and acquired some actual humility and took the best job he was offered(even though in his mind it would be far beneath him). I could see myself and others helping him out a bit. If he doesn't change dramatically, the day his father dies is going to be his doomsday.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: we must contact his siblings ()
Date: January 03, 2020 09:54PM

There is no way meade becomes self-supporting before his father croaks - we MUST convince his family either to take him in, or pool their money to rent him an apartment.

there is a brother who is a realtor. Perhaps he can buy an old rambler as a long-term land investment - something to be torn down to make way for a condo or a McMansion as soon as meade moves out. Meade's sister could live there too.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Skelton & Company ()
Date: January 03, 2020 10:03PM

Has Meade ever thought about becoming a business owner? I can picture him owning and operation a dry goods store. Kind of like Chad Dukes.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Meade's bait and tackle shop ()
Date: January 03, 2020 10:23PM

Meade would play his keyboard for customers and passerby in between selling bags of worms.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: teach Meade to fish ()
Date: January 04, 2020 02:03PM

Meade's bait and tackle shop Wrote:
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> Meade would play his keyboard for customers and
> passerby in between selling bags of worms.


He would certainly corner the market on supplying worms to deaf fly fishers.

Maybe a fisherman could teach him to catch himself some dinner.

Of course, Meade is such a lazy bum, fishing is probably too strenuous for him.

Meade is going to have to do a 180-degree turn if he ever expects to fend for himself in this world.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: flyfishing too involved ()
Date: January 04, 2020 03:51PM

As far as fishing goes, I more see meade hanging a hook off the pier to get catfish.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: get him on national tv ()
Date: January 04, 2020 09:45PM

meade will not take anything else seriously until he has fulfilled his primary life goal of performing his music on national tv.

we have to somehow get him a national gig - even if it's only one song.

could he perform at the Republican National Convention? That would certainly be televised nationally.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Wake up from your dream MEADE ()
Date: January 05, 2020 01:03AM

get him on national tv Wrote:
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> meade will not take anything else seriously until
> he has fulfilled his primary life goal of
> performing his music on national tv.
>
> we have to somehow get him a national gig - even
> if it's only one song.
>
> could he perform at the Republican National
> Convention? That would certainly be televised
> nationally.


Only a small percentage of people who dream of singing on National Television actually do. Some dreamers have less talent than Meade. Some dreamers have more talent than Meade. Even if Meade was dying, the RNC wouldn't act like an adult "make-a-wish" and give him a shot. If they were going to give a rookie a chance, they would choose one who looks younger and sounds fresher.
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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Daddy Haufe ()
Date: January 06, 2020 01:27AM

he's already thinking of who he can mooch off next. my guess is his brother or gretchen

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: who can he mooch off of? ()
Date: January 06, 2020 10:41PM

My guess is, the taxpayer.

He will live with gretchen. The brother will kick in some bills, on the condition that meade find full time work. So, next time you're getting some Chick-Fil-A in Richmond, you may just see meade's smiling visage at the counter.

He will finally make a vlog discussing how work, ANY work, is honorable. He will get more thumbs up than usuaul.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Approaching Critical Mass ()
Date: January 07, 2020 07:43AM

who can he mooch off of? Wrote:
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> My guess is, the taxpayer.
>
> He will live with gretchen. The brother will kick
> in some bills, on the condition that meade find
> full time work. So, next time you're getting some
> Chick-Fil-A in Richmond, you may just see meade's
> smiling visage at the counter.
>
> He will finally make a vlog discussing how work,
> ANY work, is honorable. He will get more thumbs up
> than usuaul.

There is a reason why Meade thrives in a job where he is covered in a costume from head to toe and is forbidden to speak let alone sing. You walk into a fast-food restaurant with this guy asking in his voice that sounds like an old southern colored lady "May I take your order?" You walk out and go to KFC.
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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: convoy ()
Date: January 07, 2020 07:59AM

who can he mooch off of? Wrote:
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> My guess is, the taxpayer.
>
> He will live with gretchen. The brother will kick
> in some bills, on the condition that meade find
> full time work. So, next time you're getting some
> Chick-Fil-A in Richmond, you may just see meade's
> smiling visage at the counter.

he’s lookin for a job driving a truck

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: Asleep at the Wheel ()
Date: January 07, 2020 08:21AM

convoy Wrote:

>
> he’s lookin for a job driving a truck


That would actually be a good direction for Meade. His biggest obstacle there would be his inability to stay awake for more than 8 hours without a nap. I'm still thinking a good career move for him would be to buy a used trailer with the few thousand bucks inheritance he gets when his dad dies. He can park it and squat in some less traveled area near Glen Allen and work at Tyson's.


Meade was born for this job.
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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: can Jill D'Pill help? ()
Date: January 10, 2020 11:30PM

Meade coud live with her, and she seems like the type who would MAKE him go out and find some sort of work.

Inthe evenings, they could be sort of a vlog duo. The Jill and Meade Show.

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Re: What is going to happen to meade when his father kicks off?
Posted by: he will marry the lesbo chick ()
Date: February 23, 2020 06:37PM

They will pray the gay away and then she will have children*.

In addition to being a dancing cow, meade will also take on the responsibility of cleaning the CFA grease traps, in order to make more money to support his family.


Meade will name his first child 'Donald'.

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