I haven't got my wife a Christmas gift

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I haven't got my wife a Christmas gift

Posted by: Bad husband ()

Date: December 23, 2019 10:14PM

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. What can I get tomorrow for my wife?

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Re: I haven't got my wife a Christmas gift

Posted by: Best gift ()

Date: December 23, 2019 10:20PM

Get her a big black man so she can enjoy his big manhood, not your teenie weenie.

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Re: I haven't got my wife a Christmas gift

Posted by: Randy the Pagan ()

Date: December 23, 2019 10:21PM

Definitely get her a Pelaton.

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Re: I haven't got my wife a Christmas gift

Posted by: Boo fn hoo ()

Date: December 23, 2019 11:15PM

Depends how you want January to play out...

If you want a divorce..buy a vacuum, or blender.

If you want a peaceful year, and maybe get laid, get your ass into a jewelry store..and dont be cheap

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