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Things Fairfax Underground Could Contribute to Science & Humanity
Posted by: Simple Solutions to Modern Probs ()
Date: October 28, 2019 10:18PM

Example: Deaf and blind people suffer from various forms of on-line discrimination that are wrong and unfair. Like with porn. Masturbating to porn without any sort of audio/visual context can takes days and sometimes weeks to pull off for these people. Deaf and blind people just can't rub one out to on-line porn like normal people. The deaf can't hear the ooo's and ahhh's and the blind people can't see the ins and outs that go with the ooos's and ahhh's. We're the kind of caring, values-based community of people that could fix this type of injustice once and for all.

The FU research and development branch could use our un-obligated, end of fiscal year Small Business Innovation and Research funds to create a virtual closed captioning and braille system for on-line deaf and blind people who want to beat off in record time to porn like the rest of us normal humans who can actually see and hear and feel.

Pretty sure all the deaf and blind fuckers around here would be far more disturbed if they had better audio/visual queues whenever they were watching Goatfuckerer2 shit all over his own kitchen counter.

Any other great ideas

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Re: Things Fairfax Underground Could Contribute to Science & Humanity
Posted by: Coitus Interuptus - Porn Actor ()
Date: October 28, 2019 10:42PM

A lick & stick tramp stamp/USB port combo for the small of a woman's back. Can't tell you how many times I've been doing a long doggy style, anal, or ATM scene, my cell phone dies, and I can't find a charging port within reach.

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Re: Things Fairfax Underground Could Contribute to Science & Humanity
Posted by: IOTBW ()
Date: October 28, 2019 10:45PM

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Re: Things Fairfax Underground Could Contribute to Science & Humanity
Posted by: Trying to Fit In ()
Date: October 28, 2019 11:42PM

I have a white friend. He is American. He was born in Africa. He lives in Virginia.

Can someone come up with a non-offensive, politically correct, word or term you can use in polite mixed company to help a white African American from the South, such as myself, accurately describe a mentally ill person who shits on their own kitchen counter?

Whenever I say Goatfuckerer2 the smart, classy people start cry-laughing and pointing at me with snot bubbles coming out of their noses.

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Re: Things Fairfax Underground Could Contribute to Science & Humanity
Posted by: developing the NAS ()
Date: October 29, 2019 08:06AM

In addition to porn enhancement, most blind and deaf people need a more effective NAS (Nigger Alert System). Niggers see the disabled as wounded prey. Anything we can collectively do to help them protect themselves from the savages is a huge help to society.

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Re: Things Fairfax Underground Could Contribute to Science & Humanity
Posted by: erfgtbefrwe ()
Date: October 29, 2019 01:56PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)

DROP DEAD G2 - YOU ARE THE SINK HOLE OF FFU


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Re: Things Fairfax Underground Could Contribute to Science & Humanity
Posted by: 09sdfjf ()
Date: October 29, 2019 01:57PM

FFU could locate illegal aliens making more than $24,000 in government paycheck and have them immediately deported.

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