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I have a pumpkin carving idea!
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Oh yeah!
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Date: October 13, 2019 06:50PM
It’s too late for me, I carved my pumpkin already, but here’s one for you
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Meade Fan.
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Date: October 13, 2019 07:02PM
Needs to be orange
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I saw meade today.....
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Date: October 13, 2019 07:31PM
I was enjoying brunch at Helen's Restaurant and noticed meade sitting with a person I believe was his sister. I couldn't make out much of what they were saying because the place was packed and noisy, and my brunch date couldn't seem to shut her fucking mouth for one minute.
I overheard a snatch of dialog regarding meade's desire for executive level employment (his sister can't seem to understand that while entry level work is fine for her and other 'blue collar types', meade has a much higher calling.) I also heard something that sounded like 'diapers are fine for the weak but I prefer to rely on help from The Lord'. The bit about diapers may have been my brain misprocessing what I was hearing, but I did NOT mishear meade's commentary regarding work.
I overheard a snatch of dialog regarding meade's desire for executive level employment (his sister can't seem to understand that while entry level work is fine for her and other 'blue collar types', meade has a much higher calling.) I also heard something that sounded like 'diapers are fine for the weak but I prefer to rely on help from The Lord'. The bit about diapers may have been my brain misprocessing what I was hearing, but I did NOT mishear meade's commentary regarding work.
Re: I have a pumpkin carving idea!
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At this point...
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Date: October 13, 2019 07:47PM
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At this point...
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Date: October 13, 2019 07:48PM
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carve him up
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Date: October 13, 2019 08:04PM
^^William is so ugly there is no hope. Probably best to stick a pumpkin on his head and carve a face in it -- making deep cuts to the jugular, LOL.
By the way in real life William's micropenis is much smaller. Lizzie was kind enough to post the pics of the little thing when he texted them to her, but alas I didn't save them, unlike William who has a huge collection of penis pics (mostly underage) on his laptop.
By the way in real life William's micropenis is much smaller. Lizzie was kind enough to post the pics of the little thing when he texted them to her, but alas I didn't save them, unlike William who has a huge collection of penis pics (mostly underage) on his laptop.
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You have a point
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Date: October 13, 2019 08:18PM
Meade Fan. Wrote:
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> Needs to be orange
If they are wearing red they always escape.
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> Needs to be orange
If they are wearing red they always escape.
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that tootguy pic makes me sad
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Date: October 13, 2019 08:31PM
I'm by no means the handiest guy in the universe (in fact I suck at home repairs) but Jesus! Tapdancing! Christ! Paint that fucking door! Replace the ratty old curtains! Replace the trim! Tear down that hideous wallpaper and fucking PAINT the place! These tasks are well within the competence of even the most unskilled unemployed live-at-home thirty-year-old (hint hint). None of the moronos seems to give the first shit about their living conditions!
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At the end of the day
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Date: October 13, 2019 10:11PM
Consistency rules the day.
Seems as if the old man had a penchant for backing winners.
Lmao, seems as both......
Never mind. There’s a crass joke about a felony and Redskins with their constant loosing but I’m afraid of high power lawyers.
Does anyone here believe the dream team would represent the plaintiff’s in their future endeavors?
Seems as if the old man had a penchant for backing winners.
Lmao, seems as both......
Never mind. There’s a crass joke about a felony and Redskins with their constant loosing but I’m afraid of high power lawyers.
Does anyone here believe the dream team would represent the plaintiff’s in their future endeavors?
Re: I have a pumpkin carving idea!
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XXXXL
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Date: October 14, 2019 10:06AM
That first dude is Kool-Aid!