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Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
Roger Ebert
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:15PM
Contraband - decent heist flick, you have to suspend disbelief and it does fall into cliche but it works. Though Giovanni Ribisi is miscast I feel. Still sure as a bigtime actor. 3.5 out of 5
Man on a ledge - Also a heist mystery thriller hybrid, Sam Worthington has great screne presence. This movie gives you vertigo and is very well filmed. 4 out of 5.
The Help - Okay I was worried might be a chick flick. This is a top shelf movie and should be nominated for best of the year. You really care about the characters and it is a fresh story, sad and redeeming. 5 out of 5.
Man on a ledge - Also a heist mystery thriller hybrid, Sam Worthington has great screne presence. This movie gives you vertigo and is very well filmed. 4 out of 5.
The Help - Okay I was worried might be a chick flick. This is a top shelf movie and should be nominated for best of the year. You really care about the characters and it is a fresh story, sad and redeeming. 5 out of 5.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:19PM
The Avengers - Predictable superhero shit with some good one liners. Better than average, but still predictable superhero shit.
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Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: June 05, 2012 01:26PM
TItanic-Ship sinks.
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Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
klatu
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:08PM
Sorest Hump - sex
Fisting Fireman VII - fisting
Fisting Fireman VII - fisting
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
Gene Sissy
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:19PM
Xanadu - tour d'force of macho entertainment
Grease - who wouldn't want to see John Travolta on his knees?
Grease - who wouldn't want to see John Travolta on his knees?
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:22PM
Cloverfield - Godzilla creature walks through New York City.
Paranormal Activity - People dragged off screen, doors get slammed.
Drive - Two hour drama, five minutes of car chases.
Salt - Angelina Jolie plays Jason Bourne.
Blessed are the murderous.
Paranormal Activity - People dragged off screen, doors get slammed.
Drive - Two hour drama, five minutes of car chases.
Salt - Angelina Jolie plays Jason Bourne.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:32PM
Green Lantern - Gay (movie, not the character...at least at the time this one was made)
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Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:35PM
The Empire Strikes Back- theres this empire and they STRIKE BACK!
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Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.
Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:41PM
Matrix - People live in a simulator, guy with Oakleys and Desert Eagle chases Keanu Reeves.
Lord of the Rings - Fatherly wizard takes big eyed hobbit under his wing.
Lord of the Rings - Fatherly wizard takes big eyed hobbit under his wing.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:42PM
Fast and the Furious - Douchebags on steroids drive ricers.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:44PM
Rocky- boxer trains his ass off, loses
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Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.
Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
samuel l. anglosaxon
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:45PM
snakes on a plane
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:47PM
Rocky Horror Picture Show - Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
dumbies
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:52PM
arent these supposed to be reviews, i.e. comments on the quality of the film? Most of these briefs are synopsis and not commentary on the story or craft itself.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:52PM
Kill Bill - Uma Thurman wears a motorcycle outfit. Black mamba bites man on the face.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
Vas deferens
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:54PM
well, that is about as simple as it gets!
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Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
R_in_FFX
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Date: June 05, 2012 02:56PM
Braveheart - Mel Gibson doesnt want to fight the English but does when they kill a loved one, freedom ultimately obtained
The Patriot - Mel Gibson doesnt want to fight the English but does when they kill a loved one, freedom ultimately obtained
The Patriot - Mel Gibson doesnt want to fight the English but does when they kill a loved one, freedom ultimately obtained
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 03:03PM
The Passion - Jesus gets tortured. Satan is a strangely attractive hermaphrodite.
Apocalypto - Natives run through jungle.
Apocalypto - Natives run through jungle.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 05, 2012 03:04PM
The Exorcist - Girl masturbates with a crucifix.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
kakaonulaha
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Date: August 31, 2019 11:36AM
I watched Contraband-it's a very cool movie, I don’t know why you didn’t put 5 stars. My friend, you write reviews not so dusty, but you don’t understand movies very well. I think it would be useful for you to read some reviews here www.rt-movie.com .There are very cool reviews and they will help you gain experience.
I am sure that after this, you will begin to write the best comments on the network, because your potential is great.
I am sure that after this, you will begin to write the best comments on the network, because your potential is great.
Re: Simple movie reviews
Posted by:
Cranky
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Date: August 31, 2019 02:23PM
From Dusk Till Dawn- violence and vampires