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Awesome joke to make libtard heads explode! (Gerry do not look)
Posted by: laugh your f@&$ ass off! ()
Date: August 24, 2019 08:10PM

July 17 · Scranton, PA.

A CNN REPORTER WALKS INTO A NEIGHBORHOOD TAVERN AND IS ABOUT TO ORDER A DRINK WHEN HE SEES A GUY AT THE END OF THE BAR WEARING A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" HAT. IT DIDN'T TAKE AN EINSTEIN TO KNOW THE GUY WAS A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER.
THE CNN GUY SHOUTS OVER TO THE BARTENDER, LOUDLY ENOUGH THAT EVERYONE IN THE BAR COULD HEAR, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN HERE, BARTENDER, EXCEPT FOR THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER."

AFTER THE DRINKS WERE HANDED OUT THE TRUMP GUY GIVES THE CNN GUY A BIG SMILE, WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS, IN AN EQUALLY LOUD VOICE, "THANK YOU!"

THIS INFURIATES THE CNN REPORTER. SO HE ONCE AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE GUY WEARING THE TRUMP HAT. AS BEFORE, THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER THE TRUMP GUY. HE JUST CONTINUES TO SMILE AND AGAIN YELLS, "THANK YOU!"

SO THE CNN GUY AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TRUMP GUY. AND AGAIN THE TRUMP GUY JUST SMILES AND YELLS BACK, "THANK YOU!"

AT THAT POINT THE AGGRAVATED CNN REPORTER ASKS THE BARTENDER, "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER? I'VE ORDERED THREE ROUNDS OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR BUT HIM AND ALL THE SILLY ASS DOES IS SMILE AND THANK ME. IS HE NUTS?"

"NOPE," REPLIES THE BARTENDER. "HE OWNS THE PLACE."


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Re: Awesome joke to make libtard heads explode! (Gerry do not look)
Posted by: Heads explode??? ()
Date: August 24, 2019 08:15PM

China needs to make those hats for fatter heads.

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Re: Awesome joke to make libtard heads explode! (Gerry do not look)
Posted by: Thank u ()
Date: August 24, 2019 09:53PM

He didn’t realize he just bought 3 rounds for bar full of trump supporters

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Re: Awesome joke to make libtard heads explode! (Gerry do not look)
Posted by: trumptardz don't own businesses ()
Date: August 24, 2019 10:41PM

most are on welfare

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Re: Awesome joke to make libtard heads explode! (Gerry do not look)
Posted by: Paki Pedophiles ()
Date: August 24, 2019 11:11PM

trumptardz don't own businesses Wrote:
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> most are on welfare






At least America takes care of it's own. Just look at how middle income pakis live.


Lolz!


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Posted by: 765842 ()
Date: August 24, 2019 11:25PM


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Re: Awesome joke to make libtard heads explode! (Gerry do not look)
Posted by: ev47x ()
Date: August 24, 2019 11:36PM

I think the only people who couldn't guess the punchline after the first round would have to be CNN reporters.

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Re: Awesome joke to make libtard heads explode! (Gerry do not look)
Posted by: scranton party ()
Date: August 25, 2019 12:03AM

was dwight schrute there?

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