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Do we have any idea who Meade's biological father is?
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ponderings on this day
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Date: June 16, 2019 04:54PM
What kind of man was he? Was he a man of means, a wealthy planter or banker of some kind? Or was he just your average Joe milkman, mailman or plumber?
Re: Do we have any idea who Meade's biological father is?
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Lot lizard Caherine
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Date: June 16, 2019 05:46PM
ponderings on this day Wrote:
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> What kind of man was he? Was he a man of means, a
> wealthy planter or banker of some kind? Or was he
> just your average Joe milkman, mailman or plumber?
If Meade is lucky, his real father was a trucker.
His mom was a "Lot Lizard" at several truck stops and would screw anybody for a bottle of Seagrams. Most of the time it was for truckers, but she had her share of the undesirables like Blacks and the homeless. Her clientele got much worse, but this was mostly after her pregnancy with Meade started showing. She was just happy that Meade came out looking white. He did have some birth defects, Meade was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome which explains a lot. That is the real reason he gets his government handout. In court, his contingency lawyer had the judge interview Meade so the judge could get a first-hand view of how retarded Meade actually is. Those who think Meade is faking it to get welfare really don't understand how fucked up a FAS kid is. Meade doesn't help it by telling people he was bitten by ticks since the truth is too awful for him to bear. When Meade was 18, the moved to Richmond and his father quit paying the neighborhood kids to play with Meade. Meade cannot keep friends because they soon tire of the only topic Meade will discuss. How gifted, good-looking and well built Meade is. This is why his only contact is the internet and people he buys his takeout food from.
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> What kind of man was he? Was he a man of means, a
> wealthy planter or banker of some kind? Or was he
> just your average Joe milkman, mailman or plumber?
If Meade is lucky, his real father was a trucker.
His mom was a "Lot Lizard" at several truck stops and would screw anybody for a bottle of Seagrams. Most of the time it was for truckers, but she had her share of the undesirables like Blacks and the homeless. Her clientele got much worse, but this was mostly after her pregnancy with Meade started showing. She was just happy that Meade came out looking white. He did have some birth defects, Meade was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome which explains a lot. That is the real reason he gets his government handout. In court, his contingency lawyer had the judge interview Meade so the judge could get a first-hand view of how retarded Meade actually is. Those who think Meade is faking it to get welfare really don't understand how fucked up a FAS kid is. Meade doesn't help it by telling people he was bitten by ticks since the truth is too awful for him to bear. When Meade was 18, the moved to Richmond and his father quit paying the neighborhood kids to play with Meade. Meade cannot keep friends because they soon tire of the only topic Meade will discuss. How gifted, good-looking and well built Meade is. This is why his only contact is the internet and people he buys his takeout food from.
Re: Do we have any idea who Meade's biological father is?
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Jackpot
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Date: June 16, 2019 11:23PM
Imagine if Meade’s father turned out to be a Rothschild or a Rockefeller? He’d be fucking set, and able to maintain his slothful existence and add to his already “storied” pedigree.
Re: Do we have any idea who Meade's biological father is?
Posted by:
if we're doing alternate history
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Date: June 17, 2019 01:03AM
Jackpot Wrote:
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> Imagine if Meade’s father turned out to be
> Ted Bundy.
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> Imagine if Meade’s father turned out to be
> Ted Bundy.
Re: Do we have any idea who Meade's biological father is?
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more likely than that
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Date: June 17, 2019 01:07AM
Jackpot Wrote:
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> Imagine if Meade’s father turned out to be a
> Rothschild or a Rockefeller? He’d be fucking
> set, and able to maintain his slothful existence
> and add to his already “storied” pedigree.
Meade just doesn't have the body type of being from prominent stock.
However,
Meade seems to have picking up garbage in his genes.
It is a step up from being a dancing cow. and he doesn't have to go back to school for this career.
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> Imagine if Meade’s father turned out to be a
> Rothschild or a Rockefeller? He’d be fucking
> set, and able to maintain his slothful existence
> and add to his already “storied” pedigree.
Meade just doesn't have the body type of being from prominent stock.
However,
Meade seems to have picking up garbage in his genes.
It is a step up from being a dancing cow. and he doesn't have to go back to school for this career.
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Re: Do we have any idea who Meade's biological father is?
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OP is a fucking crackpot
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Date: June 17, 2019 01:29AM
ponderings on this day Wrote:
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> What kind of man was he? Was he a man of means, a
> wealthy planter or banker of some kind? Or was he
> just your average Joe milkman, mailman or plumber?
Do I give a good fuck?
Why don't you stop creating threads about yourself? No one except you cares less.
Maybe you should take up video games or bowling or skydiving. Just stop bothering others, asshole.
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> What kind of man was he? Was he a man of means, a
> wealthy planter or banker of some kind? Or was he
> just your average Joe milkman, mailman or plumber?
Do I give a good fuck?
Why don't you stop creating threads about yourself? No one except you cares less.
Maybe you should take up video games or bowling or skydiving. Just stop bothering others, asshole.