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I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: 2 years of servitude ()
Date: May 02, 2019 12:07AM

I applied for and got accepted to be a Peace Corps member in this place called Clifton. Even though it's stateside, It's in really bad shape. They don't have plumbing and people just defecate out in the open. There also isn't any religious freedom to speak of as everyone there worships some form of occultist religion and all other religious groups, christians especially are killed in sacrificial ceremonies. The women there are very loose and I was warned not to sleep with the locals as they carry all sorts of diseases. Wish me luck!

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: Gerry’s House ()
Date: May 02, 2019 12:12AM

2 years of servitude Wrote:
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> I applied for and got accepted to be a Peace Corps
> member in this place called Clifton. Even though
> it's stateside, It's in really bad shape. They
> don't have plumbing and people just defecate out
> in the open. There also isn't any religious
> freedom to speak of as everyone there worships
> some form of occultist religion and all other
> religious groups, christians especially are killed
> in sacrificial ceremonies. The women there are
> very loose and I was warned not to sleep with the
> locals as they carry all sorts of diseases. Wish
> me luck!

Sounds like you’re stationed near Gerry’s house. Call the FBI if you hear him detonating bombs. He is in the edge.

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: Barnyard Bill ()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:02AM

You will definitely be in Gerrys neighborhood. Please call
The Humane Society if you hear goats and sheep crying in the night.

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: I'm shipping to Ohio ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:49AM

Gonna civilize hammie

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: Dick Goldstein ()
Date: May 02, 2019 08:15AM

Clifton used to have some issues, but it's much better now that we've kicked out this faggot that was a slave to nigger cock. Someone said he's very angry and posting on FFXU all the time about his banishment, but no one cares. We are just enjoying our amazing Clifton now that cock slave is gone.

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: hojoos ()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:59PM

Can`t fall asleep. To avoid overload, I try to take care of myself - I provide regular holidays, sports, proper nutrition, and healthy sleep. The troubles are exactly with sleep. I don`t know what to do. Already tried to drink all sorts of teas. And ate special foods. Nothing helps... Maybe I should rely on the pills worldpharm365 to fall asleep for sure? I just can`t get it anymore, being constantly sleepy...

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: troll is gonna troll ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:25PM

hojoos Wrote:
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> Can`t fall asleep. To avoid overload, I try to
> take care of myself - I provide regular holidays,
> sports, proper nutrition, and healthy sleep. The
> troubles are exactly with sleep. I don`t know what
> to do. Already tried to drink all sorts of teas.
> And ate special foods. Nothing helps... Maybe I
> should rely on the pills worldpharm365 to fall
> asleep for sure? I just can`t get it anymore,
> being constantly sleepy...


maybe if you wouldn't abuse your goat he wouldn't turn you down

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: obeesh ()
Date: May 02, 2019 03:09PM

2 years of servitude Wrote:
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> I applied for and got accepted to be a Peace Corps
> member in this place called Clifton. Even though
> it's stateside, It's in really bad shape. They
> don't have plumbing and people just defecate out
> in the open. There also isn't any religious
> freedom to speak of as everyone there worships
> some form of occultist religion and all other
> religious groups, christians especially are killed
> in sacrificial ceremonies. The women there are
> very loose and I was warned not to sleep with the
> locals as they carry all sorts of diseases. Wish
> me luck!


At least it wasn't some place called Strath Road.

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: what? ()
Date: May 02, 2019 03:38PM

What did you think you'd get? Gilligan's Island with all kinds of Gingers and Mary Anns running around bare ass?

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Re: I'm excited that I got accepted to join the Peace Corps but I'm a little nervous about my assignment
Posted by: Buff ()
Date: May 02, 2019 04:22PM

All sorts of corruption and malfeasance in Clifton as well. You think Venezuela is a shit show? Pff, it’s a cake walk compared to the shitty little town in Fairfax.

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