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what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: July 01, 2011 01:25AM
have you ever been out and had a strange child talk to you when his parents aren't around? It makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a child came up and started talking to me, asking me what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got out of there as fast as I could. I've never been back to that Walmart to this day.
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Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
..2
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Date: July 01, 2011 01:29AM
um you talk back to them? like a normal human being? but being the pedo you are you thought he wanted your pen0r and didn't want to take the chance of someone coming in and catching you!
OR you showed him your pen0r and got the hell out of there...
pedo!
OR you showed him your pen0r and got the hell out of there...
pedo!
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Get that thing away from me
()
Date: July 01, 2011 01:50AM
This pretty much sums up my view on kids:
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Ms ProVallone
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Date: July 01, 2011 08:38AM
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: July 01, 2011 09:04AM
You ask, "Where's your parents?"
Then, when they say, "I don't know," you pounce.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Then, when they say, "I don't know," you pounce.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
()
Date: July 01, 2011 11:41AM
At the top of my lungs I scream "STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!".
Kick him in the nuts then call the cops on him.
Later on I have my own special with Dr. Phil in which we face the little bastard together for the first time since his release from a long prison sentence.
-or-
I respond to his questions/comments in an adult way and make sure he gets back to whatever person allowed him to wander off alone.
-or-
Since he's old enough to walk and talk but young enough that he doesn't fear Mr.Misery, I would stuff him into a trash bag and sell him to the first tramp steamer heading for Sri Lanka I could find.
Take your pick.
Kick him in the nuts then call the cops on him.
Later on I have my own special with Dr. Phil in which we face the little bastard together for the first time since his release from a long prison sentence.
-or-
I respond to his questions/comments in an adult way and make sure he gets back to whatever person allowed him to wander off alone.
-or-
Since he's old enough to walk and talk but young enough that he doesn't fear Mr.Misery, I would stuff him into a trash bag and sell him to the first tramp steamer heading for Sri Lanka I could find.
Take your pick.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Iknow
()
Date: July 01, 2011 06:45PM
I know, it is the times we live in. I make sure I always think about the situation and how it can be exploited by imagination of another. You have to be very careful, just suspicion can cause damage.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: July 01, 2011 10:46PM
SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> At the top of my lungs I scream "STRANGER DANGER!
> STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!".
>
> Kick him in the nuts then call the cops on him.
>
> Later on I have my own special with Dr. Phil in
> which we face the litotle bastard together for the
> first time since his release from a long prison
> sentence.
>
> -or-
>
> I respond to his questions/comments in an adult
> way and make sure he gets back to whatever person
> allowed him to wander off alone.
>
> -or-
>
> Since he's old enough to walk and talk but young
> enough that he doesn't fear Mr.Misery, I would
> stuff him into a trash bag and sell him to the
> first tramp steamer heading for Sri Lanka I could
> find.
>
> Take your pick.
Lmao@ # 1
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
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> At the top of my lungs I scream "STRANGER DANGER!
> STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!".
>
> Kick him in the nuts then call the cops on him.
>
> Later on I have my own special with Dr. Phil in
> which we face the litotle bastard together for the
> first time since his release from a long prison
> sentence.
>
> -or-
>
> I respond to his questions/comments in an adult
> way and make sure he gets back to whatever person
> allowed him to wander off alone.
>
> -or-
>
> Since he's old enough to walk and talk but young
> enough that he doesn't fear Mr.Misery, I would
> stuff him into a trash bag and sell him to the
> first tramp steamer heading for Sri Lanka I could
> find.
>
> Take your pick.
Lmao@ # 1
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
what do u do?
()
Date: July 02, 2011 12:22AM
you go kill yourself
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Ryno78
()
Date: July 02, 2011 12:38AM
Mr. Misery isn't contact with children a violation of your parole?
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
ped oh file
()
Date: July 02, 2011 01:14AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.
That certainly is some pedo shit there. Why would a child talking to you make you nervous......?
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.
That certainly is some pedo shit there. Why would a child talking to you make you nervous......?
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Original Post
()
Date: July 02, 2011 02:09AM
Here is the original post before he edited it:
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely aroused when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up, grabbed
> the kid, and and got out of there as fast as I could.
> I've never been back to that Walmart to this day,
> although I disposed of the kid ages ago, lol.
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely aroused when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up, grabbed
> the kid, and and got out of there as fast as I could.
> I've never been back to that Walmart to this day,
> although I disposed of the kid ages ago, lol.
.
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: July 02, 2011 02:12AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 11:29PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 11:29PM by Alias.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
neil young
()
Date: July 02, 2011 02:45AM
I am a child, I'll last a while.
You can't conceive
of the pleasure in my smile.
You hold my hand,
rough up my hair,
It's lots of fun
to have you there.
God gave to you,
now, you give to me,
I'd like to know
what you learned.
The sky is blue
and so is the sea.
What is the color,
when black is burned?
What is the color?
You are a man, you understand.
You pick me up
and you lay me down again.
You make the rules,
you say what's fair,
It's lots of fun
to have you there.
God gave to you,
now, you give to me,
I'd like to know
what you learned.
The sky is blue
and so is the sea.
What is the color,
when black is burned?
What is the color?
I am a child, I'll last a while.
You can't conceive
of the pleasure in my smile
You can't conceive
of the pleasure in my smile.
You hold my hand,
rough up my hair,
It's lots of fun
to have you there.
God gave to you,
now, you give to me,
I'd like to know
what you learned.
The sky is blue
and so is the sea.
What is the color,
when black is burned?
What is the color?
You are a man, you understand.
You pick me up
and you lay me down again.
You make the rules,
you say what's fair,
It's lots of fun
to have you there.
God gave to you,
now, you give to me,
I'd like to know
what you learned.
The sky is blue
and so is the sea.
What is the color,
when black is burned?
What is the color?
I am a child, I'll last a while.
You can't conceive
of the pleasure in my smile
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
OP.
()
Date: July 02, 2011 03:07AM
Original Post Wrote:
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> Here is the original post before he edited it:
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > have you ever been out and had a strange child
> > talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> > makes me extremely aroused when a child tries to
>
> > talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
>
> > was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
>
> > child came up and started talking to me, asking
> me
> > what my name is and all that. I zipped up,
> grabbed
> > the kid, and and got out of there as fast as I
> could.
> > I've never been back to that Walmart to this
> day,
> > although I disposed of the kid ages ago, lol.
LMAO +1
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> Here is the original post before he edited it:
>
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > have you ever been out and had a strange child
> > talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> > makes me extremely aroused when a child tries to
>
> > talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
>
> > was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
>
> > child came up and started talking to me, asking
> me
> > what my name is and all that. I zipped up,
> grabbed
> > the kid, and and got out of there as fast as I
> could.
> > I've never been back to that Walmart to this
> day,
> > although I disposed of the kid ages ago, lol.
LMAO +1
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: July 02, 2011 03:13AM
kids falsely accuse men of touching them all the time. If you ever find yourself alone in a room with a young child, GET OUT IMMEDIATELY. It's your word against theirs. No one will believe you. Your life as you know it could be over just like that--all the kid has to do is run to his mom and yell "Mommy, mommy, a strange man tried to touch me in my coolie!" And just like that, your life is over. Even if you're found innocent, the damage will already be done. Being in a room alone with a kid is like pointing a loaded shotgun at your face. It's that dangerous.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
mLbMK
()
Date: July 02, 2011 03:16AM
Okay so you really ARE a pedo huh? Because kids don't actually do that "all the time" so you must have touched a few kids in your day...pedo.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Especially you.
()
Date: July 02, 2011 05:14PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> kids falsely accuse men of touching them all the
> time. If you ever find yourself alone in a room
> with a young child, GET OUT IMMEDIATELY. It's your
> word against theirs. No one will believe you. Your
> life as you know it could be over just like
> that--all the kid has to do is run to his mom and
> yell "Mommy, mommy, a strange man tried to touch
> me in my coolie!" And just like that, your life is
> over. Even if you're found innocent, the damage
> will already be done. Being in a room alone with a
> kid is like pointing a loaded shotgun at your
> face. It's that dangerous.
Since your a confirmed and determined bachelor. When you say "confirmed "that word makes you suspect. Better to say "still looking" or "have not met the right person (girl) yet" then tell them your confirmed to remain a bachelor no matter what.
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> kids falsely accuse men of touching them all the
> time. If you ever find yourself alone in a room
> with a young child, GET OUT IMMEDIATELY. It's your
> word against theirs. No one will believe you. Your
> life as you know it could be over just like
> that--all the kid has to do is run to his mom and
> yell "Mommy, mommy, a strange man tried to touch
> me in my coolie!" And just like that, your life is
> over. Even if you're found innocent, the damage
> will already be done. Being in a room alone with a
> kid is like pointing a loaded shotgun at your
> face. It's that dangerous.
Since your a confirmed and determined bachelor. When you say "confirmed "that word makes you suspect. Better to say "still looking" or "have not met the right person (girl) yet" then tell them your confirmed to remain a bachelor no matter what.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Guilty Consciense of Mr. Misery
()
Date: July 02, 2011 05:22PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.
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Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Walmart has microcamera in restrooms
()
Date: July 02, 2011 06:01PM
Walmart has small state of the art camera for survell. embedded in restrooms. They take a entering and standing at urinal shot, but it is not overhead. There is no camera in the actual toilet stalls.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Walmart Loss Prevention
()
Date: July 02, 2011 06:11PM
Actual video of Mr. Misery being arrested after touching a little boy's coolie in the restroom.
You DID touch his coolie, didn't you Mr. Misery?
You DID touch his coolie, didn't you Mr. Misery?
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
not anymore
()
Date: July 02, 2011 06:16PM
Walmart has microcamera in restrooms Wrote:
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> Walmart has small state of the art camera for
> survell. embedded in restrooms. They take a
> entering and standing at urinal shot, but it is
> not overhead. There is no camera in the actual
> toilet stalls.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/walmart-sued-secret-bathroom-surveillance/story?id=9418710
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> Walmart has small state of the art camera for
> survell. embedded in restrooms. They take a
> entering and standing at urinal shot, but it is
> not overhead. There is no camera in the actual
> toilet stalls.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/walmart-sued-secret-bathroom-surveillance/story?id=9418710
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Mis is in the "system".
()
Date: July 02, 2011 06:19PM
Walmart Loss Prevention Wrote:
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> Actual video of Mr. Misery being arrested after
> touching a little boy's coolie in the restroom.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You DID touch his coolie, didn't you Mr. Misery?
I would'nt be surprised to find that Misery photo has already been entered into the permanent video files as a potential offender just by his encounter and conversation with the little kid that fateful day at Walmart.
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> Actual video of Mr. Misery being arrested after
> touching a little boy's coolie in the restroom.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You DID touch his coolie, didn't you Mr. Misery?
I would'nt be surprised to find that Misery photo has already been entered into the permanent video files as a potential offender just by his encounter and conversation with the little kid that fateful day at Walmart.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Miz teri
()
Date: July 02, 2011 07:14PM
Mis is in the "system". Wrote:
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> Walmart Loss Prevention Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actual video of Mr. Misery being arrested after
> > touching a little boy's coolie in the restroom.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You DID touch his coolie, didn't you Mr.
> Misery?
>
>
> I would'nt be surprised to find that Misery photo
> has already been entered into the permanent video
> files as a potential offender just by his
> encounter and conversation with the little kid
> that fateful day at Walmart.
Mr. Misery would never act on his impulses. He is just scared of the impure and depraved thoughts that run amok in his head.
Robert Wayne Albers
Birth Date: January 17, 1958 in Indiana
High School: Turner Ashby HS(1976) Dayton, Virginia (Graduated:?)
Spouse: Linda Diane Albers (3rd wife) DOB: July 24th, 1954
Residence: 2242 White Cornus Lane
Reston, VA. 20191
(571) 490-3314
Arrest record: "ALBERS","ROBERT","W","050","2242","WHITE CORNUS LANE” , "RESTON","VA","07/12/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN”
Businesses: Bob’s Handyman Service.
(703)862 8972
2258 White Cornus Lane
Reston, VA 20191
graymoose1@yahoo.com / graymoose@yahoo.com
Pawsrescueva.org
(703)5930447
Bankruptcy Court Proceedings:
Courtroom: III 3rd Floor
United States Bankruptcy Court
For the Eastern District of Virginia
Alexandria Division
Hearing Date: 06/04/2008 Judge: Robert G. Mayer
[25] Robert Wayne Albers and Linda Diane Albers, Case No. 08-12091-RGM (Ch. 7)
PRELIMINARY HEARING - RELIEF FROM STAY on behalf of Wells Fargo Bank, NA (2258 White Cornus Lane, Reston, VA) , Entry #: 11
Trustee: Richard Bartl for Richard Bartl
Creditor: Eric White for Wells Fargo Bank, N.A.
Joint Debtor: Robert Albers - Linda Albers
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2011 04:00PM by Miz teri.
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> Walmart Loss Prevention Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actual video of Mr. Misery being arrested after
> > touching a little boy's coolie in the restroom.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You DID touch his coolie, didn't you Mr.
> Misery?
>
>
> I would'nt be surprised to find that Misery photo
> has already been entered into the permanent video
> files as a potential offender just by his
> encounter and conversation with the little kid
> that fateful day at Walmart.
Mr. Misery would never act on his impulses. He is just scared of the impure and depraved thoughts that run amok in his head.
Robert Wayne Albers
Birth Date: January 17, 1958 in Indiana
High School: Turner Ashby HS(1976) Dayton, Virginia (Graduated:?)
Spouse: Linda Diane Albers (3rd wife) DOB: July 24th, 1954
Residence: 2242 White Cornus Lane
Reston, VA. 20191
(571) 490-3314
Arrest record: "ALBERS","ROBERT","W","050","2242","WHITE CORNUS LANE” , "RESTON","VA","07/12/2008","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN”
Businesses: Bob’s Handyman Service.
(703)862 8972
2258 White Cornus Lane
Reston, VA 20191
graymoose1@yahoo.com / graymoose@yahoo.com
Pawsrescueva.org
(703)5930447
Bankruptcy Court Proceedings:
Courtroom: III 3rd Floor
United States Bankruptcy Court
For the Eastern District of Virginia
Alexandria Division
Hearing Date: 06/04/2008 Judge: Robert G. Mayer
[25] Robert Wayne Albers and Linda Diane Albers, Case No. 08-12091-RGM (Ch. 7)
PRELIMINARY HEARING - RELIEF FROM STAY on behalf of Wells Fargo Bank, NA (2258 White Cornus Lane, Reston, VA) , Entry #: 11
Trustee: Richard Bartl for Richard Bartl
Creditor: Eric White for Wells Fargo Bank, N.A.
Joint Debtor: Robert Albers - Linda Albers
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2011 04:00PM by Miz teri.
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Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Miz is a gentle soul
()
Date: July 02, 2011 07:27PM
This guy must be a pretty sensitive guy, everyone gets crazy fucked up thoughts. I bet he is a good guy in real life. No wonder guys like MrMephisto, Graymoose, Tuttle and countless others respect and admire him.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Monkey MIZness
()
Date: July 02, 2011 07:33PM
Miz is a gentle soul Wrote:
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> This guy must be a pretty sensitive guy, everyone
> gets crazy fucked up thoughts. I bet he is a good
> guy in real life. No wonder guys like MrMephisto,
> Graymoose, Tuttle and countless others respect and
> admire him.
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> This guy must be a pretty sensitive guy, everyone
> gets crazy fucked up thoughts. I bet he is a good
> guy in real life. No wonder guys like MrMephisto,
> Graymoose, Tuttle and countless others respect and
> admire him.
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Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Sample
()
Date: July 02, 2011 07:58PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.
You probably could return if you needed to. If the incident was so tramatic, just don't use the rest room or hang around the kiddy toy section or underwear section. Wear a fake mustache or beard if your scared of being picked out by the overhead eye.
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.
You probably could return if you needed to. If the incident was so tramatic, just don't use the rest room or hang around the kiddy toy section or underwear section. Wear a fake mustache or beard if your scared of being picked out by the overhead eye.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:03AM
the little boy started talking to ME. I didn't try to start a conversation with HIM. What was I supposed to do? Just ignore him? He asked me what my name was, so I told him. He asked some other stuff that I can't remember, and I answered him. After that, when I had unzipped and had my johnson in my hands, I just looked straight ahead and didn't answer him anymore. Then he ran out of the bathroom and started yelling, "Mommy, Mommy, a man is talking to me in the bathroom!" I zipped up, mid-stream, and got the hell out of there. It wasn't my fault. Nothing happened. It was all the kid. I did everything I could to get away from the situation before things got out of hand.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Interrogating Officer
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:34AM
But you DID touch his coolie, didn't you, Mr. Misery?
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:36AM
Interrogating Officer Wrote:
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> But you DID touch his coolie, didn't you, Mr.
> Misery?
...maybe just a lil' bit
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> But you DID touch his coolie, didn't you, Mr.
> Misery?
...maybe just a lil' bit
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Interrogating Officer
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:38AM
It feels good to finally get the truth off your chest, doesn't it.
Cup of coffee? Some soda? Just let me know.
Now, as you were saying.
When exactly did you place the boy's hand on your johnson?
Cup of coffee? Some soda? Just let me know.
Now, as you were saying.
When exactly did you place the boy's hand on your johnson?
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
MrMisery
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:45AM
I was looking straight ahead, and I must have blanked out or had a mini-stroke or something.
Then it was like I suddenly woke up, and I looked down - everything was in slow motion - and I was holding his hand, and his hand was...
His hand was...
And then he ran out and started screaming for his mother.
Then it was like I suddenly woke up, and I looked down - everything was in slow motion - and I was holding his hand, and his hand was...
His hand was...
And then he ran out and started screaming for his mother.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Interrogating Officer
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:46AM
You looked down, and saw that you were holding his hand, and his hand was on your johnson.
Is that right?
Is that right?
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
MrMisery
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:46AM
Uh...
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Interrogating Officer
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:47AM
Answer the question, please.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
MrMisery
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:49AM
Uh, yes.
I think.
Wait a minute.
I'm not sure.
I think.
Wait a minute.
I'm not sure.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Interrogating Officer
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:52AM
For the record, you've answered the question in the affirmative.
I'm going to leave the room now.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
I'm going to leave the room now.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
MrMisery
()
Date: July 03, 2011 01:55AM
Wait a minute.
I don't think you understand.
I need to clear up some of the details.
About his hand and, and
Wait.
Come back.
COME BACK.
I don't think you understand.
I need to clear up some of the details.
About his hand and, and
Wait.
Come back.
COME BACK.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Addedumn
()
Date: July 03, 2011 06:23PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> the little boy started talking to ME. I didn't try
> to start a conversation with HIM. What was I
> supposed to do? Just ignore him? He asked me what
> my name was, so I told him. He asked some other
> stuff that I can't remember, and I answered him.
> After that, when I had unzipped and had my johnson
> in my hands, I just looked straight ahead and
> didn't answer him anymore. Then he ran out of the
> bathroom and started yelling, "Mommy, Mommy, a man
> is talking to me in the bathroom!" I zipped up,
> mid-stream, and got the hell out of there. It
> wasn't my fault. Nothing happened. It was all the
> kid. I did everything I could to get away from the
> situation before things got out of hand.
"It was da kid I tells ya". "Da kid, Da Kid, he made me do it!!!!!!" "HE MADE ME DO IT!!!!" "Oh I'm sorry, I'm so damn SORRY"!
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> the little boy started talking to ME. I didn't try
> to start a conversation with HIM. What was I
> supposed to do? Just ignore him? He asked me what
> my name was, so I told him. He asked some other
> stuff that I can't remember, and I answered him.
> After that, when I had unzipped and had my johnson
> in my hands, I just looked straight ahead and
> didn't answer him anymore. Then he ran out of the
> bathroom and started yelling, "Mommy, Mommy, a man
> is talking to me in the bathroom!" I zipped up,
> mid-stream, and got the hell out of there. It
> wasn't my fault. Nothing happened. It was all the
> kid. I did everything I could to get away from the
> situation before things got out of hand.
"It was da kid I tells ya". "Da kid, Da Kid, he made me do it!!!!!!" "HE MADE ME DO IT!!!!" "Oh I'm sorry, I'm so damn SORRY"!
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
--------------------------------
()
Date: August 27, 2015 09:18PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Interrogating Officer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > But you DID touch his coolie, didn't you, Mr.
> > Misery?
>
>
> ...maybe just a lil' bit
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> Interrogating Officer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > But you DID touch his coolie, didn't you, Mr.
> > Misery?
>
>
> ...maybe just a lil' bit
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
/
()
Date: November 18, 2015 09:19PM
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Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
Pedofile document #34872394
()
Date: November 19, 2015 04:40PM
More evidence.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
did it
()
Date: November 19, 2015 05:47PM
he molested that little boy, you know it
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 19, 2015 06:59PM
Subway Jared fell into suspicion after he joked about kids the way Moreno does today.
Re: what do you do when a child talks to you?
Posted by:
wutwut
()
Date: April 17, 2019 07:19PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.
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> have you ever been out and had a strange child
> talk to you when his parents aren't around? It
> makes me extremely nervous when a child tries to
> talk to me. Especially if he's alone. One time I
> was in a Walmart bathroom, at the urinal, and a
> child came up and started talking to me, asking me
> what my name is and all that. I zipped up and got
> out of there as fast as I could. I've never been
> back to that Walmart to this day.