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A Joke for you

Posted by: Dermot ()

Date: December 30, 2018 09:45PM

Two older women are talking about their children

Edith : I only had Maria but it was such a wonderful time. my husband was so generous.

AGNES: That’s nice.

Edith: When he found out I was pregnant, he bought me this diamond ring.

Agnes: That’s nice.

Edith: And then when I was five months pregnant, he took me away for the weekend to Paris. That’s France.

Agnes: That’s nice.

Edith: And then when Maria was born, he brought me a Mercedes Benz

Agnes: That’s nice.

Edith: What did your husband buy for you?

Agnes: He got me elocution lessons.

Edith: Didn’t really work, did they?

Agnes: Actually they did, I used to say, “Fuck off.” Now I say, “That’s nice.”

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Re: A Joke for you

Posted by: Willie ()

Date: December 30, 2018 10:08PM

I was completing study at Glasgow on a frigid cold an dank night in January. It was miserable. I turned on BBC Scotland to catch some news, an Mrs. Brown was on. A few minutes later I hear the above dialogue and litetally fell to the ground laughing. Thank you for reminding me of memories of a sketch that turned a dreary day into something to call home about.

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