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Re: motel tips
Posted by: Hampton inn lover ()
Date: November 10, 2021 05:11PM

I stay at Hampton inns probably 20 to 25 nights a year. They are always so clean and nice! Only way to go.

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Re: motel tips
Posted by: Hotel stayer ()
Date: November 11, 2021 06:31PM

I rub my asshole on all the surfaces in the room. The door handle, the thermostat, the refrigerator, the ice bucket, the chairs, the couch, the magazines, the free pens. Everything. The maids may clean some of it off, but aren’t going to get everything. Think about that next time you are in a hotel room

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Re: motel tips
Posted by: housekeeping staff ()
Date: November 11, 2021 08:47PM

Hotel stayer Wrote:
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> I rub my asshole on all the surfaces in the room.
> The door handle, the thermostat, the refrigerator,
> the ice bucket, the chairs, the couch, the
> magazines, the free pens. Everything. The maids
> may clean some of it off, but aren’t going to
> get everything. Think about that next time you
> are in a hotel room

You must have bad mental health.

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Re: motel tips
Posted by: motels with mice ()
Date: December 25, 2021 11:57AM

Carry a drywall screw in your luggage, you can make a mousetrap out of the ice bucket and tray. Put a little food on the screw threads then prop the overturned ice bucket up with the screw on the tray. The ice bucket falls trapping the mouse then you can flush the mouse or set it free outside.

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Re: motel tips
Posted by: motel 3 ()
Date: April 28, 2023 08:02AM

I stayed at Motel 3. It was only half as good as motel 6.

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