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I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: My version is better ()
Date: December 01, 2018 06:58PM

(It now has a Donald Trump theme)

Sweet Pee

The stars are out in Moscow tonight
And the feelin' is feelin' awfully right
For a good splash of sweet pee,
Under my ukranian squeeze

The deal 's progressing way too fast
And I need to settle down, I need a splash
Of refreshment - my salty yellow fantasy
I want some
Sweet Pee
Darlin' you and me
Rolling around and the world is so salty

Let's have some
sweet pee,
Under my ukranian squeeze
I'm ready for some
Sweet pee, sprayin' down on me

Remember that dream I told you about
Well I haven't given up there is no doubt
But I need a yellow bath
To wash the orange away...

I found some fulfillment in that
yellow mist I'm lookin' at, well I
Don't know about you,
But i need another splash - i want some

Sweet pee,
Under my ukranian squeeze
The lights are low
And the world is so salty

Let's have some
sweet pee,
Under my ukranian squeeze
I'm ready for some
Sweet pee, sprayin' down on me

it was under my ukranian squeeze
Where I learned to dance in pee
And I told you what I was dreamin' of
And I had to get down and plea

But tonight under the stars
Feels so right to be under you
And I've found what I'm lookin for
One squirt and I want more, of that

Sweet pee,
Under my ukranian squeeze
The lights are low
And the world is so salty, let's have some

Sweet pee,
Under my ukranian squeeze
I'm ready for some
Sweet pee
Sprayin' down on me

Let's have some
Sweet pee
Sprayin' down on me

Sweet Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: RVAsinger, himself ()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:15PM

My version is better Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> (It now has a Donald Trump theme)
>
> Sweet Pee
>
> The stars are out in Moscow tonight
> And the feelin' is feelin' awfully right
> For a good splash of sweet pee,
> Under my ukranian squeeze
>
> The deal 's progressing way too fast
> And I need to settle down, I need a splash
> Of refreshment - my salty yellow fantasy
> I want some
> Sweet Pee
> Darlin' you and me
> Rolling around and the world is so salty
>
> Let's have some
> sweet pee,
> Under my ukranian squeeze
> I'm ready for some
> Sweet pee, sprayin' down on me
>
> Remember that dream I told you about
> Well I haven't given up there is no doubt
> But I need a yellow bath
> To wash the orange away...
>
> I found some fulfillment in that
> yellow mist I'm lookin' at, well I
> Don't know about you,
> But i need another splash - i want some
>
> Sweet pee,
> Under my ukranian squeeze
> The lights are low
> And the world is so salty
>
> Let's have some
> sweet pee,
> Under my ukranian squeeze
> I'm ready for some
> Sweet pee, sprayin' down on me
>
> it was under my ukranian squeeze
> Where I learned to dance in pee
> And I told you what I was dreamin' of
> And I had to get down and plea
>
> But tonight under the stars
> Feels so right to be under you
> And I've found what I'm lookin for
> One squirt and I want more, of that
>
> Sweet pee,
> Under my ukranian squeeze
> The lights are low
> And the world is so salty, let's have some
>
> Sweet pee,
> Under my ukranian squeeze
> I'm ready for some
> Sweet pee
> Sprayin' down on me
>
> Let's have some
> Sweet pee
> Sprayin' down on me
>
> Sweet Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


I'll drink to that...However, you will be so sued if you get any royalties off it... I'll even get a Jew lawyer...
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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: oh, I won't perform it ()
Date: December 01, 2018 08:07PM

I am going to try to get meade to perform it. He likes trump, and being into enemas might also appreciate trump's human waste product predilections.

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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: suggestion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 09:15PM

That's kind of funny. You should incorporate some Gerry references though.

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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: well, that's a good suggestion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 09:19PM

And I do appreciate constructive advice.

But that would have to be an exclusive FFU version - nobody outside of FFU knows who Gerry is, and I would really like meade to perform this all around virginia.

That said, for a quick-and-dirt gerry rendition, replace any lyrics 'sprayin' down on me' with 'sprayin' on gerry'.

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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: Weird Al ()
Date: December 02, 2018 01:15AM

Those are some great lyrics.Well done my friend.

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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: meade is ignoring his fan club ()
Date: December 02, 2018 04:34PM

What is he doing all day? is today 'dancing cow' day?

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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: I hope meade performs this ()
Date: December 03, 2018 03:18PM

It's so much better than the original version

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Re: I have re-written the lyrics to Meade Skelton's hit song 'Sweet Tea'
Posted by: meade might sing it ()
Date: December 04, 2018 08:28PM

I doubt he understands the pee references.

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