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Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: I Eat Extra Fiber Too ()
Date: October 20, 2018 01:39PM

Who else uses wipes for that extra clean feeling after taking a dump at work? I do, and my ass is minty fresh and clean as a whistle when I'm done. It's the building landlord's problem to deal with since they give us that cheap, single-ply toilet paper to use.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/south-carolina-officials-warn-about-flushable-wipes-after-sending-divers-into-raw-sewage
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Re: Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: MOBS VS JOBS ()
Date: October 20, 2018 01:45PM

Gerry and every other muslim terrorist garbage don't have this problem since they use their hands.

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Re: Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: Landord??? ()
Date: October 20, 2018 02:37PM

Some of us own our own homes...
I got snagged once by this .... Once....

Put some warm soapy water in a bowl before you dump..
Moisten the toilet paper with it and it is cheaper and the warm wetness is much better...

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Re: Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: Sinok user ()
Date: October 20, 2018 02:54PM

Landord??? Wrote:
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> Some of us own our own homes...
> I got snagged once by this .... Once....
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> Put some warm soapy water in a bowl before you
> dump..
> Moisten the toilet paper with it and it is cheaper
> and the warm wetness is much better...

There's a better, easier, and more effective method. Just turn on a warm stream of water in the sink, then hop on to the sink with your asscrack directly under the running water. Reach one hand around and rub vigorously. You can use soap or not.

Your TP expenditures will go down dramatically, and your ass will be clean enough to stick in a girl's face (or a guys face if you are female or gay.)

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Re: Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: dcn6j ()
Date: October 20, 2018 07:13PM


this page contains online harassment

if they are caught they will serve jail time


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Re: Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: bjehj ()
Date: October 20, 2018 07:18PM

https://www.foxnews.com/science/south-carolina-officials-warn-about-flushable-wipes-after-sending-divers-into-raw-sewage

THE ARTICLE IS FAKE NEWS. NO ONE IN USA USES SCUBA FOR THAT (mexico famously has).

IN USA THEY USE HOSES AND PUMPS - which btw have no chance of clogging - zero chance. the hoses can be of any length.

the women in MY family insure if i do the labor to install a new toilet they damaged: the first thing they do is flush wipes to cause it issues. they even travel to do it.

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Re: Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 21, 2018 04:19PM

To clean a shit smeared anus, toilet paper is probably the worst invention ever as far as achieving its purpose.



It never really absorbs much of the tarry nastiness, just smears it around a larger area. Plus little pieces of the paper ball up and stick to ass hairs.


A shower isn't always available , the next best thing would be a bidet.


Even the greatest civilizations in history have never figured out how to solve the problem of shit, and everything that gets smeared with it.

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Re: Flush Those Wipes!
Posted by: HCUCH ()
Date: October 21, 2018 10:23PM

dcn6j Wrote:
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> this page contains online harassment
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> if they are caught they will serve jail time
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