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Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: interstate travel ()
Date: July 31, 2011 01:00PM

I just drove back to Fairfax from Arizona with a few side trips along the way. Was doing the one or two star motel thing all the way the way.
Days inn, Super 8, Howard Johnson, Travelodge and a couple Sleep inns.

Discusting motel items found during this trip:

1, unflushed poop waiting for me in toilet

2, Used bar of soap from previous renter left in shower.

3, Half eaten Subway sub and a can of four loco left in minifridge.

4, crusty crusty buttons on TV remote.

5, A/C unit leaking water onto carpet and stinking of mold.

6, And the most discusting yet was the used condom stuck inside the phone book that I found while looking up "pizza".(thanks hojo)

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: dirtnasty ()
Date: July 31, 2011 02:23PM

hell yeah


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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Anchorage Motel ()
Date: July 31, 2011 02:36PM

25 years ago when I moved to the Fairfax area, we were watching our money so we could put a down payment on an apartment. We had to stay in hotels / motels for about a week until we could get into an apartment. One night, we selected the Anchorage Motel, just west of Fairfax Circle. We walked in the room and saw the dark paneling - full of cob webs and the comforter on the bed that appeared as if it had too many porno shoots in that room.

We quickly locked the door, headed back to the office and turned over the key, retrieved our cash and headed to another place. Yuck!

I can only imagine that place 25 years later. I wonder if they ever renovated those rooms before the crack addicts and prostitutes took over?

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Posted by: Iremember ()
Date: July 31, 2011 03:38PM

A few years back, buddies threw a Bachelor Party for me, well to make a long story short, they hired these two strippers, I mean these girls were gorgeous, both of them. One was a redhead, stood about 5'4" natural tits, fantastic body, I mean high class sirloin. The other was blonde, slim and girlish, small tits little butt, the whole works, beautiful pussy, like a flower blossom, a jasmine flower. She wore a Catholic schoolgirl outfit, the other was wearing these pantyhose with designs, tight! Well, the deal was I was to take both of them, at the same time for a little menage a trois at the motel. The whole thing was ruined by bedbugs though, motel had a problem in that room. Put in off for a week, I was going nuts, finally Sat. rolled around and I had a oil session with these girls, what a memory.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 31, 2011 05:27PM

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Anchorage Motel ()
Date: July 31, 2011 06:12PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I bet your wife was getting it on with a couple of
> dudes an hour or two before she said, "I do" to
> you.

I used to work with two guys. Both were single, but one was going to soon be married. The other guy was called up by the other's fiancé as she wanted him to come over to her place to take care of her before she got married. He told me all about it. At the time, she wanted him to get into her tub so she could do the golden shower on him ... and all that.

Needless to say, the marriage between them didn't last but maybe 3 or 4 years before it was over.

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Date: July 31, 2011 06:32PM

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: loner1 ()
Date: July 31, 2011 07:41PM

got caught wackin it by one of the motel maids.
She was NASTY and wanted to help.

God Forgive me,,, I let her!!!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Meh ()
Date: August 03, 2011 12:34PM

Homestyle Inn, Manassas--had to stay there between apartments because it was cheap and they had weekly rates.

The entire room appeared to be covered in blood and cum stains. The chair had a large bloodstain on it, and the mattress had a bigger one running down the side. Needless to say, we left the room promptly afterward, got a refund, and stayed in our car instead.

Two years later, a man staying there got into a shoot out with the police, and killed himself in a room there. I'm sure he's not the first person to die there.

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Posted by: marcus from manassas parkus ()
Date: August 03, 2011 07:59PM

Meh Wrote:
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> Homestyle Inn, Manassas--had to stay there between
> apartments because it was cheap and they had
> weekly rates.
>
> The entire room appeared to be covered in blood
> and cum stains. The chair had a large bloodstain
> on it, and the mattress had a bigger one running
> down the side. Needless to say, we left the room
> promptly afterward, got a refund, and stayed in
> our car instead.
>
> Two years later, a man staying there got into a
> shoot out with the police, and killed himself in a
> room there. I'm sure he's not the first person to
> die there.


A guy I know was running a whore house out of the homestyle for awhile.
the house was run by hand cause he had no whores.

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Posted by: true story alexandria ()
Date: August 03, 2011 08:27PM

There was a hotel in Alexandria that had one of those bed frames so you couldnt see under the mattress unless you lifted it up, the sides were enclosed. Some guy killed a hooker and put her body under the bed. It was rented out for over a week before a tenant complained about the smell.
Imagine the people sleeping in the bed and right under them was the dead body.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 03, 2011 08:41PM

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 03, 2011 08:43PM

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Moose ()
Date: August 04, 2011 01:37AM

I was 18, it was 1978 and had to stay in this motel for one night -- can't remember the name of it -- in Alexandria, off Rt. 1 across from Quander Road -- 7-11 right across the street from it (the outskirts of Jefferson Manor). Anyhoo ... it was a nasty lil' hellhole, but all I could afford at the time. The next morning before check out, I was taking a shower, washing my hair. Next thing I know, something hit me in the face. I jumped back and screamed, jumpin' around with the willies after I saw around the edge of the shower nozzles edge, 2 roaches. The one that had hit my face was now on it's way down the drain. Still grosses me out! I got the hell outta there and have never been back around there since.

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 04, 2011 08:16AM

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Gross! ()
Date: August 04, 2011 08:32AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Tell me your stories first, I'll tell you mine.
> LOL


No one wants to hear about your meth fueled gay male hotel sexscapades, fagnut!

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 04, 2011 08:42AM

Ask your Mommy where she got those pipe burns on her ass sometime!

It's a funny, funny story.


Gross! Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > Tell me your stories first, I'll tell you mine.
> > LOL
>
>
> No one wants to hear about your meth fueled gay
> male hotel sexscapades, fagnut!


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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Male mommy ()
Date: August 04, 2011 08:56AM

Mommy? Is that what you call your boyfriend, fagnut?



WingNut Wrote:
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> Ask your Mommy where she got those pipe burns on
> her ass sometime!
>
> It's a funny, funny story.
>
>
> Gross! Wrote:
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> -----
> > WingNut Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Tell me your stories first, I'll tell you
> mine.
> > > LOL
> >
> >
> > No one wants to hear about your meth fueled gay
> > male hotel sexscapades, fagnut!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 04, 2011 09:00AM

Let's talk about those pipe burns!


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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: WingPiped ()
Date: August 04, 2011 09:21AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Let's talk about those pipe burns!


Let's talk about your "pipe burns."

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: prince albers ()
Date: August 04, 2011 12:18PM

Moose Wrote:
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> I was 18, it was 1978 and had to stay in this
> motel for one night -- can't remember the name of
> it -- in Alexandria, off Rt. 1 across from Quander
> Road -- 7-11 right across the street from it (the
> outskirts of Jefferson Manor). Anyhoo ... it was
> a nasty lil' hellhole, but all I could afford at
> the time. The next morning before check out, I
> was taking a shower, washing my hair. Next thing
> I know, something hit me in the face. I jumped
> back and screamed, jumpin' around with the willies
> after I saw around the edge of the shower nozzles
> edge, 2 roaches. The one that had hit my face was
> now on it's way down the drain. Still grosses me
> out! I got the hell outta there and have never
> been back around there since.


anon graymoose post

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Posted by: Moose ()
Date: August 04, 2011 11:13PM

prince albers Wrote:
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>anon graymoose post


Graymoose and Moose (female) are two different people. We do not know each other AT ALL.

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Posted by: low budget travel ()
Date: August 05, 2011 05:30AM

interstate travel Wrote:
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> I just drove back to Fairfax from Arizona with a
> few side trips along the way. Was doing the one or
> two star motel thing all the way the way.
> Days inn, Super 8, Howard Johnson, Travelodge and
> a couple Sleep inns.
>
> Discusting motel items found during this trip:
>
> 1, unflushed poop waiting for me in toilet
>
> 2, Used bar of soap from previous renter left in
> shower.
>
> 3, Half eaten Subway sub and a can of four loco
> left in minifridge.
>
> 4, crusty crusty buttons on TV remote.
>
> 5, A/C unit leaking water onto carpet and stinking
> of mold.
>
> 6, And the most discusting yet was the used condom
> stuck inside the phone book that I found while
> looking up "pizza".(thanks hojo)


this place looked so much better on the website.


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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: August 05, 2011 06:41AM

Anchorage Motel Wrote:
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> 25 years ago when I moved to the Fairfax area, we
> were watching our money so we could put a down
> payment on an apartment. We had to stay in hotels
> / motels for about a week until we could get into
> an apartment. One night, we selected the
> Anchorage Motel, just west of Fairfax Circle. We
> walked in the room and saw the dark paneling -
> full of cob webs and the comforter on the bed that
> appeared as if it had too many porno shoots in
> that room.
>
> We quickly locked the door, headed back to the
> office and turned over the key, retrieved our cash
> and headed to another place. Yuck!
>
> I can only imagine that place 25 years later. I
> wonder if they ever renovated those rooms before
> the crack addicts and prostitutes took over?


Nowadays the Anchorage Motel is a fine establishment that caters to sex offenders.

http://fairfaxcity.patch.com/articles/sex-offenders-allowed-to-live-than-half-a-mile-from-fhs-seven-of-them-do

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Posted by: nasty ()
Date: August 05, 2011 09:24AM

went with a group of people to portland maine, in 02 or 03, same time the shuttle broke up on reentry, to watch the AHL allstar game.

stayed in a super 8, i think, up there. we had two rooms, and the one my group was staying in was missing only one thing, the chalk/tape outline of where the body was.

looked like a drug deal had gone bad in it, empty and half empty 40s all over the place, roaches everywhere, beds and chairs all jacked up and strewn about, trash all over the floor. we LOLd....

went to the manager and said, uhhh, are the police finished their investigation in our room? i dont think they are based on it's condition.

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Posted by: sea biskie ()
Date: August 06, 2011 03:38PM

Worked at the Springfield Howard Johnsons motor lodge circa 1982. I was a laundry boy and groundskeeper a couple of summers during high school.
One day a maid screams and someone calls 911. Room 109 had an illegal abortion performed in it and the fetus was found in the dumpster. We tried to clean that room for days and finally just flipped the blood soaked mattress over and shampooed the carpet but the suds in the carpet cleaning solution kept turning pink from the blood. I would cringe every time I saw someone check into that room. It was NASTY!

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Date: August 06, 2011 03:49PM

I went to a conference once that was held at a condo resort. One of the gals I went with kept complaining about the lumpy pillow she had. She finally had enough one night and pulled open the case to figure out what was causing the lumpiness. It was a family of dead mice.

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Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: August 07, 2011 03:08AM

sea biskie Wrote:
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> Room
> 109 had an illegal abortion performed in it and
> the fetus was found in the dumpster.

I think this may be the thread-winner!

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Posted by: jim kelly ()
Date: August 07, 2011 06:35AM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> sea biskie Wrote:
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> > Room
> > 109 had an illegal abortion performed in it and
> > the fetus was found in the dumpster.
>
> I think this may be the thread-winner!


Actually found a pic of the old hojo in springfield. Those were the days!
I stayed there a few times with a girlfriend, hope we didnt stay in room 109.
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Posted by: Devon ()
Date: August 08, 2011 06:49AM

Back in 2000 we stayed at the Heritage Inn Rt.1 Fredericksburg while our home was being finished.It looked seedy,but it was cheap and we needed to save money .. In the end it was misery we ALL got head lice including my youngest daughter who was 7 weeks old ay the time

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Posted by: Mixed ()
Date: August 08, 2011 09:07AM

These were all on biz travel, and staying at Hiltons,Westin,etc

Got a room right next door to where they were filming porno

Walked into an FBI raid,some of the staff were in on a drug,hooker ring

Mice..it was a new hotel, 2nd floor...when I went to the front desk, they said oh yeah..we have mousetraps down here ...I left..

Been evicted out of my room in the middle of the night, by a Big Bubba Sheriff...think Duke of Hazzards, all because the night clerk was threatened by all 110lbs of me..I caught him sleeping on the job, and told him I would be reporting his fat butt, because I was locked out of the hotel for hours. He called the cops on me...I was not able to find another vacancy in a hotel within 20mile radius at 3am, and slept in the car

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Posted by: bobbie ()
Date: August 08, 2011 10:20AM

Couple of stories here:
Friend was dating this girl who had family living/staying in these old run down motels which I am sure looked pretty cool back in the day before they became transient homes. There was one off of Rt. 1 right as you crossed into Stafford. Tried looking for it on Google Maps but I am sure the place either burnt or was torn down. Paint was peeling off the outside, abandoned cars outside, the smell of crack lingering around the room, wall paper peeling off the room, place smelled like piss, didn't look but would not at all be surprised if a hooker or hung around the place (didn't really stay to watch). Second place is still standing off of Rt. 29 right before you hit the parkway. People staying there were either wanted by the police or ex cons. Tv's in the room were 20 inch at best, roaches all over the place, shag carpeting baby, heroin needle next to the toilet the day they rented the room. This place did have a hooker flashing her wrinkly small boobs to us guys, I think she was willing to give it up for free after we kept saying no. Although one day we went to visit them some college kids were throwing a party in the room next door and I wished I joined them. To top it off that place was $300 a week back in 2005. Haven't been there since and have absolutely zero plans to do so.

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Posted by: cooter shooter ()
Date: August 09, 2011 06:58AM

In the late 80s my car broke down in New Baltimore VA on a extremely cold night it was 15 degrees and very windy. The car broke down in the town n country resturaunt parking lot. The Virginia inn was right next door to the T&C back then. Went to the front desk where a Indian woman rented me a room for 16 dollars. She also handed me a space heater and told me I must leave the water running all night to prevent the pipes from freezing.
Inside my room I could hear the TV in the next room as clearly as I could hear mine, when I opened the medicine cabnet there were two joints inside but I was afraid to smoke them for fear they were laced with something bad like maybe PCP. I huddled next to my space heater that kept the room about 55 degrees untill the next morning when I walked to the one payphone they had and called for help. Worst night ever but at least I didnt freeze to death.

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Posted by: Yuck ()
Date: August 09, 2011 10:03PM

Not so much disgusting as strange. Checked into the Excaliber hotel in Vegas. Ok not the most expensive on the strip but I like it.
About fifteen minutes after entering the room someone knocks on the door. An old geezer tells us he forgot his teeth.
The teeth were in a dresser drawer in a container. He retrieves the teeth and apoligized for bothering us.
How the hell does a person forget his teeth?

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Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: August 09, 2011 10:31PM

Yuck Wrote:
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> the Excaliber hotel in Vegas. Ok not the most
> expensive on the strip

LOL, the Ex is a dump. Stayed there about 10 years ago for a night. The room wasn't bad, but that casino is as smokey and unkempt as a casino can get.

Good place to stay if it's $49 when you get off a plane, but don't plan a whole weekend around it.

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Posted by: Yuck ()
Date: August 09, 2011 10:45PM

Hey give me a break, it was maybe thirteen years ago. It was during some construction company convention and I was lucky to get that room. I prefer to stay at Mirage.
I hate to tell you but about twenty years ago or longer I stayed at Vegas World. They were offering a package deal and just about everything was comped. It was some hardcore gamblers in there.

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Posted by: Black Adam ()
Date: August 10, 2011 05:30PM

Is was stayin in downtowns Richmonds an seen a sign in my room dat waz a vury disturbin sign.

Yours in Christ
Black Adam
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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: yuck ()
Date: August 20, 2011 10:37AM

there were used condoms on the bed side table

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: mr. bumper ()
Date: August 26, 2011 08:47PM

I am bumping this thread
More stories please!!!!!!!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: CrackNut ()
Date: August 26, 2011 09:10PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Anyone ever hit any of the old "tourist homes" on
> Rhode Island Ave near Montana Ave?
>


Is that where you smoke your crack and fuck your crack whores?

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: bumpity bump ()
Date: September 17, 2011 01:43AM

bump

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: fattasss ()
Date: September 17, 2011 02:03PM

interstate travel Wrote:
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> I just drove back to Fairfax from Arizona with a
> few side trips along the way. Was doing the one or
> two star motel thing all the way the way.
> Days inn, Super 8, Howard Johnson, Travelodge and
> a couple Sleep inns.
>
> Discusting motel items found during this trip:
>
> 1, unflushed poop waiting for me in toilet
>
> 2, Used bar of soap from previous renter left in
> shower.
>
> 3, Half eaten Subway sub and a can of four loco
> left in minifridge.
>
> 4, crusty crusty buttons on TV remote.
>
> 5, A/C unit leaking water onto carpet and stinking
> of mold.
>
> 6, And the most discusting yet was the used condom
> stuck inside the phone book that I found while
> looking up "pizza".(thanks hojo)


what kind of pizza?

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Posted by: night auditor ()
Date: March 27, 2013 11:05AM

I worked at the hunter motel circa 1983. Three Mexican guys rented a room and the next morning a housekeeper found the entire room smeared with vasiline and poop! Big surprise- their credit card was stolen.

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Posted by: Legg Mason ()
Date: March 28, 2013 10:24AM

In NYC with my boyfriend in friends we all found orange pubes on our pillows, lmao..we told the front desk...and when when returned from our room a few hours later..the pubes were still there, just in different spots, hahaha!

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Posted by: fun in the sun ()
Date: March 28, 2013 12:34PM

Was at the oceanfront econolodge at Va beach a couple years back. Our room was on the first floor and shit started flowing up out of the shower drain at 2am. The manager would not refund my money untill I called 411 and asked for the number of the local health inspector and building code enforcement office.

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Posted by: sick fuc ()
Date: July 16, 2013 01:40PM

I always jizz on the remote then spread it all over the thing and set it on the A-C vent to dry into a thin crust.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: bizness traveller ()
Date: July 17, 2013 04:58AM

sick fuc Wrote:
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> I always jizz on the remote then spread it all
> over the thing and set it on the A-C vent to dry
> into a thin crust.


I hope you are kidding. wtf?

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Posted by: worse yet ()
Date: July 17, 2013 05:44PM

sick fuc Wrote:
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> I always jizz on the remote then spread it all
> over the thing and set it on the A-C vent to dry
> into a thin crust.


worse yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0oRIxZu3k0

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Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: July 17, 2013 06:33PM

All I'll say is the Econolodge in Hoboken, NJ-flip flops were required for not only the shower but the whole room, the bulletproof glass where the desk man was at was a welcoming touch, and the cockroaches the biggest I've ever seen.

Then again, the bars on the window were a sign, that better digs were available, but when you are young and broke, its a way to see NYC.

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 17, 2013 07:13PM

Tough One Wrote:
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> All I'll say is the Econolodge in Hoboken, NJ-flip
> flops were required for not only the shower but
> the whole room, the bulletproof glass where the
> desk man was at was a welcoming touch, and the
> cockroaches the biggest I've ever seen.
>
> Then again, the bars on the window were a sign,
> that better digs were available, but when you are
> young and broke, its a way to see NYC.

I've passed (and passed on) that dump more times than I can count.

If you don't mind staying a little further out of the city, Route 1 in Woodbridge, NJ has some really cheap and crummy offerings.

Proceed at your own risk.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Wang nut ()
Date: July 17, 2013 08:21PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Tough One Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All I'll say is the Econolodge in Hoboken,
> NJ-flip
> > flops were required for not only the shower but
> > the whole room, the bulletproof glass where the
> > desk man was at was a welcoming touch, and the
> > cockroaches the biggest I've ever seen.
> >
> > Then again, the bars on the window were a sign,
> > that better digs were available, but when you
> are
> > young and broke, its a way to see NYC.
>
> I've passed (and passed on) that dump more times
> than I can count.
>
> If you don't mind staying a little further out of
> the city, Route 1 in Woodbridge, NJ has some
> really cheap and crummy offerings.
>
> Proceed at your own risk.


Jersey........... no wonder you are such an ignofuck!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: American tourister ()
Date: January 10, 2014 04:14AM

sick fuc Wrote:
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> I always jizz on the remote then spread it all
> over the thing and set it on the A-C vent to dry
> into a thin crust.


That IS disgusting!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 10, 2014 08:43AM

Anchorage Motel Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > I bet your wife was getting it on with a couple
> of
> > dudes an hour or two before she said, "I do" to
> > you.
>

lol Alias deleted this post 8 months after the fact.



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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: January 10, 2014 10:02AM

How do these years old threads get ressurected? Do people actually spend hours and hours of their lives going thru the archives looking for this shit?

Now that's disgusting (not discusting)

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: talk about discusting ()
Date: January 10, 2014 11:03AM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> How do these years old threads get ressurected? Do
> people actually spend hours and hours of their
> lives going thru the archives looking for this
> shit?
>
> Now that's disgusting (not discusting)


We stated at some cheap place off the highway outside Phoenix a few years ago, and we found an old dried up hoagie under the nightstand, like some had ordered Subway and it just rolled underneath their and dried up. Them in the middle of the night someone started pounding on our doors and windows shouting and cursing really loud in Spanish. we were really scared.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: dashing dave ()
Date: January 10, 2014 01:56PM

One time i takes my girl to the marriot on fouth of july weekend. We opens the door to the room an it looks like someone jus got done fuckin on the bed. Ther was a huge jizz stain rite in da middle of the bed and an empty tube of astroglide on the table. I went to see the manager an he gives us a new room for two nights free. That was some nasty ass shit.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Pronk ()
Date: October 08, 2014 05:06AM

dashing dave Wrote:
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> One time i takes my girl to the marriot on fouth
> of july weekend. We opens the door to the room an
> it looks like someone jus got done fuckin on the
> bed. Ther was a huge jizz stain rite in da middle
> of the bed and an empty tube of astroglide on the
> table. I went to see the manager an he gives us a
> new room for two nights free. That was some nasty
> ass shit.


Well, it looks like there were some fireworks "shooting off" in that room before the Fourth.

BTW, did you really inspect the tube of Astroglide that closely to be able to tell it was empty? I mean, there could've been one or two more sessions' worth still in that tube.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: GwXTu ()
Date: October 08, 2014 11:36PM

i was in a local motel they hired fucking illegals to clean who just fake the job - some i bet it is their "second job" and they aren't even there for it, due to some "arrangements"

it wasn't clean the grout had black stains

ps, did you know grout is stain-less and cleans if you actually try cleaning it?

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never - they film you those little security turds

i'd first walk in and kick their little monitoring your mother little freaks before i slept a minute

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: JFC ()
Date: September 10, 2016 02:19PM

loner1 Wrote:
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> got caught wackin it by one of the motel maids.
> She was NASTY and wanted to help.
>
> God Forgive me,,, I let her!!!


Damn!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Anchorage ()
Date: September 10, 2016 04:16PM

Definitely the Anchorage in fairfax. The fun was separated from the tile so all the water ran behind the wall and under the tub. I didn't notice this until I took a shower and everytime I stepped in the tub a nasty moldy far smelling stench would come through the hole. Fucking worst experience ever but I was fucked up the night before so I stayed at the shithole after a bender at Skidoos.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Da Fuq? ()
Date: September 10, 2016 04:20PM

one time i stayed in a motel where this guy didn't know how to spell disgusting. i hated it!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Gene Splicer ()
Date: September 10, 2016 05:02PM

Mines more funny than disgusting.

Long road trip from East Coast to Dallas. Had most overnights planned out but one night we had no reservation due to slight course change. Ended up finding a place that looked alarmingly like the Bates Motel from Psycho. Place was clean and cheap. So we go in the room and turn on the lights. I flop on the bed because I'm beat from driving in the blazing hot Texas sun. I look over and there is a huge hole in the cinderblock back wall of the room. A perfect rectangle. Turns out it was where the A/C HAD BEEN until somebody stole it it!

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Rod Parker ()
Date: April 01, 2017 06:10AM

I was banging this chick in the butt at a motel in college park MD. When I pulled out she had explosive diarrhea all over me and the bed.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Tyrone Dixon ()
Date: April 01, 2017 10:01AM

Couldn't sleep all night because the the room next to me had guys coming in and out all night. Apparently they picked up a little white girl at her prom and were pimping her out all night while her boyfriend watched. He owed them some money or something.
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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Low Quality inn ()
Date: April 01, 2017 03:24PM

I stayed at a quality inn near Baltimore and it sucked. Someone took a dump in the ice machine.

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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: Shawn E ()
Date: September 25, 2018 04:46AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Let's talk about those pipe burns!

I watched a couple black guys carry a passed out drunk woman into the room next to mine a while back. They saw me in the hallway and told me that if I wait a couple hours I could have the left overs. Must have had about ten guys in there at some point based on the sounds.
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Re: Post your discusting motel stories here.
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: September 25, 2018 05:45AM

Shawn E Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's talk about those pipe burns!
>
> I watched a couple black guys carry a passed out
> drunk woman into the room next to mine a while
> back. They saw me in the hallway and told me that
> if I wait a couple hours I could have the left
> overs. Must have had about ten guys in there at
> some point based on the sounds.

That's Christine Ford.

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