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How was your 4th?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: July 05, 2018 06:23PM

Super hungover. BBQ’d at a buddy’s house on Lake Jackson. I finished a bottle of jack, went in the rope swing, and then we blew shit up! Awesome fireworks! What did you do? Also you guys want to do another meet up soon?

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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: Mommy dearest ()
Date: July 05, 2018 06:26PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Super hungover. BBQ’d at a buddy’s house on
> Lake Jackson. I finished a bottle of jack, went in
> the rope swing, and then we blew shit up! Awesome
> fireworks! What did you do? Also you guys want to
> do another meet up soon?


No that your dad is dead, do you get to fuck your mommy up her ass more often?
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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: July 05, 2018 06:46PM

Mommy dearest Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> -----
> > Super hungover. BBQ’d at a buddy’s house on
> > Lake Jackson. I finished a bottle of jack, went
> in
> > the rope swing, and then we blew shit up!
> Awesome
> > fireworks! What did you do? Also you guys want
> to
> > do another meet up soon?
>
>
> No that your dad is dead, do you get to fuck your
> mommy up her ass more often?

...so you want to meet up again for drinks and food?

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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: miz update ()
Date: July 06, 2018 12:01AM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Super strung out. Hid underneath the covers. I finished a bottle of Prozac, went to the ER, and then I threw all that shit up! Now I'm in a straight jacket. My siblings are over, and talking urgently with Sharon in hushed voices.

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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: Ronnie CaIhoun Loves eesh ()
Date: July 07, 2018 12:38PM

Fantasizes about butt sex...

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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: Smurf Cody ()
Date: July 08, 2018 10:54AM

I partied hard on Strath Road.

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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: WSH LAX Rivvaview ()
Date: July 08, 2018 11:21AM

Rocking the kiddie pool in Sterling

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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: ektlb ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:22PM


NEWS FLASH: most of USA doesn't get their birthday off, doesn't get the 4th off, and cannot afford to drink during a work week

government workers in a bubble might think the 4th is a holiday they can party on

most of everyone else: no


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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: took a shit on tootguy's grave ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:26PM

Apparently, in a couple of years the whole cemetary's getting dug up anyhow to make room for an Amazon distribution center.

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Re: How was your 4th?
Posted by: situational awareness ()
Date: July 08, 2018 02:34PM

ektlb Wrote:
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> NEWS FLASH: most of USA doesn't get their birthday
> off, doesn't get the 4th off, and cannot afford to
> drink during a work week
>
> government workers in a bubble might think the 4th
> is a holiday they can party on
>
> most of everyone else: no
>



News Flash: "Ronnie" aka William Moreno gets every day off. He lives with his mother, does not work, and lives off government disability payments. His mother Sharon is a government contractor (don't know how she still holds a clearance) and she is off for all government holidays.

News Flash: This is Northern Virginia, not a bubble. Most people DO get the 4th of July off as well as 10 other holidays plus at least 3-4 weeks of vacation. This region includes some wealthiest and highest income jurisdictions in the country. Although some people probably are struggling here, most are doing quite well.

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