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Why do we gotta fart and shit as soon we wake up
Posted by: Fqkdd ()
Date: May 23, 2018 05:10AM

I don’t remember years ago having to fart and shit as soon I woke up

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Re: Why do we gotta fart and shit as soon we wake up
Posted by: Dssw323 ()
Date: May 23, 2018 05:28AM

I do all that before I even wake up.

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Re: Why do we gotta fart and shit as soon we wake up
Posted by: ??!?!?? ()
Date: May 23, 2018 06:23AM

Dssw323 Wrote:
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> I do all that before I even wake up.


So it gets worse?

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Re: Why do we gotta fart and shit as soon we wake up
Posted by: Shartenold ()
Date: May 23, 2018 06:53AM

Depends.

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Re: Why do we gotta fart and shit as soon we wake up
Posted by: Real ole timer ()
Date: May 23, 2018 07:43AM

Sorry to tell you son, but the older you get, the more you fart and shit. That’s why us old guys are called old farts.

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Re: Why do we gotta fart and shit as soon we wake up
Posted by: unnning ()
Date: May 23, 2018 07:48AM

shoving food down your disgusting fat-body at night that is why. Try eating dinner before 11pm you fat fuck

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