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Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Asking for a friend ()
Date: May 06, 2018 11:19AM

One that's just as good as eesh's, or do you think you can hook me up, Michaelle, or are you representing yourself pro se in this matter as well?

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Hi William! ()
Date: May 06, 2018 11:21AM

Go snort some rogaine, baldy

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Hi Michael ()
Date: May 06, 2018 11:27AM

Hi William! Wrote:
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> Go snort some rogaine, baldy


Go add four inches to your penis so you can catch up to the rest of the average world...

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Penal E. Pee ()
Date: May 06, 2018 11:34AM

Asking for a friend Wrote:
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> One that's just as good as eesh's, or do you think
> you can hook me up, Michaelle, or are you
> representing yourself pro se in this matter as
> well?



Well, David Trinnes and the Leiser Law Firm are the team for you! They are experts in penal code.

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Trinner Toes not signed in ()
Date: May 06, 2018 12:02PM

I may not have much myself, but I can suck a mean dick and I know a nice one when I see the bulge (winking at TJ).
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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Eesh's penis defense attorney ()
Date: May 06, 2018 12:30PM

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: If it doesn't fit u must acquit ()
Date: May 06, 2018 12:35PM

Q:What type of strategy would Karen L use in eesh's penis defense case?


A: She would use the OJ defense: if eesh's penis is too small to fit, you must acquit! Lol

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: miz babbling again ()
Date: May 06, 2018 01:42PM

limp dick pedo

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Miz is not in the contest ()
Date: May 06, 2018 02:39PM

William, we've seen the pics of your penis that Lizzie posted, and it looked pretty damn tiny. However you don't have anything to worry about because no one apart from Sharon and your felon butt buddy Kriss will ever see it.

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Welliam WellEndowed Esq ()
Date: May 06, 2018 09:00PM

Asking for a friend Wrote:
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> One that's just as good as eesh's, or do you think
> you can hook me up, Michaelle, or are you
> representing yourself pro se in this matter as
> well?


I am a very experienced attorney, who has been blessed with quite an endowment. Fear not, Michael, I can represent you well against these allegations, even though they are true. I will not steer you wrong like the Liesers did the Moronos, because of their shortcomings.

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: The Lieser Penis Defense Team ()
Date: May 07, 2018 10:36AM

https://nypost.com/2018/05/02/jurors-sick-of-hearing-about-prison-guards-huge-stinky-penis/

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: The Lieser Penis Defense Team ()
Date: May 07, 2018 11:10AM

Hi Michael Wrote:
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> Hi William! Wrote:
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> > Go snort some rogaine, baldy
>
>
> Go add four inches to your penis so you can catch
> up to the rest of the average world...
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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Miz is spazzing ()
Date: May 07, 2018 11:31AM

He loves cock

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Re: Looking for a good penis defense attorney...
Posted by: Pedo with 2" fully erect ()
Date: May 07, 2018 11:44AM

Miz is spazzing Wrote:
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> He loves cock


Yes he is and yes he does.

Anyone that obsessed with another man's penis has to be a fag.

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