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What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: George Hahn ()
Date: December 15, 2017 09:35AM

I was a big fan of Crabtree & evelyn's Sienna cologne up until they discontinued it in the early 2010's. I've also worn Pierre Cardin since I was a teenager in the 80's. Great scent. I also like Cool Water and just about anything Calvin Klein.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: The Smell of Success ()
Date: December 15, 2017 09:56AM

nothing but the best for me
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 15, 2017 10:08AM

Only spics and arabs still wear cologne.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Mike_Hunt ()
Date: December 15, 2017 10:14AM

Cologne... Hmmm, I've put on a few splashes of Ralph Lauren's 'Polo' over the past few decades... (my bottle is so old that it's probably now just 'alcohol'.

Has anyone else noticed that "Mennen" speed-stick NO LONGER has the word 'Mennen' as the title on their label ???

I'm just guessing ... maybe cunt-licking Ellen has stock in the company and has forced them to drop any 'association' with the word 'men', because she (err: 'it') finds that to be offensive ?
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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Bijan wears lead cologne ()
Date: December 15, 2017 10:15AM

Bijan was wearing soooo much cologne, like most sand niggers, that the park police thought he had a chemical weapon when they lit his hairy assss up!!

Whomp whomp

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: _Tarlton_ ()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:41PM

Spice Bomb is pretty good.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:49PM

I spit tobacco juice in a Windex bottle and spray it all over myself every morning.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: pootang free pootawn ()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:49PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Only spics and arabs still wear cologne.


You're a peasant, and peasants don't wear cologne anyways.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: mr manly axe ()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:50PM

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this is good until you find out the chemicals chinese used to make it "in bulk" are toxic, random, and mostly: undocumented

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:53PM

pootang free pootawn Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > Only spics and arabs still wear cologne.
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> You're a peasant, and peasants don't wear cologne
> anyways.

"Ralph Pootawn" is an FCPS High School student who spends all of his time playing second life and trolling this site when he could be using it to look for a job.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:55PM

mr manly axe Wrote:
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> this is good until you find out the chemicals
> chinese used to make it "in bulk" are toxic,
> random, and mostly: undocumented

LOL...wanna hear something funny? I've got that exact same body wash.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: lo5er ()
Date: December 15, 2017 12:59PM

peep Wrote:
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> mr manly axe Wrote:
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> src=https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images
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> >
> > this is good until you find out the chemicals
> > chinese used to make it "in bulk" are toxic,
> > random, and mostly: undocumented
>
> LOL...wanna hear something funny? I've got that
> exact same body wash.




no wonder ur still a virgin

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: December 15, 2017 01:00PM

Tell that to lizzie.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Lizzie the mandyke ()
Date: December 15, 2017 01:08PM

peep Wrote:
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> Tell that to lizzie.


I'd bet money that not only did lizzie wear cologne before she got locked up, but she probably used Axe bodywash herself.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Ravi Raghead ()
Date: December 15, 2017 01:57PM

BO and Curry

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 15, 2017 06:58PM

Aqua Velva, it covers the smell of cannabis.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:00PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Aqua Velva, it covers the smell of cannabis.


After I smoke pot, I just have a cigarette to mask the smell.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Donnie Iris ()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:01PM

Does Meade Skelton were cologne? If so, what is his brand?

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Gerry uses... ()
Date: December 15, 2017 07:24PM

Chanel #2

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Eesh the panty boy.. ()
Date: December 16, 2017 03:00AM

Wears Liz Claiborne

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: The one and only ()
Date: December 16, 2017 05:27AM

I've pulled lots of gash with Drakkar Noir.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Old soul ()
Date: December 16, 2017 12:07PM

Donnie Iris Wrote:
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> Does Meade Skelton were cologne? If so, what is
> his brand?


Probably his grandfathers unfinished bottle of 1960’s barbasol after shave. Or maybe clubman.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Uber Muzzie ()
Date: December 16, 2017 04:15PM

Drakkar - get it in the 5 gal container at Costco.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: HVW4X ()
Date: December 16, 2017 04:20PM

_Tarlton_ Wrote:
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> Spice Bomb is pretty good.


Is that the same kind Uncle Bannister wore?

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: Trump cologne! LOL! ()
Date: December 16, 2017 04:24PM

The Smell of Success Wrote:
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> nothing but the best for me


Smells like the kind of shit old people buy for their preteen grandkids - the kind that comes in a bottle shaped like a car, or a locomotive, or a fire truck.

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Re: What cologne do you wear?
Posted by: 3xmtk ()
Date: December 16, 2017 04:47PM

> LOL...wanna hear something funny? I've got that
> exact same body wash.

i could have guessed. it's cheap, in every store, heavily marketed, and even often gifted on x-mas. aggressive sales do work!

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