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December Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:15PM

Its like 3:14pm and the sun is already setting

 

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:27PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Its like 3:14pm and the sun is already setting

In one week the days will start getting longer again.

Hey!

I've got an idea!

Let's have a celebration every year in honor of longer days a-coming!

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:34PM

YAY for longer days!

 

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: HEY FRISKYDINGO ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:48PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> YAY for longer days!


DO YOU LIKE WHEN MEADE SKELTON SINGS "THE BEAN COMPONENT"?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:54PM

tell me about it.... it's like, it's 4 o'clock, getting dark out, yet an inappropriate hour to drink.


smh

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:55PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Its like 3:14pm and the sun is already setting


There are some positives.......

I'm pouring my evening glass of wine in the afternoon and enjoying my Christmas lights.

I decorated this tree all by myself. It took hours, but isn't it pretty?


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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Big Jimm ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:58PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I'm pouring my evening glass of wine in the
> afternoon and enjoying my Christmas lights.




you really need to get a life and stop being a tool

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: sam vest ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:58PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I decorated this tree all by myself. It took
> hours, but isn't it pretty?


sam vest approves

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:59PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> tell me about it.... it's like, it's 4 o'clock,
> getting dark out, yet an inappropriate hour to
> drink.
>
>
> smh


Adopt my policy.

When the sun goes down anything is appropriate.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:02PM

Alias,


Who did you steal that iPad from?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: friskydngo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:02PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Adopt my policy.
>
> When the sun goes down anything is appropriate.


Get naked. I'm comming over.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:05PM

friskydngo Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Adopt my policy.
> >
> > When the sun goes down anything is appropriate.
>
>
> Get naked. I'm comming over.


what a faggot... anybody who's anybody knows Alias has gigantic beaver cleaver

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: frskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:05PM

friskydngo Wrote:
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>
>
> Get naked. I'm comming over.


You spellt coming wrong.

Superbad-1-2.gif

cumming.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Ben Roflzburger ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:06PM

frskydingo Wrote:
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> You spellt coming wrong.
>
> src=/image/recent/kati
> elynn1117/Superbad-1-2.gif>
>
> cumming.


u embedded image wrong noob

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:23PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> anybody who's anybody knows Alias
> has gigantic beaver cleaver



as if you've ever seen a naked woman...

you can't even fix a cocktail.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 04:57PM

Alias thinks fixing Mimosas are living the high life.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: oscar ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:03PM

Alias Wrote:
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> as if you've ever seen a naked woman...
>
> you can't even fix a cocktail.


hey girl, i can make a mean tequila sunrise

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias thinks fixing Mimosas are living the high
> life.


Mimosas are just an AM excuse to get hammered

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:16PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias,
>
>
> Who did you steal that iPad from?


A guy in Starbucks drinking a Tazo Iced Chai Tea Latte.

I picked up his iPad and calmly walked out the door.

I could have stolen anything from this guy...

Maybe I'll go back and grab his iPhone.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:17PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias thinks fixing Mimosas are living the high
> > life.
>
>
> Mimosas are just an AM excuse to get hammered





Alias is such a lush.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:23PM

Fuck mimosas, I'm gonna make a blunt with several marijuanas.

Dinner is gonna be fantastic.

 

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:24PM

frisky,



Do you have a bridge piercing?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: blue velvet ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:25PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Fuck mimosas, I'm gonna make a blunt with several
> marijuanas.
>
> Dinner is gonna be fantastic.


Fuck that shit!! Pabst.. Blue.. Ribbon!!!!

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias thinks fixing Mimosas are living the high
> life.


I loved Mimosas, eesh.

How did you know this?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> frisky,
>
>
>
> Do you have a bridge piercing?



nahhh, I don't.

 

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:27PM

correction:

I love them still.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:29PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Fuck mimosas, I'm gonna make a blunt with several
> marijuanas.
>
> Dinner is gonna be fantastic.


....... my best friend overdosed on marijuana. It wasn't pretty. Devastated his parents.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:44PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> I loved Mimosas, eesh.
>




Why can't you drink Mimosas now?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:49PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck mimosas, I'm gonna make a blunt with
> several
> > marijuanas.
> >
> > Dinner is gonna be fantastic.
>
>
> ....... my best friend overdosed on marijuana. It
> wasn't pretty. Devastated his parents.


I know someone who smoked some powerful pot that caused her to freak out..... almost like those people going crazy in those old anti-pot PSA's.

This person didn't run around screaming; she just lay down on the cold floor in the ladies' room until her friends found her.

Something was in that pot.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:50PM

You sound like my mother

 

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:51PM

Alias, have you ever been to Kulture?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:58PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> You sound like my mother


I sound like your mother?

Did that same thing happen to her?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 05:59PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, have you ever been to Kulture?

I walked in there once, just to look around.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: jailias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:04PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> You sound like my mother


Your mother is an angry, repressed bigot?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:08PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > I loved Mimosas, eesh.
> >
>
>
>
>
> Why can't you drink Mimosas now?

I can; I just can't edit my posts.

Part of my punishment for committing a crime I didn't commit.

Remember? You were the one who paid off the judge and stacked the jury.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:09PM

jailias Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> > You sound like my mother
>
>
> Your mother is an angry, repressed bigot?


jailias must be Numbers. He's mad at me.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:10PM

Alias, do you eat brunch at the Jefferson?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:12PM

Alias, have you ever had a McRib?

 

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:15PM

Alias, are you really KH?



There, i said it. Now we can all stop wondering.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:16PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, do you eat brunch at the Jefferson?


Yes, do you?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:17PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Alias, have you ever had a McRib?

What is a McRib?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:18PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> Alias, are you really KH?
>
>
>
> There, i said it. Now we can all stop wondering.


Who is KH?

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:19PM

I thought Alias was Gretchen

 

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:27PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I thought Alias was Gretchen


I thought you were Graymoose 1.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: calm down ()
Date: December 16, 2012 06:39PM

Alias Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> -----
> > I thought Alias was Gretchen
>
>
> I thought you were Graymoose 1.


if there one thing i do not like, i don't like the attack of the elitist.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 16, 2012 07:26PM

I keep getting sick. I hate December! I also hate having to wear a coat.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: UCalmDown ()
Date: December 16, 2012 07:52PM

calm down Wrote:
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> if there one thing i do not like, i don't like the
> attack of the elitist.

Ditto

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 08:48PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Alias, have you ever had a McRib?




She's had a McEesh, and she savored every minute of it.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 16, 2012 08:48PM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Alias, do you eat brunch at the Jefferson?
>
>
> Yes, do you?




One time many years ago.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 17, 2012 03:10AM

eesh Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> > Alias, have you ever had a McRib?
>
>
> She's had a McEesh, and she savored every minute
> of it.


She prefers foods free of the E. Coli bacterium.

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Re: December Sucks
Posted by: serial r8ter ()
Date: December 02, 2017 04:55PM

This thread sucks.

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