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28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
D'OHnald the Married Guy
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Date: November 18, 2017 10:43PM
Why doesn't she just naturally beg me to suck my dick at least once in a while?
I don't get it.
Seriously - WTF is up with this woman? She gorged on my my cock like a fiend while we were dating. Now - no at all.
I vigorously clean it twice in the shower every morning.
My mistress sucks it thru my pants but I won't go there.
Something is seriously wrong.
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I don't get it.
Seriously - WTF is up with this woman? She gorged on my my cock like a fiend while we were dating. Now - no at all.
I vigorously clean it twice in the shower every morning.
My mistress sucks it thru my pants but I won't go there.
Something is seriously wrong.
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Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Guesser of things
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Date: November 18, 2017 10:52PM
Let me guess; she's Jewish.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
wally
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Date: November 18, 2017 11:23PM
Maybe after 28 years she's not attracted to you anymore.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Ekoe
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Date: November 19, 2017 06:52AM
I been together with a girl 12 years, I don’t even wanna come home after work!
The less we’re around each other the better
The less we’re around each other the better
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Gawd Awful Stylist
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Date: November 19, 2017 07:39AM
That woman in the 2nd row looks just like the cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz,
Who does her hair?
Who does her hair?
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
You must be flexable
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Date: November 19, 2017 10:00AM
"Why doesn't she just naturally beg me to suck my dick"
You can SUCK YOUR OWN DICK??
Problem solved.
You can SUCK YOUR OWN DICK??
Problem solved.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Gerry the FFXU punching bag
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Date: November 19, 2017 10:02AM
Hey, at least you're not Gerry. He'll never ever touch a woman unless it's against their will like all libtards do
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
seen this before
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Date: November 19, 2017 10:22AM
bet she sucks her boyfriends dick
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
b/c you're a pussy
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Date: November 19, 2017 11:55AM
It's because she knows you're a giant fucking pussy. Seriously, you whine like a bitch about Trump all day every day. You think any woman is attracted to a whiney bitch like that. She's ashamed to be married yo you.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
GerryTardin'
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Date: November 19, 2017 11:58AM
b/c you're a pussy Wrote:
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> It's because she knows you're a giant fucking
> pussy. Seriously, you whine like a bitch about
> Trump all day every day. You think any woman is
> attracted to a whiney bitch like that. She's
> ashamed to be married yo you.
Agreed. Instead of bitching and whining, why not leave the marriage? If things like BJs have gone stagnant, chances are there are other components in the marriage that have too. Might just be better to start over and have a better 2nd half of one's life.
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> It's because she knows you're a giant fucking
> pussy. Seriously, you whine like a bitch about
> Trump all day every day. You think any woman is
> attracted to a whiney bitch like that. She's
> ashamed to be married yo you.
Agreed. Instead of bitching and whining, why not leave the marriage? If things like BJs have gone stagnant, chances are there are other components in the marriage that have too. Might just be better to start over and have a better 2nd half of one's life.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
whiney bitches get no action
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Date: November 19, 2017 12:03PM
GerryTardin' Wrote:
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> b/c you're a pussy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's because she knows you're a giant fucking
> > pussy. Seriously, you whine like a bitch about
> > Trump all day every day. You think any woman is
> > attracted to a whiney bitch like that. She's
> > ashamed to be married yo you.
>
> Agreed. Instead of bitching and whining, why not
> leave the marriage? If things like BJs have gone
> stagnant, chances are there are other components
> in the marriage that have too. Might just be
> better to start over and have a better 2nd half of
> one's life.
One problem with that notion. Most women don't fuck whiney bitches. He's on a path to celibacy.
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> b/c you're a pussy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's because she knows you're a giant fucking
> > pussy. Seriously, you whine like a bitch about
> > Trump all day every day. You think any woman is
> > attracted to a whiney bitch like that. She's
> > ashamed to be married yo you.
>
> Agreed. Instead of bitching and whining, why not
> leave the marriage? If things like BJs have gone
> stagnant, chances are there are other components
> in the marriage that have too. Might just be
> better to start over and have a better 2nd half of
> one's life.
One problem with that notion. Most women don't fuck whiney bitches. He's on a path to celibacy.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Jealous
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Date: November 19, 2017 12:09PM
OP this is pretty normal. Once they get the paper making it legal and have rights to everything you own, the BJs come to an end. Better find a nice escort.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
FFXU playa
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Date: November 19, 2017 12:17PM
GerryTardin' Wrote:
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> b/c you're a pussy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's because she knows you're a giant fucking
> > pussy. Seriously, you whine like a bitch about
> > Trump all day every day. You think any woman is
> > attracted to a whiney bitch like that. She's
> > ashamed to be married yo you.
>
> Agreed. Instead of bitching and whining, why not
> leave the marriage? If things like BJs have gone
> stagnant, chances are there are other components
> in the marriage that have too. Might just be
> better to start over and have a better 2nd half of
> one's life.
I agree. I've been married twice and divorced twice. I have a girlfriend who's 20+ years younger than me, I'm later 40's, and she loves sucking and fucking. Forget whores and feeling guilty for cheating just leave her.
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> b/c you're a pussy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's because she knows you're a giant fucking
> > pussy. Seriously, you whine like a bitch about
> > Trump all day every day. You think any woman is
> > attracted to a whiney bitch like that. She's
> > ashamed to be married yo you.
>
> Agreed. Instead of bitching and whining, why not
> leave the marriage? If things like BJs have gone
> stagnant, chances are there are other components
> in the marriage that have too. Might just be
> better to start over and have a better 2nd half of
> one's life.
I agree. I've been married twice and divorced twice. I have a girlfriend who's 20+ years younger than me, I'm later 40's, and she loves sucking and fucking. Forget whores and feeling guilty for cheating just leave her.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
for some it is
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Date: November 19, 2017 12:20PM
Jealous Wrote:
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> OP this is pretty normal. Once they get the paper
> making it legal and have rights to everything you
> own, the BJs come to an end. Better find a nice
> escort.
It's normal if you're a beta bitch.
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> OP this is pretty normal. Once they get the paper
> making it legal and have rights to everything you
> own, the BJs come to an end. Better find a nice
> escort.
It's normal if you're a beta bitch.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Courage
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Date: November 19, 2017 03:52PM
Gawd Awful Stylist Wrote:
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> That woman in the 2nd row looks just like the
> cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz,
>
> Who does her hair?
LOL!!! yes spot on!! LOL.
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> That woman in the 2nd row looks just like the
> cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz,
>
> Who does her hair?
LOL!!! yes spot on!! LOL.
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Sweet boy
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Date: November 19, 2017 03:55PM
Guy in third row with blue shirt really likes what he sees YUM!
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
GerryTardin'
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Date: November 19, 2017 05:20PM
Sweet boy Wrote:
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> Guy in third row with blue shirt really likes what
> he sees YUM!
I saw that too. He looks like he's trying to concentrate and make a huge decision. Meanwhile, the ladies are so repulsed and looking away or closing their eyes.
Could the naked guy be that repulsive looking from the front for so many ladies to look away? Or, do you think they're all carpet munchers and not into dudes?
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> Guy in third row with blue shirt really likes what
> he sees YUM!
I saw that too. He looks like he's trying to concentrate and make a huge decision. Meanwhile, the ladies are so repulsed and looking away or closing their eyes.
Could the naked guy be that repulsive looking from the front for so many ladies to look away? Or, do you think they're all carpet munchers and not into dudes?
Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
D'OHnald the Married Guy
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Date: November 19, 2017 06:37PM
Pretty sure the Seattle Mariners fan standing up flailing his hands is autistic or a TrumpTard.
Check it out.
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Check it out.
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Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
GerryTardin'
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Date: November 19, 2017 06:40PM
D'OHnald the Married Guy Wrote:
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> Pretty sure the Seattle Mariners fan standing up
> flailing his hands is autistic or a TrumpTard.
>
> Check it out.
Are you sure this guy isn't your gay lover?
^
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> Pretty sure the Seattle Mariners fan standing up
> flailing his hands is autistic or a TrumpTard.
>
> Check it out.
Are you sure this guy isn't your gay lover?
^
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Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
Photo Analyst
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Date: November 19, 2017 06:58PM
Do you think the women losing their shit would vote for Donald Trump or Roy Moore if they had to make a choice?
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Re: 28 Years of Marriage - Gotta Beg for a Blowjob
Posted by:
beggerboy
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Date: November 19, 2017 10:49PM
Stop eating her pussy or have you tried talking to her about it. Trump calls it "The art of the deal."
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