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Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:43PM

some things men can do instantly turn them into fags. Here is a list of some Instant Fag things:

1.watching an episode of Glee
2.eating quiche
3.knowing how to make a quiche
4.knowing how to spell "quiche"
5.fucking your dad in the ass
6.wearing skinny jeans
7.owning any music by Fleetwood Mac
8.watching an episode of Caroline in the City
9.wearing thick frames without lenses
10.sucking your dad's dick
11.being familiar with the actress Gretchen Moll
12.watching any kind of sporting event on television or in person
13.being Registered Voter. He's a secret gay guy. His wife has no idea he goes out at night and sucks off dicks.
14.exercising
15.letting your dad suck your dick sometimes
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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:45PM

nothing?

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: devil's johnson ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:46PM

Quiche is delicious. Sports are awesome, douchebag. Otherwise, dead on.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:49PM

Knitting

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:50PM

...ive never actually seen a man knitting, but if I did im sure I'd think to myself "fag!"

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:51PM

devil's johnson Wrote:
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> Quiche is delicious. Sports are awesome,
> douchebag. Otherwise, dead on.


you like watching big, sweaty, handsome men wrestle each other for balls and wear tight pants. Who's gay.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:53PM

Using the word "frolic"... stuffing your do do hole with lawn darts... Give a good game spanking... Drink apple martinis.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:53PM

fyi that is a to-do list.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:57PM

where's Devil's Reject? I thought she was coming back to NOVA tonight for a big Halloween party?

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: (o)|(o) ()
Date: October 31, 2011 09:58PM

Srsly?

Panties in the butt hut


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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:28PM

Sucking your dad's dick doesn't make you a fag. I makes you a good boy.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:34PM

poopstick Wrote:
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> Sucking your dad's dick doesn't make you a fag. I
> makes you a good boy.


right, it only makes you gay if he sucks your dick

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:39PM

I'm really lonely right now. Can anyone help me? I'm really really lonely and I can't take it. Please...

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:41PM

eating a bag of Reesee's peanut butter cups all by myself...in the dark. I'm so sad I could cry.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:46PM

sad-woman-eating-chocolate.jpg

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:46PM

Joining the NRA. Obviously an attempt at over-compensation.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:48PM

owning/wearing a seasonal sweater..... for any raisin.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:50PM

if you want my number, you can call me. ?As long as you tlak to me for a while.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: October 31, 2011 10:51PM

Asking your wife/girlfriend to perform any kind of ass play on you. No way you should be getting your salad tossed or a finger up your ass during the act.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 31, 2011 11:00PM

Going to MVC with your girlfriend and picking out a strap on for her to bang you in the ass with.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: October 31, 2011 11:04PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Asking your wife/girlfriend to perform any kind of
> ass play on you. No way you should be getting your
> salad tossed or a finger up your ass during the
> act.


See, I have to disagree. You can be a straight man and like some up the ass play. Salad tossing or a strap on is definitely gay, but what's wrong with a female's finger? It's a physiological thing that a guy would get off on that. Apparently having your prostate massaged feels good, and you access the prostate through the butthole. Remember that scene in that movie Road Trip with the Stifler guy from American Pie?

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 31, 2011 11:08PM

That's where poop comes out.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 31, 2011 11:09PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 06:00PM by Alias.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: October 31, 2011 11:10PM

Beautiful handiwork!

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 13, 2011 02:39PM

Mr. Orgasm bump

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mister Follow-Follow ()
Date: March 26, 2012 02:12AM

any instant fag things to ad?

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 26, 2012 07:11PM

Mister Follow-Follow Wrote:
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> any instant fag things to ad?


Yes. If you come back to FFXU posting under the name Mister Follow-Follow, you are an instant fag. GTFO.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: March 26, 2012 07:15PM

496 Wrote:
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> Mister Follow-Follow Wrote:
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> > any instant fag things to ad?
>
>
> Yes. If you come back to FFXU posting under ANY
> name, you are an instant fag.
> GTFO.


Fixed it for you.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 26, 2012 07:25PM

I like quiche and watching and attending sporting events, but I also enjoy poontang.

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My Favorite Things
Posted by: Julie Andrews ()
Date: March 26, 2012 07:30PM

Owning every record by Julie Andrews, Judy Garland, Liza Minelli, Celine Dion, or name your own diva.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 26, 2012 07:32PM

wearing skull caps/knitted hats in the spring/summer like the new "fad"

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: fanintheran2 ()
Date: March 26, 2012 07:54PM

I agree with everything, except for Gretchen Mol.
She is hot!


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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mister Follow-Follow ()
Date: March 26, 2012 09:08PM

I don't care what you guys say, but to me, personally--a heterosexual male man, who enjoys the company of women, in the biblical sense, sexually speaking------I kind of agree with the OP that sucking your dad's dick is a little bit of a faggy thing to have happen..to your dick.
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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Lisp-free forever ()
Date: March 26, 2012 10:05PM

Instant Gay Accent


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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Mister Follow-Follow ()
Date: March 26, 2012 11:21PM

Gretchen Mole has the body of a flapper. Not hot. Pretty ass face, but shitty tits.

in my opinion.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: March 27, 2012 10:39AM

Sure, but I'd still ram it in her hole, if you know what Im sayin'

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Not sure ()
Date: March 27, 2012 11:21AM

Oh my god I have done everyone of those things does that mean I am GAY! I hope so...

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: bumperman ()
Date: September 19, 2017 07:11PM

resurrect

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Child!sh Bambin0 ()
Date: September 19, 2017 08:21PM

Being white or voting for Trump.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Dems are Cucks ()
Date: September 19, 2017 08:28PM

Anyone who supports Antifa is a beta male cuck fag. Antifa = gays + illegal immigrants

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: admiring Putin ()
Date: September 19, 2017 09:19PM

for his 'manliness'.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: Great stuff Miz... ()
Date: September 20, 2017 12:19PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> some things men can do instantly turn them into
> fags. Here is a list of some Instant Fag things:
>
> 1.watching an episode of Glee
> 2.eating quiche
> 3.knowing how to make a quiche
> 4.knowing how to spell "quiche"
> 5.fucking your dad in the ass
> 6.wearing skinny jeans
> 7.owning any music by Fleetwood Mac
> 8.watching an episode of Caroline in the City
> 9.wearing thick frames without lenses
> 10.sucking your dad's dick
> 11.being familiar with the actress Gretchen Moll
> 12.watching any kind of sporting event on
> television or in person
> 13.being Registered Voter. He's a secret gay guy.
> His wife has no idea he goes out at night and
> sucks off dicks.
> 14.exercising
> 15.letting your dad suck your dick sometimes
> /

...another sparkling insight to you deprivation. You should be locked the fuck up.

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: #1 ()
Date: September 20, 2017 01:38PM

Being eesh

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Re: Instant Fag things
Posted by: I am the Eggman ()
Date: September 20, 2017 02:02PM

Have you figured it out yet, Miz?

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