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This happened when I was single and had another guy that shared an apartment with me.
He had to work on a Saturday. I bought a pork roast. Half cooked it in the oven, cut a slit in it and let it cool down a bit. I fucked it and pumped my cum in it several times. I put it back into the oven and cooked it the rest of the way. Took it out and put it on top of the stove to let it cool off. Went to take a shower. Came out of the bathroom to find that my roommate was home and he was already eating the roast! He said that it tasted great! I'm not gay and as far as I know neither was he.
Bros, i like it when Brandt sticks his cock in a gourd, then sticks that gourd in my ass. The nubs on the gourd rub my asshole in an extra special way. You wish your bf was as hot as Brandt. He rules my stool.
Fucked up, but true Wrote:
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> This happened when I was single and had another
> guy that shared an apartment with me.
>
> He had to work on a Saturday. I bought a pork
> roast. Half cooked it in the oven, cut a slit in
> it and let it cool down a bit. I fucked it and
> pumped my cum in it several times. I put it back
> into the oven and cooked it the rest of the way.
> Took it out and put it on top of the stove to let
> it cool off. Went to take a shower. Came out of
> the bathroom to find that my roommate was home and
> he was already eating the roast! He said that it
> tasted great! I'm not gay and as far as I know
> neither was he.
I just wish that I never came home and ate my roommate's pork roast!