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Lonely and alone or Good guys vs Bad boyz
Posted by: VoteStrike ()
Date: May 15, 2017 10:48AM

Q.) Why is it that the total douch bags always get the girls, and us nice guys always end up alone? it just is not fucking fair...

Someone else's reply: Actually no girl want those douchbag. Not smart girl anyway.I think the douchbag act like a good guys at first and by the time girls realize it.They can't get rid of them lol

A.) You're both wrong. Humans secrete hormones that cause the opposite sex to become infatuated. This infatuation is confused with love. By the time you figure out they are jerks is when the hormone wears off. The truth is they were always jerks. Good guys can't get laid because they stopped producing that hormone and are not as good as they think they are. They think they are a great catch yet no one's with them and instead of realizing their beliefs are wrong they blame the opposite sex. Try self improvement and you will give out so much of that hormone you will have women begging you for dates. But because you already think you are a great catch, self improvement is out of the question which keeps good guys lonely and miserable which is an even bigger turn off to anyone and everyone. Creating an endless cycle of despair and hopelessness. I have the cure but it will cost you because I've already said too much.

Just kidding, everything I do is free because I do not need to eat or pay rent or any other bills. Self improvement begins here...

How to be a man
http://www.copsrcorrupt.com/the-game.html

and

The Clitoris Revealed
http://www.copsrcorrupt.com/clitoris---revealed-.html

and

10 Rules to the GAME
http://www.copsrcorrupt.com/rulz-10-rules-to-the-game-.html

As far as good guys go put yourself in a girls shoes for one second. You have two guys standing in front of you. One guys hair is short and neat and he's wearing a sweater and Dockers, he's also holding a box of chocolates and a dozen roses. The other guys hair is long and un kept, he's wearing a t-shirt and an old pair of jeans, he's siting on a motorcycle with a cigarette in one hand and scratching his ass with the other. As a girl do you want Mr. boring and predictable or something exciting and spontaneous? Quick, your choice. Good guys always lose. Make a donation so I can afford to keep writing and maybe I'll tell you how to get a different girl every day of the week or just how to make one girl really happy. Donate now, I'm starving over here. And I can't rely on your wife to feed me all the time.

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