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My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 18, 2010 07:14PM

....watching me eat. Should I give her some? Steak and broccoli.
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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 18, 2010 08:11PM

Not at the table but, Yes, but she has ppb nose.. No beer for her

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 18, 2010 08:12PM

You should always feed your pussy some meat.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 18, 2010 08:43PM

My cat......
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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 18, 2010 09:06PM

here's my kitty:
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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 18, 2010 11:51PM

Here's my cat when she's mad:



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 19, 2010 01:33AM

My cat.
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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 19, 2010 01:36AM

Alias Wrote:
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> My cat.


oh alias, your kitty is almost as long as your foot.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 19, 2010 01:42AM

she alwasy wants to sit on my lap, no matter whoat I'm doing. I try to tell; her I'm busy, but thshe wont listen.....she pjumps up on my laps anyway. What whousld I do?

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 19, 2010 02:00AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> she alwasy wants to sit on my lap, no matter whoat
> I'm doing. I try to tell; her I'm busy, but thshe
> wont listen.....she pjumps up on my laps anyway.
> What whousld I do?

that's what cats do, Mr. Misery.
curl up with her.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 19, 2010 08:38PM

just gave her some Fancy Feast.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: just sayin' ()
Date: November 19, 2010 08:45PM

6X Wrote:
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> My cat......


dirty window sill

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:01PM

just sayin' Wrote:
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Paid for.. Ha Ha

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: just sayin' ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:03PM

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> Paid for.. Ha Ha


i see. inherited from your grandmama

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:06PM

6X Wrote:
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> My cat......




That cat looks neglected, just like the rest of the house.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> That cat looks neglected, just like the rest of
> the house.


No, She is in charge. If we ignore her she will attack us. She is one bad ass cat.
She will take on a junk yard dog. She is from Baltimore.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:38PM

6X Wrote:
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> > That cat looks neglected, just like the rest of
> > the house.
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>
> No, She is in charge. If we ignore her she will
> attack us. She is one bad ass cat.
> She will take on a junk yard dog. She is from
> Baltimore.


So, what's with the house?

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Conie's Former Husband ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:43PM

I kicked my haggard wife on the streets because she kept the house looking like that derelict home in 6X's photo. "You can take the girl out of the trailer park but not the trailer park out of the girl", my mom used to warn me.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:48PM

where did all these trolls come from?
did someone leave the door open again?

where's my fucking spray . . . .

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 19, 2010 09:49PM

Conie's Former Husband Wrote:
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> I kicked my haggard wife on the streets because
> she kept the house looking like that derelict home
> in 6X's photo. "You can take the girl out of the
> trailer park but not the trailer park out of the
> girl", my mom used to warn me.


Fuck you eesh!!

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 19, 2010 10:15PM

Conie Wrote:
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> > > the house.
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> > No, She is in charge. If we ignore her she will
> > attack us. She is one bad ass cat.
> > She will take on a junk yard dog. She is from
> > Baltimore.
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>
> So, what's with the house?


Thats an old pic. before I painted & Your not getting any oysters.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 19, 2010 10:54PM

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> > > > the house.
> > >
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> > > No, She is in charge. If we ignore her she
> will
> > > attack us. She is one bad ass cat.
> > > She will take on a junk yard dog. She is from
> > > Baltimore.
> >
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> > So, what's with the house?
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> Thats an old pic. before I painted & Your not
> getting any oysters.


Oh, come on 6X!...i want oysters!

And what the hell kind of a name is 6X anyway??

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 19, 2010 11:05PM

Who the hell are all you Trolls tonight? I mean you Troll who keeps registering.

Apparently you registered tonight becuz when i click on your name there is a retarded e-mail address for each of your registered names.

Retardo

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 19, 2010 11:45PM

.

"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 05:04AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 20, 2010 01:36AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> No one else said it, so I will...
>
> It's better for your cat to be licking her lips
> than for you to be licking her lips.
>
> Unless, of course, that's what you're into. It's
> not my job to judge.

naw, chuckie, we're just friends now. It's cool.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 20, 2010 12:51PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Oh, come on 6X!...i want oysters!
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> And what the hell kind of a name is 6X anyway??


6X is scanner code for intoxicated

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 20, 2010 07:12PM

6X Wrote:
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> > And what the hell kind of a name is 6X anyway??
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> 6X is scanner code for intoxicated



Oh crap, now I need some lemons, hot sauce, cocktail sauce, horseradish.....
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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 20, 2010 07:16PM

EWWW...not raw oysters!!

Raw oysters look and taste like snot!

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 20, 2010 07:18PM

6X Wrote:
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> > > Oh, come on 6X!...i want oysters!
> > >
> > > And what the hell kind of a name is 6X
> anyway??
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> >
> > 6X is scanner code for intoxicated
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>
>
> Oh crap, now I need some lemons, hot sauce,
> cocktail sauce, horseradish.....


i have all the fixins, drunk.
i'm on my way.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: conie's son is a fag ()
Date: November 20, 2010 07:18PM

Conie Wrote:
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> EWWW...not raw oysters!!
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> Raw oysters look and taste like snot!





"taste like snot" your son said the same thing when he got bicurious and tasted cum for the first time

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 20, 2010 07:24PM

conie's son is a fag Wrote:
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> > EWWW...not raw oysters!!
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> > Raw oysters look and taste like snot!
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> Go back to lebanon Eli
>
> "taste like snot" your son said the same thing
> when he got bicurious and tasted cum for the first
> time

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 20, 2010 11:19PM

as i scrolled through this thread hastily, i saw a drawing of a cat, some real cats, and oysters on a half shell. this only tells me one thing. mizo, whens the next FfxU graphic novel edetion pepisode coming out???@!

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 20, 2010 11:44PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> as i scrolled through this thread hastily, i saw a
> drawing of a cat, some real cats, and oysters on a
> half shell. this only tells me one thing. mizo,
> whens the next FfxU graphic novel edetion pepisode
> coming out???@!

We FFXU novel of our cats.
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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 21, 2010 01:52AM

she's sitting in my lap right now. She always wants to sit in my lap. There's no changing her mind---when she wants to sit in my lap, by god, that's what she's going to do!

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 21, 2010 02:33PM

she's lying in my lap again. I don't want to get up because she seems to be fast asleep and I don't want to disturb her.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: teri ()
Date: November 29, 2010 06:20PM

cats are kewl

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Date: November 29, 2010 06:38PM

You think cats are kewl now, you should see how kewl cats
look hanging and squirming @ the end of a noose.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: November 29, 2010 06:46PM

I can Haz ChezBurgerZ Now?

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: November 29, 2010 07:50PM

R-r-r-r-r ROWWWWWwwwwww Wrote:
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> You think cats are kewl now, you should see how
> kewl cats
> look hanging and squirming @ the end of a noose.

Where are you @. I believe in an Eye for an Eye.
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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: November 29, 2010 07:53PM

datz sum strayng frewt

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 02, 2010 11:31PM

got back from the morgue, went through the Taco Bell/KFC combo drive-thru and got me some chicken and tacos. I just gave her some of my chicken. I have to give her little slivers of the chicken, because she can't swallow big pieces of food. She mostly likes Fancy Feast---the kind that comes in the pouches. She mostly licks up the gravy, that's her favorite part. But she needs to eat more protein in her diet, so I always give her some of my chicken whenever I eat chicken. She likes chicken.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Date: December 03, 2010 11:33AM

What about the skin?
Does she eat the skin?

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 03, 2010 11:34AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> got back from the morgue, went through the Taco
> Bell/KFC combo drive-thru and got me some chicken
> and tacos. I just gave her some of my chicken. I
> have to give her little slivers of the chicken,
> because she can't swallow big pieces of food. She
> mostly likes Fancy Feast---the kind that comes in
> the pouches. She mostly licks up the gravy, that's
> her favorite part. But she needs to eat more
> protein in her diet, so I always give her some of
> my chicken whenever I eat chicken. She likes
> chicken.

Awww, you lived.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2010 09:09PM

just gave her a fish fillet for dinner, broken up into little pieces so she can eat it easier. I'm going to give her her ear medicine later on, before I get ready for bed. Right now she's in my lap. We're watching The Good Guys, on FOX. She likes that show.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Got Floss ? ()
Date: December 03, 2010 09:45PM

Try hanging her with a noose made of dental floss.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 04, 2010 03:16AM

Got Floss ? Wrote:
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> Try hanging her with a noose made of dental floss.


Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. I'll kick your fucking ass if you talk about my cat like that again.

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: teri- ()
Date: December 04, 2010 03:47AM

don't let that idiot get you upset. some peoples lives are so void of friendship and love that they have to be assholes and pick on people just to have any sort of interaction with another human. it's really quite sad.


do you have any kewl nicknames for your cat?

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: March 17, 2016 08:49PM

R-r-r-r-r ROWWWWWwwwwww Wrote:
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> You think cats are kewl now, you should see how
> kewl cats
> look hanging and squirming @ the end of a noose.




Unfortunately, this did happen. :(

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Re: My cat is licking her lips....
Posted by: dJXmD ()
Date: April 03, 2017 04:39PM

dJXmD

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