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flight 370 jokes
Date: March 21, 2014 02:49AM

What do invisible man and flight 370 have in common? They both can't be found!

Flight 370 lost in "plane" sight!

This atheist is told by his friend that there is a physic in town charging people $20 to read there future and if her predictions don't come true she will give back double of what the person paid. The atheist does not believe any can see the future and predict a right out come. So he asks the physic if he will get a promotion at his job he knows his boss is a dick and won't give him one. She replies in two days he will get promoted. He laughed at the fact, but two days later he received his promotion. He was determine to stump her and came up with an idea he saw on the news. He went over to her place and asked her "where will flight 370 be found?" Before she even does a formal reading she gets into her purse and gives the guy his $40. She replies "not even I can see it."

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 21, 2014 02:57AM

Joke sucked, thanks for wasting my life.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Sonny Drysdale ()
Date: March 21, 2014 04:01AM

nope

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: dumb ass2 ()
Date: March 21, 2014 12:28PM

Mooshell Obama dropped trou because she heard they were looking for a black box.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Bossy. ()
Date: March 21, 2014 12:35PM

Flight attendant: "Coffee, tea, or salt water?"

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: morpheus Sagittarius ()
Date: March 21, 2014 03:54PM

Gerrymanderer2's post is as visible as flight 370.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: MAO SAY DUNG ()
Date: March 21, 2014 10:06PM

The missing plane landed on Michelle's but, then dissapeared into a black hole.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Fla sick ()
Date: March 24, 2014 08:51PM

Did you hear about the magician who made 239 people disappear? He brought all of them a ticket on MA Flight 370

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Rufus ()
Date: March 24, 2014 08:55PM

What could be a rainbow in disguise for MA flight 370? If any of the passengers were gay..

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Chucko ()
Date: March 24, 2014 08:59PM

How do we know black people weren't on MA 370? They haven't found an oil slick.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld ()
Date: April 05, 2014 08:57PM

Reservations are quickly disappearing. Call 1-800-YMI-LOST.
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld ()
Date: April 05, 2014 09:01PM

Most recent radar image looks promising.
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Jay Leno ()
Date: April 05, 2014 09:05PM

Good news.
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Bill Maher ()
Date: April 05, 2014 10:53PM

Pinpoint landing by the Malaysia Airlines pilot.
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: David Letterman ()
Date: April 05, 2014 10:56PM

Where is Ricardo Montalban and crew when you need him?
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 05, 2014 10:56PM

Thats an Airbus A380 in your graphics. Use a 777 or a Boeing plane at the least.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Bill Clinton ()
Date: April 06, 2014 09:54AM

Doing my best to find any young female survivors.
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Rapper Joe ()
Date: April 06, 2014 10:12AM

Whoops, there it is.....Whoops, there it is.
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Jay Leno ()
Date: April 06, 2014 11:06AM

Yeah, that really ruins the whole joke. Must be why I got booted by NBC.
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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: 370Joke1 ()
Date: April 08, 2014 10:43PM

Twin towers, Whats comes up, must come down


oh wait....wrong topic. my bad

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Rod Long ()
Date: April 10, 2014 11:09PM

Why is a Brits breath similar to MA flight 370? You can't see either, but something smells foul..

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 11, 2014 01:10AM

Someone asked me if they heard the ping pings. I told him all the ping pings are dead.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2014 01:10AM by Gerrymanderer2.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: MoreLiberalRacism ()
Date: April 11, 2014 09:56PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Someone asked me if they heard the ping pings. I
> told him all the ping pings are dead.

You're the biggest racist on FFXU and still preach like you have sone moral high ground. You are the prototypical liberal.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Bill Maher ()
Date: May 26, 2014 08:16PM

Tried to book a flight today on Malaysia Airlines but their switchboard was flooded. FAA released the names of the pilots today-----Noh Ping Ping and Suh Me Now.What do Donald Sterling and Flight 370 have in common----they both wish they could recover their recordings.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 26, 2014 08:20PM

It shouldn't be Malaysian Airlines, it should be Maydaysian Airlines.

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Re: flight 370 jokes
Posted by: mark j ()
Date: May 26, 2014 09:41PM

I enjoy Gerrry 2.....

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