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What is your all time jerkoff speed?
Posted by: sonic jerker ()
Date: February 27, 2017 12:56PM

My personal best is 5:16 seconds. I am trying to get it down to under three seconds. Ideally, I try to stockpile at least two weeks worth of jizz, because it allows for quicker release, but sometimes it is too painful to wait that long. What is your record?

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Re: What is your all time jerkoff speed?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: February 27, 2017 01:10PM

I never have since I am a moral human being

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Re: What is your all time jerkoff speed?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 27, 2017 01:21PM

I seem to remember some rapid ejaculations in the past, yes. When you're young, it doesn't take much to make your putter sputter.

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Re: What is your all time jerkoff speed?
Posted by: DtwEW ()
Date: February 27, 2017 02:59PM

sonic jerker Wrote:
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> My personal best is 5:16 seconds. I am trying to
> get it down to under three seconds. Ideally, I try
> to stockpile at least two weeks worth of jizz,
> because it allows for quicker release, but
> sometimes it is too painful to wait that long.
> What is your record?

It takes me a lot longer than that just to get it hard.

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Re: What is your all time jerkoff speed?
Posted by: Fox News. ()
Date: February 27, 2017 06:24PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> I never have since I am a moral human being

Except for my fantasies about blowing Peekza until he sprays his hot juices all over my face.

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Re: What is your all time jerkoff speed?
Posted by: William Moreno, Anal Catcher ()
Date: February 27, 2017 07:49PM

Once came in 4 seconds to my mom.

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