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William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: lonely on a Thursday ()
Date: January 26, 2017 08:57AM

Well I've come across lingerie pictures of your anal-sex loving mommy. She looks kinda hot. So I was wondering if I could fap to your mommy? I just get so turned on fantasizing about meeting her at a Buddy Holly concert, telling each other how swell we look, and then taking her out back to the parking lot and banging her in the back of my 57 Chevy. If that's cool with you just me know k? Thanks!

If not your mommy, how about your sister Joanna?

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: doosh ()
Date: January 26, 2017 09:01AM

ey can I jump on that too man? I wanna shit on her stomach and wipe my ass with her hair

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: the donald ()
Date: January 26, 2017 09:05AM

doosh Wrote:
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> ey can I jump on that too man? I wanna shit on her
> stomach and wipe my ass with her hair



Will she give me a golden shower?

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: doosh ()
Date: January 26, 2017 09:58AM

the donald Wrote:
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> doosh Wrote:
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> > ey can I jump on that too man? I wanna shit on
> her
> > stomach and wipe my ass with her hair
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> Will she give me a golden shower?

You'll have to wait in line like the rest of us man

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: golden shower1 ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:10AM

I can hold it...I'll be sure to drink a gallon of water before I go

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: you're not doosh ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:14AM

You're not doosh you douche

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: six flags ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:35AM

Is there a separately line if I wanna take a dump on her face?

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: be original ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:52AM

Be original you fail at life

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: doosh ()
Date: January 26, 2017 10:57AM

six flags Wrote:
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> Is there a separately line if I wanna take a dump
> on her face?

Yes there is. I'm MCing this whole event. If need be we can just double up and rush people through. Our goal is to cover her completely in shit. She will love it.

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: gemichaelia watson ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:08AM

I ate BARBA QUES SKRIMP...I gots to pisss out my ass...zat kool?

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: caandy caane ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:24AM

You do realize that TJ "Caan" Sadler is behind all of the Louise Basl posts right?

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Re: William I have a personal request to ask of you
Posted by: Miles Dyson ()
Date: January 26, 2017 11:38AM

I took a giant shit on her chest and then rubbed it in. Then I pushed William aside and put my giant cock into her dead rotting cunt and fucked her falling apart pussy until I busted my pearly goodness all over her head. Then I spit in her mouth and pulled the covers over her. But after sex I had to piss so I said "Why not?" and pissed all over her bed. Fun.

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