The mayor decided to bus in black people from Raleigh to Mayberry to promote diversity and give them opportunity.

BF: "Andy, Andy! There's a colored boy trying to enroll at Opie's school!"
AG: "Now now Barny they're getting bussed in from Raleigh to Mayberry. The mayor thought that it would give them a better opportunity to learn. I'll explain to you what white guilt is at supper tonight."

Opie then meets his new football coach who is black and Andy gets the rims off of his police car stolen. Opie also takes a fancy in a black girl in his class.

AG: "Here Barn you're gonna need a extra few of these in your revolver."
BF: "But why, Andy why?"
AG: "Well Barn it seems that crime is starting to rise here in Mayberry and we need to take a few extra precautions."
Opie: "Hey Pa!"
AG: "Opie now take that ridiculous jacket off and turn your baseball cap back around."
Opie: "Why pa? The black girl in my class told me that if I started dressing like this I could get some of her brown sugar. Don't be no jive turkey pa!"

Then remember when Otis got mad because Andy put some of the nigs in his cell?

Where Otis got caught in bed with Aunt Bea or when Earnest T. Bass grabbed Helen's ass?

Sending kids from Raleigh to school in Mayberry would have been like sending kids from Fairfax to school in Williamsburg. Also the the population of the area around where Mayberry was supposedly located was about 10% black.

There was one episode when Gomer went off to join the marines and Andy had to drive out to Camp Lejeune because all the black marines were beating the shit out of Gomer in the middle of the night with bars of soap shoved into their socks. Andy told those black guys he would sick the Klan on them if they didn't stop.

What about when Otis and Gomer raped Aunt Bea?

Nothing to do with color, it was just an exemplary episode

Officer Pissclams Wrote:
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> What about when Otis and Gomer raped Aunt Bea?
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> Nothing to do with color, it was just an exemplary
> episode

I remember that one but that was no rape, Aunt Bea wanted it bad, hell she even jerked them both off in the morning after they took turns eating her out while she had one of her award winning pickles up her bum.

Andy would be politically correct until Helen Crump ran off with a tall, dark skinned brother with a baritone voice and nappy hair. Then he'd be burning crosses with Goober and Barney.

Remember the time the muslims came to Mayberry? They were all pissed off because they couldn't find any faggots to throw from roof tops or burn in a cage like they're going to doo all over America if libtards have it their way.

Then the Darlings and Ernest T Bass rounded up all the hill folk to come to town with ropes and found tall trees and got rid of the nig problem.

Where the postman confiscated pornographic material that Howard ordered from Sweden and Andy bailed him out? I guess Howard was going to have an orgy at his house but no one showed up but Goober and the old fixit man Emmet, Barney drove down from Mt Pilot purposely for the occasion with the manicurist (Barbara Eden) and the two "good time girls" (the two that got caught speeding through Mayberry in a previous episode) and everything turned out swell. It was the highest viewer watched episode according to the ratings.