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I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 11:53AM

I've do it every possible way you can imagine. What's the weirdest way you have gotten yourself off. Men and women can chime in.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:14PM

I once cooked a pork roast about half way, let it cool down, cut a slit into it and fucked it and came inside of it a few times. I put it back into the oven and went to take a shower. I got out of the shower and my roommate had gotten home and helped Himself to it. I didn't tell him that he was eating my cum. I just didn't have the heart to tell him. Besides, he probably wouldn't even have believed me.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: liberal to the max ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:20PM

I once fucked a glazed donut, I was havin pgone sex.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:21PM

Whacker! Wrote:
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> What's the weirdest way you have gotten yourself
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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:25PM

I've throat fucked a pug!

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: jfrr ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:28PM

I jerked off in a bag of doritos

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:32PM

I've eaten my own cum.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: hffi ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:40PM

Whacker! Wrote:
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> I've eaten my own cum.
Horrible taste right, u gotta be a real pig to eat loads of cum

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:48PM

I ate it right outta my girlfriends snatch. It wasn't bad, but that might have been because I was also tasting her at the same time.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: 4tLC3 ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:56PM

My girlfriend and her roommate are fitness nuts. They eat only healthy foods and even make their own yogurt. Well one day when the girlfriend and I were alone at her apartment she went and got ready for our night out and while she was getting ready I stroked a good load into their homemade yogurt. Whenever I get a chance now I stroke one off into their yogurt. Oh yeah, her girlfriend.........HOT!!!!!

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 12:59PM

Years ago I slipped one of my used condoms into one of the coffee pots at a 7-11 in Centreville.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2016 01:00PM

The eesh challenge...




...try to jerk it to this pic.




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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 01:01PM

Years ago my mother in law lived with us for a few months. I used her conditioner to jerk off and then I cam into the bottle! I shook it up to make it blend together.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 01:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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It might be difficult to jerk to her pic, but I would definitely jerk off while licking her asshole!

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 01:10PM

I once used a golden Lab's flappy mouth. I rubbed my cock along its teeth, while it kept its mouth closed and the flappy part partially covered my cock and the dog provided just the right amount of saliva to keep it slick! I have never cum so hard in my life! The dog was wagging its tail the entire time. It's almost as if it had done it before.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: sick puppy ()
Date: September 20, 2016 02:18PM

Whacker! Wrote:
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> I once used a golden Lab's flappy mouth. I rubbed
> my cock along its teeth, while it kept its mouth
> closed and the flappy part partially covered my
> cock and the dog provided just the right amount of
> saliva to keep it slick! I have never cum so hard
> in my life! The dog was wagging its tail the
> entire time. It's almost as if it had donet
> before.
U came in ur labs face? Now thats fucked up, I hope u dont have a cat

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 20, 2016 02:38PM

It wasn't my Lab. I don't have a cat, but they have raspy tongues, so I don't think that would work very well. I may try that one day to see!

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Magnus Robot Fighter ()
Date: September 20, 2016 03:56PM

masturbating

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Whacker! ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:39AM

Magnus Robot Fighter Wrote:
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> masturbating

Spelling police much?

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Fred Littlejohn ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:50AM

If one has an addiction to something the expectation is that one can spell the word.

I am addicted to myself. MYSELF.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Blowhard, you tool ()
Date: September 21, 2016 08:39AM

I don't think anyone cares about spelling around here.

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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: wKtKb ()
Date: September 21, 2016 05:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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what is your point? she's beautiful. make a great wife and sex toy.


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Re: I'm addicted to masterbating!
Posted by: Ihaveacure ()
Date: September 21, 2016 06:03PM

Whacker! Wrote:
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> I've do it every possible way you can imagine.
> What's the weirdest way you have gotten yourself
> off. Men and women can chime in.


Picture Hillary Clinton every time you feel the urge to do it, and that will certainly curb your appetite!

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