Breakfast in two hours!

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Why do they serve breakfast so early?

They think getting the inmates accostommed to getting up early means that when they are realeased, they will have gotten out of the habit of sleeping through the day, and therefore become better citizens. Nice theory. But, I don't think the time of day means anything in jail, so I don't think any new habits are being formed here.

they have a theory Wrote:
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> They think getting the inmates accostommed to
> getting up early means that when they are
> realeased, they will have gotten out of the habit
> of sleeping through the day, and therefore become
> better citizens. Nice theory. But, I don't think
> the time of day means anything in jail, so I don't
> think any new habits are being formed here.


Eesh, one of the 4 forum losers on here, spent around 30 days in jail earlier this year and it doesn't seem to have had any influence on his behavior. He still insists on being a total fucking asshole.

they have a theory Wrote:
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> They think getting the inmates accostommed to
> getting up early means that when they are
> realeased, they will have gotten out of the habit
> of sleeping through the day, and therefore become
> better citizens. Nice theory. But, I don't think
> the time of day means anything in jail, so I don't
> think any new habits are being formed here.

Here?

For what? What's the charge?

For what?

mo got high on flakka, went on a rampage smashing windows, stabbed soembody, pointed a gun at others, barricaded hereself in her apartment, had a standoff with the police, and threatened to jump to her death.

(To bad the cops didn't bring a sniper.)

she was probably naked (I know, horrible visual.). Folks on flakka love taking their clothes off.

they have a theory Wrote:
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> They think getting the inmates accostommed to
> getting up early means that when they are
> realeased, they will have gotten out of the habit
> of sleeping through the day, and therefore become
> better citizens. Nice theory. But, I don't think
> the time of day means anything in jail, so I don't
> think any new habits are being formed here.


Still though, 430 am is brutal. Im assuming they can't see the sunrise from their cells though so I guess it doesn't really matter.

I don't think the chronological time of day means anything in a cell, anymore than it would in, say, a submarine.

well, that's my thought Wrote:
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> I don't think the chronological time of day means
> anything in a cell, anymore than it would in, say,
> a submarine.


An all lesbian crew on a submarine would be an interesting experiment.

No semen, get it?

Liz, eesh, Moreno's can you all please just go away for good?!? Fuck you guys are annoying and have no life

What's flakka?

Sheltered Wrote:
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> What's flakka?


There's all this information on the internet, if only someone would make some software that would allow you to look this information op!

how do you all know she took "Flakka"

It's not clear that anybody actually knows anything about what went down.

All that's been proven is, Mo got arrested on 9-11, and has been incarcerated since.

I do recall that, right before this happened, lizzie said something about putting Fairfax Underground back in the news, and writing her manifesto, so that when she was famous people would scrutinize her manifesto and her postings on this forum to try to figure out what was going on in her mind.

So, she was sort of anticipating a meltdown.

It's not clear.... Wrote:
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> It's not clear that anybody actually knows
> anything about what went down.
>
> All that's been proven is, Mo got arrested on
> 9-11, and has been incarcerated since.
>
> I do recall that, right before this happened,
> lizzie said something about putting Fairfax
> Underground back in the news, and writing her
> manifesto, so that when she was famous people
> would scrutinize her manifesto and her postings on
> this forum to try to figure out what was going on
> in her mind.
>
> So, she was sort of anticipating a meltdown.


Probably some kind of transracial ET jihadi thing.

Just mental illness, exacerbated by a weak judicial system (she should have been in jail the FIRST time she fucked up) and by her chronic involvement with the worst people on this forum.

when eesh wins, we all wins!

I think, of those who care about eeshlizmizmeg, everyone has been rooting for eesh.

People used to be anti-eesh, and were waiting gleefully for eesh to be destroyed in the WaPo article. But the story in fact was a disaster for the Moronos, and eesh skyrocketed in the polls.

It's true. Win with eesh! Wrote:
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> I think, of those who care about eeshlizmizmeg,
> everyone has been rooting for eesh.
>
> People used to be anti-eesh, and were waiting
> gleefully for eesh to be destroyed in the WaPo
> article. But the story in fact was a disaster for
> the Moronos, and eesh skyrocketed in the polls.


Yes, eesh is definitely a fan favorite here on this site. People really rallied around him after he spent a month in the booty house for posting about a dead cat. It's hard to cheer for some fat greasy pedophile and his fat mother or some shit flinging monkey who's a compulsive liar.

either way this will be a long war that will see many fronts and battles.

Hambeast has been run off the site.
Lizzie is in jail, and looking at a good long stay.
Miz? The laughingstock of the forum. Has no allies remaining. His parents, weary of the never-ending legal case, are probably thinking to cut their losses and put the kid in a mental hospital.

but eesh is winning Wrote:
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> Hambeast has been run off the site.
> Lizzie is in jail, and looking at a good long
> stay.
> Miz? The laughingstock of the forum. Has no allies
> remaining. His parents, weary of the never-ending
> legal case, are probably thinking to cut their
> losses and put the kid in a mental hospital.


The Morenos best bet is to kill Miz off outright.

No jury will convict them if they claim self-defense.

Hanging is too good for Miz Wrote:
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> but eesh is winning Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambeast has been run off the site.
> > Lizzie is in jail, and looking at a good long
> > stay.
> > Miz? The laughingstock of the forum. Has no
> allies
> > remaining. His parents, weary of the
> never-ending
> > legal case, are probably thinking to cut their
> > losses and put the kid in a mental hospital.
>
>
> The Morenos best bet is to kill Miz off outright.
>
> No jury will convict them if they claim
> self-defense.


Good point.

but eesh is winning Wrote:
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> Lizzie is in jail

Orange is the new Black!

mo completes her first week!

lets just hope justice is fair this time.

Eesh is posting under different names. He's never been anyone's favorite. He's a straight up bitch. Fucked in the head, mentally ill, sexually repressed, gender confused, retard. Hey, eesh: fuck you. You're a loser. That's never going to change. Don't shoot the messenger. Go bang your head against a brick wall. Eat some broken glass. Whatever you do, just stop posting. You're an idiot. No one likes you but you.

Itsalllies Wrote:
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> Moreno is posting under different names. He's never
> been anyone's favorite. He's a straight up bitch.
> Fucked in the head, mentally ill, sexually
> repressed, gender confused, retard. Hey, eesh:
> fuck you. You're a loser. That's never going to
> change. Don't shoot the messenger. Go bang your
> head against a brick wall. Eat some broken glass.
> Whatever you do, just stop posting. You're an
> idiot. No one likes you but you.

FIFY

Itsalllies Wrote:
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> Eesh is posting under different names. He's never
> been anyone's favorite. He's a straight up bitch.
> Fucked in the head, mentally ill, sexually
> repressed, gender confused, retard. Hey, eesh:
> fuck you. You're a loser. That's never going to
> change. Don't shoot the messenger. Go bang your
> head against a brick wall. Eat some broken glass.
> Whatever you do, just stop posting. You're an
> idiot. No one likes you but you.

No. Eesh is the only sympathetic character.
Miz whined constantly, and is basically a perverted loser mooch. His weird stories were terribly written and I fully believed his story about wanting to rape a baby.
same with Lizzie, a perverted loser mooch, but she has actually gone as far to groom the young teens in her life. She also has some shit fetish issues and brags about using her retarded family, instead of the shame miz seems to have.
Is Lizzie a terrorist? Why did she write a manifesto and brandish some weapon or explosive on 9/11? Just that stupid?
Eesh pays for his housing, seems intelligent and capable of rational choices in addition to mistakes. I think all three have problems, but there is literally no hope of these other two bumbling wanna-be-child-touching menaces being able to function without fucking shit up for good people and begging from family and society.

eesh prevails! Wrote:
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> Breakfast in two hours!
Attachments:

everyone likes eesh. everyone hates miz. everyone laughs at lizzy.

its what you do.

YcMvL Wrote:
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> everyone likes eesh. everyone hates miz.
> everyone laughs at lizzy.
>
> its what you do.


Best response.

What's lizzie's meal schedule? Breakfast at 4:30AM, lunch at 10:30AM and dinner at 3:30PM?

Are you basing those times on fact or experience or making them up? 3:30 seems awfully early for dinner, even in the pokey.

obeesh Wrote:
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> Are you basing those times on fact or experience
> or making them up? 3:30 seems awfully early for
> dinner, even in the pokey.


I'm basing those times on what I think I've read here in the past.

tcy3X Wrote:
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> What's lizzie's meal schedule? Breakfast at
> 4:30AM, lunch at 10:30AM and dinner at 3:30PM?


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