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cum-eating tool
Posted by: cKeV9 ()
Date: July 17, 2016 01:44PM

Anyone know where to get a cheap external catheter with a tube for self-cum-eating? I'd love to take it straight from the tap but I'm not that flexible.

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Re: cum-eating tool
Posted by: you really have to ask? ()
Date: July 17, 2016 02:25PM

Just beat off and aim it at your face at the moment of shangri-la. Or go to Home Depot and get some plastic aquarium tubing the diameter of your dick, or piece of PVC pipe and a reducing coupler to connect to plastic tube.

Retard.

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