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Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: That Little Blue Pill ()
Date: June 01, 2016 06:40PM

She's 18.......I'm 64. The sex is great but I have no idea how to talk to her.

I kneel down every night and pray to the man who invented Viagra!
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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: xWkck ()
Date: June 02, 2016 08:56AM

Better ask her if she has taken out a life insurance policy on you. These gals have discovered the fast and easy way to wealth and riches. She's waiting for you to kick the bucket, then on to the next one.

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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: YhuCJ ()
Date: June 02, 2016 08:59AM

Listen, rather than talk ... and if this is a real post ... then I have never heard of such a relationship ...

There seems to be some resemblance .. are you sure you are not just her Gramps?

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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: oldlyme ()
Date: June 02, 2016 01:22PM

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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: UePyp ()
Date: June 02, 2016 01:46PM

YhuCJ Wrote:
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> Listen, rather than talk ... and if this is a real
> post ... then I have never heard of such a
> relationship ...
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> There seems to be some resemblance .. are you sure
> you are not just her Gramps?

Resemblance? One's a hot babe and the other is shriveled up old crypt keeper.

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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: Crypt Keeper LOL ()
Date: June 02, 2016 01:58PM

Buddy, she is setting you up. Do you have any money? I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.

I'm sure fucking her is awesome for someone your age, but being dead won't be so awesome either.

Have you met her parents yet LOL

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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: 9" for Rent ()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:11PM

Cute girl. Nice tits. You might want to shave off that scruff when you eat that pussy as I'm sure she has tender inner thighs.

Need any help servicing that account, let me know!

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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: Gramps ()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:40PM

Way to go gramps! Unless she really is your grandaughter.....then......WAY TO GO GRAMPS!!!!! You probably won't be getting invited over for Thanksgiving dinner however.

She will keep you young. Or kill you quick. I cant think of a better way to go than have my cock buried inside her up to the balls and just as a I blow a huge load, the old ticker fails. Straight to Heaven with a smile on your face!

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Re: Im gonna need some help with my new girlfriend
Posted by: for the winners ()
Date: June 02, 2016 06:17PM

oldlyme Wrote:
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HAHAHAHA pretty much

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