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It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 27, 2016 08:05PM
Yo we're pregaming at Brandon aka Skyscraper's house and totally fucking ready for papermoon. Parents gave me $1500 for tonight and surprisingly they're really cool about it. They're like "hey have a great time you earned it," then dad gave me a high five. Anyways stop by at 10 that's when we're showing up. Then after party at my house. If you don't know where it is its off Sydenstryker. The brick house on tye left. Just look for the cars and balloons on the mail box
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: May 27, 2016 08:12PM
To the fat white 40 something author of these imaginary tales:
Your game is getting seriously weak, even I am losing interest, BROHAN.
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Your game is getting seriously weak, even I am losing interest, BROHAN.
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Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 27, 2016 08:39PM
Yeah no. You're full of shit faghat. Your bitch ass won't even fight me you fucking fake pussy. Hahaha! That's because you're a little bitch and everybody here knows it. Come on you faggot coward. Meet me so I can whip your ass!
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: May 27, 2016 08:44PM
I already told you to come to the Toys R Us parking lot in Woodbridge but you make up excuses every time. Who's the fake one?
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 27, 2016 08:52PM
Yeah right bitch you never said that shit. But you pussied 3 times on Brandon at JC Penney's. Name your time pussyfoot faghat.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: May 27, 2016 09:07PM
Meet me there at 4am. Thats right before I start my newspaper delivery route.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAXpapermoon
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Date: May 27, 2016 09:14PM
OMG paper route?! Are you fucking serious?! You are officially a fucking loser! Hahaha! I'll whip your ass and shove a newspaper up your ass!
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: May 27, 2016 09:22PM
Hey fuck you. I work and I pay my mom for the rent on time every month. Probably more than you can say.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Brandon aka I Do Not Exist
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Date: May 27, 2016 09:47PM
O'Meara Fan is right, nobody believes this shit story. Whether he showed up or not, I did go by JC Penney & asked about a Brandon in the men's department. This story fucking sucks Brotein.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Party prepper
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Date: May 27, 2016 10:08PM
You are prepping for paper moon and the party of the year, but while you are getting ready, you check in here???
Fakesayswhat?
Fakesayswhat?
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
wVMYb
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Date: May 27, 2016 10:11PM
Paper Moon? That is the lamest show club on the east coast. Notice I didn't refer to it as a strip club....because it isn't. You'll be lucky to see an ass cheek there. You can see more skin at the beach.
Go to The Block in B'more. They will gobble up your $1500 in about an hour.
Go to The Block in B'more. They will gobble up your $1500 in about an hour.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 28, 2016 10:46AM
Shit broners! That was the party of the year!!!! You all missed the fuck out!!! Spent $1100 on a whole bunch of shit! I got 7 lap dances and got to touch the girl! I even made out with her! Brandt and Brandon started dancing on the tables and Lenox threw up on the stage. The manager was a bro and laughed. But he made him clean it up with a hose. After party at my place was sick! We had a DJ and we had so many chicks! Next time broners next time.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 28, 2016 11:14AM
I wore mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 28, 2016 11:19AM
WSH LAX papermoon Wrote:
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> Shit broners! That was the party of the year!!!!
> You all missed the fuck out!!! Spent $11.00 on a
> whole bunch of shit! I gave 7 blowjobs and got
> touched by Brandon! I even made out with him!
> Brandt and Brandon started dancing on the tables
> and Lenox threw up on the stage. The manager was a
> bro and laughed. But he made us lick cum off his belly. After party at my place was sick! We had
> a DJ and we had so many dicks! Next time broners
> next time.
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> Shit broners! That was the party of the year!!!!
> You all missed the fuck out!!! Spent $11.00 on a
> whole bunch of shit! I gave 7 blowjobs and got
> touched by Brandon! I even made out with him!
> Brandt and Brandon started dancing on the tables
> and Lenox threw up on the stage. The manager was a
> bro and laughed. But he made us lick cum off his belly. After party at my place was sick! We had
> a DJ and we had so many dicks! Next time broners
> next time.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Complet Bullshit
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Date: May 28, 2016 01:51PM
Shit troll work faggot. I was there until closing last night and nobody was dancing on tables and threw up on stage.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 28, 2016 02:58PM
Complet Bullshit Wrote:
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> Shit troll work faggot. I was there until closing
> last night and nobody was dancing on tables and
> threw up on stage.
Oh yeah! You were the pussy we beat the shit out of for constantly asking to mooch of us. How did it feel getting your face smashed in by a bunch of teens you fucking loser? FYI the girls said that yiu smelled like shit and they gave you fake numbers. Try again faggot. Tell everyone what really happened. Pussyfoot faghat
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> Shit troll work faggot. I was there until closing
> last night and nobody was dancing on tables and
> threw up on stage.
Oh yeah! You were the pussy we beat the shit out of for constantly asking to mooch of us. How did it feel getting your face smashed in by a bunch of teens you fucking loser? FYI the girls said that yiu smelled like shit and they gave you fake numbers. Try again faggot. Tell everyone what really happened. Pussyfoot faghat
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Complete Bullshit
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Date: May 28, 2016 03:01PM
What really happened was you and your fake friends were not there. Pretty simple troll faggot mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses shithead.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Complete Shit
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Date: May 28, 2016 03:04PM
Also I did not witness any fights there last night. Bring your next round of bullshit mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
Complete Shit
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Date: May 28, 2016 03:10PM
by the way mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses faggot, who the fuck says pussyfoot and faghat? You are a true dork loser.
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Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
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Date: May 28, 2016 03:14PM
WSH LAX papermoon Wrote:
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> Shit broners! That was the party of the year!!!!
> You all missed the fuck out!!! Spent $1100 on a
> whole bunch of shit! I got 7 lap dances and got
> to touch the girl! I even made out with her!
> Brandt and Brandon started dancing on the tables
> and Lenox threw up on the stage. The manager was a
> bro and laughed. But he made him clean it up with
> a hose. After party at my place was sick! We had
> a DJ and we had so many chicks! Next time broners
> next time.
It's telling that your imaginary character thinks that touching a girl is noteworthy. If the scenario described actually happened the restaurant (there are no bars in Virginia, only restaurants) would lose their ABC license.
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> Shit broners! That was the party of the year!!!!
> You all missed the fuck out!!! Spent $1100 on a
> whole bunch of shit! I got 7 lap dances and got
> to touch the girl! I even made out with her!
> Brandt and Brandon started dancing on the tables
> and Lenox threw up on the stage. The manager was a
> bro and laughed. But he made him clean it up with
> a hose. After party at my place was sick! We had
> a DJ and we had so many chicks! Next time broners
> next time.
It's telling that your imaginary character thinks that touching a girl is noteworthy. If the scenario described actually happened the restaurant (there are no bars in Virginia, only restaurants) would lose their ABC license.
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Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
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Date: May 28, 2016 03:34PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> WSH LAX papermoon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shit broners! That was the party of the year!!!!
>
> > You all missed the fuck out!!! Spent $1100 on
> a
> > whole bunch of shit! I got 7 lap dances and
> got
> > to touch the girl! I even made out with her!
> > Brandt and Brandon started dancing on the
> tables
> > and Lenox threw up on the stage. The manager was
> a
> > bro and laughed. But he made him clean it up
> with
> > a hose. After party at my place was sick! We
> had
> > a DJ and we had so many chicks! Next time
> broners
> > next time.
>
> It's telling that your imaginary character thinks
> that touching a girl is noteworthy. If the
> scenario described actually happened the
> restaurant (there are no bars in Virginia, only
> restaurants) would lose their ABC license.
You don't know shit faghat pussyfoot. I ruled the school at WSHS and the people at papermoon know it. The let me and all my high school friends in drunk and allowed us to touch the girls, throw up on the stage and dance on the tables. They have no problems with high school kids doing that shit pussyfoot. Plus I had on faggot mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses. You wish you had my life faghat.
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> WSH LAX papermoon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shit broners! That was the party of the year!!!!
>
> > You all missed the fuck out!!! Spent $1100 on
> a
> > whole bunch of shit! I got 7 lap dances and
> got
> > to touch the girl! I even made out with her!
> > Brandt and Brandon started dancing on the
> tables
> > and Lenox threw up on the stage. The manager was
> a
> > bro and laughed. But he made him clean it up
> with
> > a hose. After party at my place was sick! We
> had
> > a DJ and we had so many chicks! Next time
> broners
> > next time.
>
> It's telling that your imaginary character thinks
> that touching a girl is noteworthy. If the
> scenario described actually happened the
> restaurant (there are no bars in Virginia, only
> restaurants) would lose their ABC license.
You don't know shit faghat pussyfoot. I ruled the school at WSHS and the people at papermoon know it. The let me and all my high school friends in drunk and allowed us to touch the girls, throw up on the stage and dance on the tables. They have no problems with high school kids doing that shit pussyfoot. Plus I had on faggot mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses. You wish you had my life faghat.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX HANGER CLUB
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Date: May 29, 2016 01:00AM
Yo broners I wore mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses. Brandon, Brandt, Lenox and I hit up the Hanger Club tonight and it was fucking epic.
The gay strippers loved my outfit and invited me and my boys to the VIP room because they thought I was cool as shit! Bros I have sucked and taken so many bareback loads tonight!
We are going back to my parents house where I hired the DJ again from last night. He is so cool an he we wears blue bandanna around his neck, overalls, engineers cap and reminds me of the awesome bareback pounding Maverick gave me she he kicked the shit out of me.
Epic trip so far brohans and all of you are jealous my life is so awesome! I'll be back slinging burgers with Uncle Pascale who has a soda machine in his living room on Tuesday though. I have to suck hi off for every soda but it is awesome and I wear mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses.
The gay strippers loved my outfit and invited me and my boys to the VIP room because they thought I was cool as shit! Bros I have sucked and taken so many bareback loads tonight!
We are going back to my parents house where I hired the DJ again from last night. He is so cool an he we wears blue bandanna around his neck, overalls, engineers cap and reminds me of the awesome bareback pounding Maverick gave me she he kicked the shit out of me.
Epic trip so far brohans and all of you are jealous my life is so awesome! I'll be back slinging burgers with Uncle Pascale who has a soda machine in his living room on Tuesday though. I have to suck hi off for every soda but it is awesome and I wear mesh shirt, light up fanny pack with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and sunglasses.
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
WSH LAX papermoon
()
Date: May 29, 2016 10:38AM
WSH LAX HANGER CLUB Wrote:
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> Yo broners I wore mesh shirt, light up fanny pack
> with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and
> sunglasses. Brandon, Brandt, Lenox and I hit up
> the Hanger Club tonight and it was fucking epic.
>
>
> The gay strippers loved my outfit and invited me
> and my boys to the VIP room because they thought I
> was cool as shit! Bros I have sucked and taken so
> many bareback loads tonight!
>
> We are going back to my parents house where I
> hired the DJ again from last night. He is so cool
> an he we wears blue bandanna around his neck,
> overalls, engineers cap and reminds me of the
> awesome bareback pounding Maverick gave me she he
> kicked the shit out of me.
>
> Epic trip so far brohans and all of you are
> jealous my life is so awesome! I'll be back
> slinging burgers with Uncle Pascale who has a soda
> machine in his living room on Tuesday though. I
> have to suck hi off for every soda but it is
> awesome and I wear mesh shirt, light up fanny pack
> with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and
> sunglasses.
You wish you had my life broner. Or maybe you wish that gay fantasy you wrote was about you. Gay Y sexy Y mother fucker
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> Yo broners I wore mesh shirt, light up fanny pack
> with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and
> sunglasses. Brandon, Brandt, Lenox and I hit up
> the Hanger Club tonight and it was fucking epic.
>
>
> The gay strippers loved my outfit and invited me
> and my boys to the VIP room because they thought I
> was cool as shit! Bros I have sucked and taken so
> many bareback loads tonight!
>
> We are going back to my parents house where I
> hired the DJ again from last night. He is so cool
> an he we wears blue bandanna around his neck,
> overalls, engineers cap and reminds me of the
> awesome bareback pounding Maverick gave me she he
> kicked the shit out of me.
>
> Epic trip so far brohans and all of you are
> jealous my life is so awesome! I'll be back
> slinging burgers with Uncle Pascale who has a soda
> machine in his living room on Tuesday though. I
> have to suck hi off for every soda but it is
> awesome and I wear mesh shirt, light up fanny pack
> with padlock, silk glow in the dark gloves and
> sunglasses.
You wish you had my life broner. Or maybe you wish that gay fantasy you wrote was about you. Gay Y sexy Y mother fucker
Re: It's going down broners!
Posted by:
royce
()
Date: May 29, 2016 01:14PM
boy the quality of your fantasy has really gone downhill. you got to touch a girl ! and the management of paper moon know you ruled in high school ! yes they love to roll out the red carpet and treat obnoxious immature punks and twinks like vip. here son take this $1500 and enjoy. your hobo diary earned it. hahahahahahahahahahahaa