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I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Chimperoo ()
Date: April 15, 2016 06:15PM

So on my way home I stop in a 7-11 to use the ATM and grab some cash. There's a black lady using it, so I stand a few feet away to wait for her to finish. She's stabbing repeatedly at buttons over and over and over so much that I started wondering if there was some new policy where you had to write you own C++ code to make the thing work. All of a sudden she looks at me and says, "Where the dude run the sto' at?" I know what all those words mean individually, but I was having a hard time figuring out what they meant all put together. "What?" I ask?

"Where be the dude that runs the sto' at? Dis ain't takin' mah numbahs. I keep pushing and it don't take mah PIN number."

Everything about this confused me and all I could think to say was, "Uhhh, well, if I had to guess I'd say he's over there, behind the register, running the store, but I don't think he probably has the skills to fix whatever software/hardware problem is going on with a machine he doesn't own, and by they way 'PIN number' is redundant--it's just 'PIN'."

Well, as you might guess, a class-4 chimpout ensued. It was like the Tasmanian devil spinning up. Her weave floated up in the air like a SuperSayan and weird babbling noises and spit started flying out of her. Fortunately, she was basically tied to the machine, I guess, because she'd already stuck her card in and she didn't want to move away from it. I just left the store to go find somewhere not so fuxxated, and I was going out the door it sounded like things were progressing to a class-5 hyper chimpout. Hopefully someone had a tranq gun or something to settle her down before she picked up the ATM and cast it into the Squishee machine.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 15, 2016 06:51PM

You encountered Homo Erectus, common in these parts.

They walk upright, and can fashion and use crude stone tools. But they lack the deductive reasoning of a fully developed Sapiens. Certainly use of an ATM would be challenging for a small brained primate.

They're also violent, and may even try to consume you, as if you were breaded and deep fried. You're lucky you got away.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: April 15, 2016 07:28PM

I don't think the OP has the guts or presence to talk to a she-baboon like that. Not buying it. File it under "What I wish I had said".

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: K9XvP ()
Date: April 15, 2016 10:58PM

Maybe she was attempting to toggle in the bootstrap sequence to get it to boot from the paper tape.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Pontiac 1 ()
Date: April 15, 2016 11:14PM


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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Apes are smarter than nogs ()
Date: April 15, 2016 11:51PM

Chimperoo Wrote:
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> So on my way home I stop in a 7-11 to use the ATM
> and grab some cash. There's a black lady using it,
> so I stand a few feet away to wait for her to
> finish. She's stabbing repeatedly at buttons over
> and over and over so much that I started wondering
> if there was some new policy where you had to
> write you own C++ code to make the thing work. All
> of a sudden she looks at me and says, "Where the
> dude run the sto' at?" I know what all those words
> mean individually, but I was having a hard time
> figuring out what they meant all put together.
> "What?" I ask?
>
> "Where be the dude that runs the sto' at? Dis
> ain't takin' mah numbahs. I keep pushing and it
> don't take mah PIN number."
>
> Everything about this confused me and all I could
> think to say was, "Uhhh, well, if I had to guess
> I'd say he's over there, behind the register,
> running the store, but I don't think he probably
> has the skills to fix whatever software/hardware
> problem is going on with a machine he doesn't own,
> and by they way 'PIN number' is redundant--it's
> just 'PIN'."
>
> Well, as you might guess, a class-4 chimpout
> ensued. It was like the Tasmanian devil spinning
> up. Her weave floated up in the air like a
> SuperSayan and weird babbling noises and spit
> started flying out of her. Fortunately, she was
> basically tied to the machine, I guess, because
> she'd already stuck her card in and she didn't
> want to move away from it. I just left the store
> to go find somewhere not so fuxxated, and I was
> going out the door it sounded like things were
> progressing to a class-5 hyper chimpout. Hopefully
> someone had a tranq gun or something to settle her
> down before she picked up the ATM and cast it into
> the Squishee machine.
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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Nig Nogging ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:01AM

,
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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: FFX Underground Railroad ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:36AM

Bunch of racist fucks!

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Nigger B. Mad ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:50AM

FFX Underground Railroad Wrote:
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> Bunch of racist fucks!

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Dizzo Tay Nay ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:52AM

Sheeyat.. Wit til u see Sheniqua try to work a netflix machine.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Dumbass niggerz ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:55AM

Nigger B. Mad Wrote:
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> FFX Underground Railroad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bunch of racist fucks!
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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Hottentot Venus Detective ()
Date: April 16, 2016 01:44AM

Does this fit the description of the suspect?
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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: m4Dkp ()
Date: April 16, 2016 02:24AM

Chimperoo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So on my way home I stop in a 7-11 to use the ATM
> and grab some cash. There's a black lady using it,
> so I stand a few feet away to wait for her to
> finish. She's stabbing repeatedly at buttons over
> and over and over so much that I started wondering
> if there was some new policy where you had to
> write you own C++ code to make the thing work. All
> of a sudden she looks at me and says, "Where the
> dude run the sto' at?" I know what all those words
> mean individually, but I was having a hard time
> figuring out what they meant all put together.
> "What?" I ask?
>
> "Where be the dude that runs the sto' at? Dis
> ain't takin' mah numbahs. I keep pushing and it
> don't take mah PIN number."
>
> Everything about this confused me and all I could
> think to say was, "Uhhh, well, if I had to guess
> I'd say he's over there, behind the register,
> running the store, but I don't think he probably
> has the skills to fix whatever software/hardware
> problem is going on with a machine he doesn't own,
> and by they way 'PIN number' is redundant--it's
> just 'PIN'."
>
> Well, as you might guess, a class-4 chimpout
> ensued. It was like the Tasmanian devil spinning
> up. Her weave floated up in the air like a
> SuperSayan and weird babbling noises and spit
> started flying out of her. Fortunately, she was
> basically tied to the machine, I guess, because
> she'd already stuck her card in and she didn't
> want to move away from it. I just left the store
> to go find somewhere not so fuxxated, and I was
> going out the door it sounded like things were
> progressing to a class-5 hyper chimpout. Hopefully
> someone had a tranq gun or something to settle her
> down before she picked up the ATM and cast it into
> the Squishee machine.

Sounds more you like you witnessed a chimpout rather than caused one.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: TwTt7 ()
Date: April 16, 2016 05:51AM

Note to other races: While I am white and privileged, I didn't build that machine your are using.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: ffu nigger ()
Date: April 16, 2016 08:22AM


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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:36PM

m4Dkp Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Chimperoo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So on my way home I stop in a 7-11 to use the
> ATM
> > and grab some cash. There's a black lady using
> it,
> > so I stand a few feet away to wait for her to
> > finish. She's stabbing repeatedly at buttons
> over
> > and over and over so much that I started
> wondering
> > if there was some new policy where you had to
> > write you own C++ code to make the thing work.
> All
> > of a sudden she looks at me and says, "Where
> the
> > dude run the sto' at?" I know what all those
> words
> > mean individually, but I was having a hard time
> > figuring out what they meant all put together.
> > "What?" I ask?
> >
> > "Where be the dude that runs the sto' at? Dis
> > ain't takin' mah numbahs. I keep pushing and it
> > don't take mah PIN number."
> >
> > Everything about this confused me and all I
> could
> > think to say was, "Uhhh, well, if I had to
> guess
> > I'd say he's over there, behind the register,
> > running the store, but I don't think he
> probably
> > has the skills to fix whatever
> software/hardware
> > problem is going on with a machine he doesn't
> own,
> > and by they way 'PIN number' is redundant--it's
> > just 'PIN'."
> >
> > Well, as you might guess, a class-4 chimpout
> > ensued. It was like the Tasmanian devil
> spinning
> > up. Her weave floated up in the air like a
> > SuperSayan and weird babbling noises and spit
> > started flying out of her. Fortunately, she was
> > basically tied to the machine, I guess, because
> > she'd already stuck her card in and she didn't
> > want to move away from it. I just left the
> store
> > to go find somewhere not so fuxxated, and I was
> > going out the door it sounded like things were
> > progressing to a class-5 hyper chimpout.
> Hopefully
> > someone had a tranq gun or something to settle
> her
> > down before she picked up the ATM and cast it
> into
> > the Squishee machine.
>
> Sounds more you like you witnessed a chimpout
> rather than caused one.


I don't think the OP has the guts or presence of mind to talk to a she-baboon like that. Not buying it. File it under "What I wish I had said".

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Poor ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:44PM

This is fake. The citibank ATMs at 7-Eleven have you slide your card in and back out. It does pull your card in and hold it like a bank ATM does.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Poor ()
Date: April 16, 2016 12:47PM

^
Citibank 7-Eleven ATMs *DO NOT* pull your card in and hold it like a bank ATM does.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Pyrex ()
Date: April 16, 2016 02:49PM

Poor Wrote:
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> This is fake. The citibank ATMs at 7-Eleven have
> you slide your card in and back out. It does pull
> your card in and hold it like a bank ATM does.


no it doesnt, dick

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: cYMdCd ()
Date: April 16, 2016 02:57PM

Were there some smaller ones running around the store stealing candy?
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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: April 16, 2016 03:18PM

These threads even cycle he same images. At least grab some new shit you broken record fucks.

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Re: I caused a chimpout
Posted by: ok but ()
Date: April 16, 2016 04:08PM

Lizzie needs to upload some more photos of her in costume

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