Just wondering, do you masturbate? Take a really long shower? Jump on the beds like a wildebeest? Please let me know, I am doing research.

Thaanks!

Go away William.

Masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, be my own best friend, abuse myself, batting practice, corral some tadpoles, squeeze some paint from the tube, bop the bishop, flog the dolphin, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, blow out the brains of Charles the Bald, whitewater wresting, dishonorable discharge, play with myself, wank, toss off, beat off, beat my meat, have a tuggie, and, occasionally, hire a hooker or two.

Yehuti Peutiepäntz Wrote:
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> Masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, be my own best
> friend, abuse myself, batting practice, corral
> some tadpoles, squeeze some paint from the tube,
> bop the bishop, flog the dolphin, choke the
> chicken, spank the monkey, blow out the brains of
> Charles the Bald, whitewater wresting,
> dishonorable discharge, play with myself, wank,
> toss off, beat off, beat my meat, have a tuggie,
> and, occasionally, hire a hooker or two.

Did you ever wax the Buick?

PvkpL Wrote:
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> Go away William.


This!

PvkpL Wrote:
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> Go away William.


he's safe from eesh, for teh first time in years

oh, let him play.... Wrote:
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> PvkpL Wrote:
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> > Go away William.
>
>
> he's safe from eesh, for teh first time in years


He played a key role in creating eesh. Plus, his posts were seriously psychotic and obscene. He should be locked up, not allowed to 'play'.

he must 'de-eeshify' this place. By which I do not mean 're-miz' it.

miz must indeed atone Wrote:
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> he must 'de-eeshify' this place. By which I do not
> mean 're-miz' it.
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Go out on the town and find something to do. You are in a new place. Why would you want to do the same things you can do at home?

Go right to the phonebook and find a whore.

Bill.N. Wrote:
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> Go out on the town and find something to do. You
> are in a new place. Why would you want to do the
> same things you can do at home?

Are you an accountant? I want to hear all about you.

Call an escort.

You have to do your research tho. I called one and when I looked thru the peep hole there was no way I was opening the door. It's was an about 5 foot tall 250 nigger!

But once I got lucky. I was staying at a Hampton Inn in Daytona Beach and the girl who showed up was model quality which led me to think I was gonna get ripped off for sure. But she sat on the bed and when she crossed her legs I saw she had no panties on. I got a good look and she said "like what you see"? and I said fuck yes. It wasn't long after that I had my cock inside her all the way to the bottom of the hole. I paid for an hour and got about 6. She sucked me dry twice and I dropped 1 load in her. You just never know.

I do this:
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Order room service, lie back on the bed and watch a movie. Review notes, check social media.

I usually hire a prostitute
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I like to smear a light coating of jizz on everything and let it dry to a thin crust.

Jerk off a few times, try and smoke weed in the room, look for hookers....jerk off more.....real truth.

When I go to a hotel or motel I always carry with me black tape so I can tape over electronics of any kind that could be a recording device of any kind.

It is well known from many tv news reports that many of their smoke alarms and radio clocks have built in video recorders in them.

If their clocks and radios and smoke detectors do not look like a regular commercial name brand then it is 100% recording you. This is not paranoia but pure fact!

I just unplug all the smoke alarms and "radio clocks" put them in a bag and take them with me. But I'm rich. You pussyfoots wish you had my life.

WSH Lax Dixie Wrote:
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> I just unplug all the smoke alarms and "radio
> clocks" put them in a bag and take them with me.
> But I'm rich. You pussyfoots wish you had my
> life.

You're obviously not rich if you are stealing those $5 hotel clock radios.

Fuck you pussyfoot. I've got a good job in international business waiting for me when I get out of college. I've partied with Danny Glove and Cuba Gooding in Miami. You're gayer than a fox's glove. Give me your address and I'll have Skyscraper pay you a visit and whip the shut out of you.

Your ass was Danny's glove you mean. He fisted your asshole like there was no tomorrow. You loved it too. Cuba Gooding says "go to sleep Mr Moreno"

uyevV Wrote:
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> oh, let him play.... Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > he's safe from eesh, for teh first time in
> years
>
>
> He played a key role in creating eesh. Plus, his
> posts were seriously psychotic and obscene. He
> should be locked up, not allowed to 'play'.


For years eesh had the upper hand on Misery. eesh knew who Misery was but misery had no clue who he was. eesh was free to attack him at will and misery was powerless to retaliate.

Now that the tables have turned, misery is going to enjoy his newfound power. And enjoy it he should. He persevered in this war when everybody was counting him out. His reputation and life was utterly destroyed to win this war. He paid the price. He shall enjoy the spoils of victory the only way he knows how...by flooding the site with anti-eesh threads.

I like the new edgy and visceral direction that Meade's PR firm is going towards with this new publicity photos.
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Meade's career will certainly turn around now that he has hired a jewish lesbian to be his talent agent.

She wants this picture for the cover of his new album.

'Diabetic Coma'
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lezbot jewess Wrote:
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> Meade's career will certainly turn around now that
> he has hired a jewish lesbian to be his talent
> agent.
>
> She wants this picture for the cover of his new
> album.
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> 'Diabetic Coma'


'Diabetic Coma' is a great name for Meade's new album.....
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Sometimes I do this:
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Man I have such a craving for some good dick right now.

WSH Lax Dixie Wrote:
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> Man I have such a craving for some good dick right
> now.
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