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I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Didn't think it was possible ()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:46PM

I'm sick with a cold or flu and it sucks and I just soiled myself and am just sitting here, marinating in it.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: unouwanto ()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:51PM

Eat it

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Becky23 ()
Date: April 05, 2016 11:56PM

I spent the whole winter in be with a broken leg. Didn't shit myself though.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: April 06, 2016 12:13AM

If a broken leg, which typically has the cast taken off after six weeks made you spend the winter in bed, you're either an amputee or have mental problems.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: miesery routinely spends all ()
Date: April 06, 2016 12:18AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> If a broken leg, which typically has the cast
> taken off after six weeks made you spend the
> winter in bed, you're either an amputee or have
> mental problems.


winter in bed, and has no broken bones. (He does have some slight mental problems.)

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Becky23 ()
Date: April 06, 2016 12:38AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> If a broken leg, which typically has the cast
> taken off after six weeks made you spend the
> winter in bed, you're either an amputee or have
> mental problems.

i was 6 weeks non weight bearing, then reinjured it at 7 weeks so spent another 2 weeks non weight bearing.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: under the shitty covers ()
Date: April 06, 2016 12:43AM

Didn't think it was possible Wrote:
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> I'm sick with a cold or flu and it sucks and I
> just soiled myself and am just sitting here,
> marinating in it.



anonymous miz post

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Be careful out there ()
Date: April 06, 2016 02:46AM

It's been going around.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: William Shatner ()
Date: April 06, 2016 03:13AM

Didn't think it was possible Wrote:
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> I'm sick with a cold or flu and it sucks and I
> just soiled myself and am just sitting here,
> marinating in it.
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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: April 06, 2016 07:14AM

wrong thread

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:51AM

are you over 50?

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Shart Man ()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:52AM

I sharted when I was dating my wife. I didn't even notice it and she saw the spot on my khakis. She'll never let me forget it either!

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Wondering Wonderer ()
Date: April 06, 2016 08:55AM

Didn't think it was possible Wrote:
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> I sharted on myself for the first time
> in 14 years

Who keeps track of these things?

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: btybforgotmypassword ()
Date: April 06, 2016 09:24AM

Wondering Wonderer Wrote:
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> Didn't think it was possible Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sharted on myself for the first time
> > in 14 years
>
> Who keeps track of these things?


hahhahahaha

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 06, 2016 09:35AM

Wondering Wonderer Wrote:
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> Didn't think it was possible Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sharted on myself for the first time
> > in 14 years
>
> Who keeps track of these things?


Judy Blume did.

That said, I'm assuming OP is referring to a time before toilet training making him/her about 17 years old.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/06/2016 09:37AM by Vexxxed.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: F.O.F. (Friend of Fruppie) ()
Date: April 06, 2016 10:02AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Wondering Wonderer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didn't think it was possible Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I sharted on myself for the first time
> > > in 14 years
> >
> > Who keeps track of these things?
>
>
> Judy Blume did.

That's stupid.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 06, 2016 10:48AM

Wow, nothingtodowithfruppie,

You really showed me, didn't you.

Read a book once in a while, you might be surprised at how not stupid the rest of the world is.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: fofofof ()
Date: April 06, 2016 11:06AM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> Wow, nothingtodowithfruppie,
>
> You really showed me, didn't you.
>
> Read a book once in a while, you might be
> surprised at how not stupid the rest of the world
> is.


shut the hell up you faggotass retard

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Didn't think it was possible ()
Date: April 06, 2016 11:27AM

Wondering Wonderer Wrote:
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> Didn't think it was possible Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sharted on myself for the first time
> > in 14 years
>
> Who keeps track of these things?


I remember because I had pneumonia. It only happens when I'm sick.

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Re: I sharted on myself for the first time in 14 years
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 06, 2016 05:33PM

fofofof Wrote:
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> Vexxxed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow, nothingtodowithfruppie,
> >
> > You really showed me, didn't you.
> >
> > Read a book once in a while, you might be
> > surprised at how not stupid the rest of the
> world
> > is.
>
>
> shut the hell up you faggotass retard
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