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I had one about Liz hating eesh, then kissing him and a guy who looks like a terrorist, then hating eesh again and calling him a fucked-up homo, then getting arrested for punching a cop, then loving Moreno and moving in with him, then hating Moreno and stealing shit from his house, then loving eesh again and calling Moreno's mother a fat lying cow, then hating eesh and saying she put him in jail....... the dream kept repeating itself. It was worse than the movie, Groundhog Day.
It was! Yet, not as bad as the dream of eesh, in a long curly wig and plastic boobs, sucking his pacifier, and Numbers, a transgendered female and born-again lesbian with a penis (LWP), wearing purple leggings with matching lipstick, urinating together in the ladies' room during a PTA meeting at a local middle school. They thought the sink was a urinal.
dizzy Wrote:
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> It was! Yet, not as bad as the dream of eesh, in
> a long curly wig and plastic boobs, sucking his
> pacifier, and Numbers, a transgendered female and
> born-again lesbian with a penis (LWP), wearing
> purple leggings with matching lipstick, urinating
> together in the ladies' room during a PTA meeting
> at a local middle school. They thought the sink
> was a urinal.
Obama needs to install urinals in girls' rooms so the transgendered keep their dicks out of the sinks.
I dreampt last night that I was buying $373 worth of Neilson's ice cream because I had read here that they are going out of business. It was so real too. I was trying to find a way to pay for it so the wife wouldn't notice and bitch about it. Funny thing was that almost 400 dollars worth of their ice cream fit in a shopping bag the size of a brown grocery bag from giant. HA!!!