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amazing story
Posted by: catcher joe ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:42PM

Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my intestines via the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a nightcrawler from its hole. Need to proceed very slow and methodically or they can snap.

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:42PM

catcher joe Wrote:
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> Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my intestines via
> the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a
> nightcrawler from its hole. Need to proceed very
> slow and methodically or they can snap.


Did you keep it and put it in an aquarium? I heard they make great pets, they make great pets, we'll make great pets.

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: Are you high ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:43PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> catcher joe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my intestines
> via
> > the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a
> > nightcrawler from its hole. Need to proceed
> very
> > slow and methodically or they can snap.
>
>
> Did you keep it and put it in an aquarium? I
> heard they make great pets, they make great pets,
> we'll make great pets.

?

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:45PM

Are you high Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > catcher joe Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my intestines
> > via
> > > the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a
> > > nightcrawler from its hole. Need to proceed
> > very
> > > slow and methodically or they can snap.
> >
> >
> > Did you keep it and put it in an aquarium? I
> > heard they make great pets, they make great
> pets,
> > we'll make great pets.
>
> ?


It was a Porno for Pyros song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H833o5lnB2E

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: catcher joe ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:46PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> catcher joe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my intestines
> via
> > the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a
> > nightcrawler from its hole. Need to proceed
> very
> > slow and methodically or they can snap.
>
>
> Did you keep it and put it in an aquarium? I
> heard they make great pets, they make great pets,
> we'll make great pets.


Did not know that. I flushed it down the toilet. I should have kept it for fishing though.

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:49PM

catcher joe Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > catcher joe Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my intestines
> > via
> > > the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a
> > > nightcrawler from its hole. Need to proceed
> > very
> > > slow and methodically or they can snap.
> >
> >
> > Did you keep it and put it in an aquarium? I
> > heard they make great pets, they make great
> pets,
> > we'll make great pets.
>
>
> Did not know that. I flushed it down the toilet.
> I should have kept it for fishing though.


Well, think about it. It's like a dude in the "friendzone" because he always wants to get inside of you.

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:50PM

2 questions;

1: did pulling that beast out of your ass make you cum?

2: why didn't keep it? I would have bought it from you to use for bait.

Nip

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: You need help ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:50PM

catcher joe Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > catcher joe Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my intestines
> > via
> > > the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a
> > > nightcrawler from its hole. Need to proceed
> > very
> > > slow and methodically or they can snap.
> >
> >
> > Did you keep it and put it in an aquarium? I
> > heard they make great pets, they make great
> pets,
> > we'll make great pets.
>
>
> Did not know that. I flushed it down the toilet.
> I should have kept it for fishing though.

There is never just one. Better get some meds to finish them off. Very rare to get them in the U.S. these days. Foreign travel lately?

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: catcher joe ()
Date: April 01, 2016 03:52PM

It felt good! One of those things you'd wish it was like 20 feet. Some folks have 20 ft worms. I catch fish and sell it to the restaurant in Richmond, I'll bet it would have made a great bait.

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: c7NCL ()
Date: April 01, 2016 05:02PM

Ape Rill Fool

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: catcher joe ()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:33PM

You need help Wrote:
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> catcher joe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > catcher joe Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Pulled a 3 foot Tape worm from my
> intestines
> > > via
> > > > the butt hole. It is almost like pulling a
> > > > nightcrawler from its hole. Need to
> proceed
> > > very
> > > > slow and methodically or they can snap.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did you keep it and put it in an aquarium? I
> > > heard they make great pets, they make great
> > pets,
> > > we'll make great pets.
> >
> >
> > Did not know that. I flushed it down the
> toilet.
> > I should have kept it for fishing though.
>
> There is never just one. Better get some meds to
> finish them off. Very rare to get them in the U.S.
> these days. Foreign travel lately?


no foreign travel in years. I traveled once to Brazil and got worms but not tape worms, they fertilize the crops with human shit I think. I got those nasty worms that bore into your intestine and hang on. I think they are called "pin worms" nasty little critters. They have a little fish there that can go up your dick.

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Re: amazing story
Posted by: Ying Ko ()
Date: April 01, 2016 06:41PM

All you had to do is put a cookie in front of your ass, then when the head pokes out have someone hit it with a hammer.

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