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Fairfax Underground
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The state of Virginia has issued an arrest warrant for this man. If anyone has any information on his whereabouts, please contact your local police precinct.
Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."
Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.
Duuuuude we talk in circles is like the mother of all Jams man! its like nahahaha the tiny little band that lives in the universe in my fingernail on planet toe jam Jamming their little sincere hearts out and like getting groovy on like man teats and like mushroom like mushroom staking out Target like wait........what? Cough cough.