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Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Squirrel masters
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Date: March 27, 2016 08:12AM
I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5 weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am bottle feeding him.
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Gunlover
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Date: March 27, 2016 08:24AM
Should have let it go or left it alone. It would have survived or not, Nature.
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Animal plan it
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Date: March 27, 2016 08:32AM
Squirrel masters Wrote:
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> I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> bottle feeding him.
Baby squirrels may be as charming and
adorable as kittens or puppies but don’t be fooled by their cute, cuddly nature
at this young age. A baby squirrel is a
far cry from the adult animal it will become.
Trying to raise a baby squirrel as a
pet can be disastrous for both you and the squirrel.
You will be bitterly disappointed to discover that there
are good reasons they have never been domesticated.
When it grows up it will kill you while you are sleeping and eat your brain. Call animal control now and they will pick it up and kill it later. The law requires that you surrender the animal!
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> I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> bottle feeding him.
Baby squirrels may be as charming and
adorable as kittens or puppies but don’t be fooled by their cute, cuddly nature
at this young age. A baby squirrel is a
far cry from the adult animal it will become.
Trying to raise a baby squirrel as a
pet can be disastrous for both you and the squirrel.
You will be bitterly disappointed to discover that there
are good reasons they have never been domesticated.
When it grows up it will kill you while you are sleeping and eat your brain. Call animal control now and they will pick it up and kill it later. The law requires that you surrender the animal!
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Op nigga
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Date: March 27, 2016 08:35AM
Animal plan it Wrote:
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> Squirrel masters Wrote:
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> -----
> > I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> > weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> > bottle feeding him.
>
>
> Baby squirrels may be as charming and
> adorable as kittens or puppies but don’t be
> fooled by their cute, cuddly nature
> at this young age. A baby squirrel is a
> far cry from the adult animal it will become.
> Trying to raise a baby squirrel as a
> pet can be disastrous for both you and the
> squirrel.
> You will be bitterly disappointed to discover that
> there
> are good reasons they have never been
> domesticated.
>
> When it grows up it will kill you while you are
> sleeping and eat your brain. Call animal control
> now and they will pick it up and kill it later.
> The law requires that you surrender the animal!
I will release him in a few weeks. You're a faggot.
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> Squirrel masters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> > weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> > bottle feeding him.
>
>
> Baby squirrels may be as charming and
> adorable as kittens or puppies but don’t be
> fooled by their cute, cuddly nature
> at this young age. A baby squirrel is a
> far cry from the adult animal it will become.
> Trying to raise a baby squirrel as a
> pet can be disastrous for both you and the
> squirrel.
> You will be bitterly disappointed to discover that
> there
> are good reasons they have never been
> domesticated.
>
> When it grows up it will kill you while you are
> sleeping and eat your brain. Call animal control
> now and they will pick it up and kill it later.
> The law requires that you surrender the animal!
I will release him in a few weeks. You're a faggot.
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
NippleChuck
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Date: March 27, 2016 08:43AM
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Ranger Rick
()
Date: March 27, 2016 08:46AM
Squirrel masters Wrote:
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> I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> bottle feeding him.
You're breaking the law without a permit.
http://www.dgif.virginia.gov/permits/guide.asp
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> I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> bottle feeding him.
You're breaking the law without a permit.
http://www.dgif.virginia.gov/permits/guide.asp
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Redneck Gourmet
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Date: March 27, 2016 08:48AM
Once you raise it, the squirrel can be slow roasted with cracked pepper and coarse sea salt. Roast at 350 degrees for 2 hours, and serve with baby white potatoes, a greens salad. Decant a chilled bottle of blush.
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Que?
()
Date: March 27, 2016 09:27AM
Lock up your daughter...
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: March 27, 2016 11:36AM
Don't force him to convert to Judaism.
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
Chelsea Clintoon
()
Date: March 27, 2016 11:52AM
BEH Wrote:
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> Don't force him to convert to Judaism.
I converted to marry a Jew and he's filthy rich.
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> Don't force him to convert to Judaism.
I converted to marry a Jew and he's filthy rich.
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
DVbUM
()
Date: March 27, 2016 11:54AM
Squirrel masters Wrote:
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> I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> bottle feeding him.
It's illegal to keep a wild animal in VA. Im calling the cops!
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> I named him earl the squirrel. He is about 5
> weeks old. His eyes are still closed and I am
> bottle feeding him.
It's illegal to keep a wild animal in VA. Im calling the cops!
Re: Found a baby squirrel and I am raising him. Any advice?
Posted by:
ojbfes
()
Date: March 27, 2016 11:57AM
Chelsea Clintoon Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
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> > Don't force him to convert to Judaism.
>
> I converted to marry a Jew and he's filthy rich.
So did Donald Trump's daughter.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't force him to convert to Judaism.
>
> I converted to marry a Jew and he's filthy rich.
So did Donald Trump's daughter.